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Publisher's Summary

The Zombie Survival Guide is your key to survival against the hordes of undead who may be stalking you right now. Exhaustively comprehensive, this book covers everything you need to know, including how to understand zombie physiology and behavior, the most effective defense tactics and weaponry, ways to outfit your home for a long siege, and how to survive and adapt in any territory or terrain.

Top 10 Lessons for Surviving a Zombie Attack: 1. Organize before they rise! 2. They feel no fear, why should you? 3. Use your head: cut off theirs. 4. Blades don't need reloading. 5. Ideal protection: tight clothes, short hair. 6. Get up the staircase, then destroy it. 7. Get out of the car, get onto the bike. 8. Keep moving, keep low, keep quiet, keep alert! 9. No place is safe, only safer. 10. The zombie may be gone, but the threat lives on.

Don't be carefree and foolish with your most precious asset: life. The Zombie Survival Guide offers complete protection through trusted, proven tips for safeguarding yourself and your loved ones against the living dead. It is an audiobook that can save your life.

©2003 Max Brooks (P)2006 Random House, Inc.

Critic Reviews

"One would expect the son of Mel Brooks to have a genetic predisposition to humor, and indeed, he does, and he exhibits it relentlessly here." (Publishers Weekly)

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Best Guide out there

Only problem is lack of options for non lethal take downs. I need fifteen words.

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ahh this one

listened to it on Youtube. liked it so i bought it here :-) good times

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Great read!

Wonderful information provided. Remove the zombie factor, and you still have a fantastic survival guide should the world go south for any other reason. Definitely held my interest. A good read for any survivalist or zombie fan.

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CM begat ZM

His father, Mel, must truly be proud. Comedy Master begat Zombie Master, that should be their entry in the Book of Numbers.

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Great read. Get and stay prepared.

Having a bug out bag and weapons shouldn't seem so outlandish in today's world, anyway.

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On point and must have

Great and a must listen to for everyone who love the TV show "The walking dead"

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get this book

ahh it is so good. going to buy it in paper back. so good it is great

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First half great, second half repeaty

I loved the first half of this audio book. The second half, though, delves into a detailed (fake) history of zombie outbreaks, and gets really monotonous and each story quickly starts sounding like the last. I would have cut the second half in half, but otherwise a very enjoyable book and a good performance for a single narrator.

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10 out of 10

Fun to listen to, interesting points and kind of creepy. I am glad I listened to it.

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  • M. Philo
  • Pacific Northwest, USA
  • 09-01-15

clinical

You will either love it or hate it. There is sound advice that can be used in multiple situations not just zombies.