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Dirk Quigby's Guide to the Afterlife

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Dirk Quigby's Guide to the Afterlife

By: E. E. King
Narrated by: Derek Perkins
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Hell's too full, so the Devil hires ad man Dirk Quigby to pen a travel guide enticing travelers to different afterlives: Hindu, Catholic, Protestant (that one's got a lot of subdivisions), Scientologist, and more. Instead of writing a boffo best seller, Dirk unites all religions in a common goal: kill Dirk.

E. E. King grew up in one of those tolerant households that don't force religion down kids' throats. This is the result.

©2010 E.E. King (P)2012 E.E.King
Fantasy Fiction Literature & Fiction Satire Classics Comedy

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"Impish and delightful - a hilarious Zagat's Guide to Heaven!" (Ray Bradbury)
"A fantastical, profound, hilarious and rollicking good ride through the heavens and hells of the afterlife! A wonderful book." (Margaret Cho)
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It is a fun book. Worth the time. A great, funny overview of many religions.

Cute

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This author has done it again. Very well written and narrated. Excellent storyline and very easy to get into. Overall easy 5 stars.

Amazing

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Dirk Quigby’s Guide to the Afterlife by E. E. King is a great comedy fantasy. Derek Perkins did a great job with the narration. The story is entertaining, interesting, humorous, enjoyable, a little religious, and more. I received a free copy of this book and am voluntarily leaving a review.would recommend

Funny, entertaining

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This is a fantasy story with a nonfiction theme. Dirk Quigby is hired by the Devil to experience and then summarize the afterlife options of many major religions into one guidebook. It’s funny, quirky and oddly educational. The narration was outstanding.

Funny satirical view of different religious beliefs

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This was a wonderful romp through world religions, the heavens they purport, and also the amusing story of a living dead human coming alive. Bravo!

A very funny, good read!

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