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Eleventh Grade Burns
- Narrated by: Kevin Pariseau
- Length: 8 hrs and 51 mins
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Publisher's Summary
It’s another awful year at Bathory High for Vladimir Tod. Joss, a professional vampire slayer and Vlad’s former friend, has moved back to town. The powerful vampire Dorian has an overwhelming desire to drink Vlad’s blood. And his archenemy, D’Ablo, has brought Vlad’s Uncle Otis to trial for crimes against vampires. So much for dating. When the tables turn on Vlad, he has just enough time to return to Bathory for his final good-byes.
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Overall5 out of 5 stars
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Performance5 out of 5 stars
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- BrockThor
- 11-19-21
love these books!
It's like a vampire Harry Potter but much better. Vladimir Tod is a beast!
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Overall5 out of 5 stars
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Performance5 out of 5 stars
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Story5 out of 5 stars
- Chris
- 03-03-21
A Trip Down Memory Lane
This takes me way back to middle school awaiting impatiently,anxious, and suspended for 12 Grade Kills to hit the Book Fair.
Good Times
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Overall5 out of 5 stars
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Performance5 out of 5 stars
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- Preston D.
- 03-11-18
I love it!!!!
I'm loving this series and hopefully there is a few three chapters after this one
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Overall5 out of 5 stars
- rtm
- 03-25-17
Best First Audio Book
Well performed especially Otis and Joss. I currently have a concussion and am only allowed to read books I'm familiar with in audio form so I chose my favorite book series. I am so happy it was well done and well performed and would like to buy the rest of the series (even though I prefer reading!!!)
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Overall5 out of 5 stars
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Story5 out of 5 stars
- paris
- 04-03-16
awesome
i love this series. once you start reading it its hard to stop. definetly recommend it.
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Overall5 out of 5 stars
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Performance5 out of 5 stars
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Story5 out of 5 stars
- John
- 05-08-15
love this series.
I loved the book and the recording. after hearing the book and the accents put in place by the narrorator just made me wan a keep listening Damn only 1 more book left
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Overall2 out of 5 stars
- Travis
- 04-27-11
What Happened?
My family has loved listening to Heather Brewer's series on the way to and from school, but this book is lacking. This book takes Vlad from a coming of age vampire and turns him into an overly sensitive whimp. He laments over everything repeatidly. There were times when the pace picked up and we thought the story was on the mend, but it just wasn't in league with the others. The ending will have us listening to the last book just to see the series through, but not right away.
