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Drunk on the Job

By: Zane Mitchell
Narrated by: Christopher Boucher, Marissa Parness
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Have you ever met someone whose entire life mission was to get under your skin?

A high school bully, perhaps? A work colleague that just can't buy a f--king clue? Your shithead next door neighbor who revs his engine at all hours of the night?

Now imagine, for a moment, that pain in the ass follows you to your new home on a Caribbean island and continues to poke and poke and poke until you fucking explode.

You'd wanna retaliate, right?

Yeah. Me, too.

But this didn't happen to me. It happened to my boss, Artie Balladares. Poor f--ker. And it couldn't have happened at a worse time.

What time was that, you ask? Well, let’s just say he was focused on bigger, more voluptuous matters. Now, I'm not gonna ruin the story and tell you everything that went down, but as head of security at Artie's Caribbean resort, it was my job to protect him at all costs. And I was prepared to do just that. Even if that meant sleeping with the enemy.

Come on! You guys know me. I'm always willing to take one for the team. I mean, make love, not war, right?

Right.

So, here we go. If you wanna know what went down, then follow me Daniel Terrence Drunk and my octogenarian best buddy Al, on another wild and crazy ride.

Rated R for colorful language, crude humor, sexual innuendos, and the occasional non-PC remark. Rated A+ for entertainment value.

Oh, and one more thing. While I’m not one of those people who’ll tell you what to do with your life or anything, I will say if you haven’t read/listened to Drunk on a Plane, Drunk on a Boat, or Drunk Driving, you might wanna start there. You’d find this story a lot more entertaining if you did. That said, this story can stand on its own two feet if required to do so.

©2019 Zane Mitchell (P)2020 Zane Mitchell

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Another Great Drunk Adventue

This was another fun read/listen from Zane Mitchell..... I want to find this island and visit. Thanks and can’t wait for next one!!!

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Another fun "who dun it" with Drunk and the Gang

Drunk gets mixed up in something, chaos ensues, laughs abound, Drunk comes through on top with the help of Al, the geriatric gang, and some new faces on the island.
If you like this series so far, you'll enjoy this book too!

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Should be called Dumbass on the Job

I usually don’t come to hate the main character of a story but Danny Dumbass is just an obnoxious idiot.
The plot is obvious, the subplots are obvious, the romance obvious, the characters are shallow.
This is a book written for preteens with a few f-bombs to limit the audience.
For a while I thought it was satire. The guy’s name is drunk and he is a security guy on an island and there is a romance and there is a big misunderstanding.
It could have worked.
But it didn’t.

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I love this series!!!!

If you haven’t read/listened to these books, you are missing out! Get yourself a copy today!!!!

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