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A young half-elf learns he's the secret heir of a murdered king and resolves to claim his father's magic and save his country in this progression fantasy.
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Totally original-totally feasible!
- By Lawrence Tate on 04-10-24
By: Jeremy Robinson
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Artemis
- By: Andy Weir
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Jazz Bashara is a criminal. Well, sort of. Life on Artemis, the first and only city on the moon, is tough if you're not a rich tourist or an eccentric billionaire. So smuggling in the occasional harmless bit of contraband barely counts, right? Not when you've got debts to pay and your job as a porter barely covers the rent. Everything changes when Jazz sees the chance to commit the perfect crime, with a reward too lucrative to turn down.
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A ferrari with no motor
- By will on 11-18-17
By: Andy Weir
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Starter Villain
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Inheriting your uncle's supervillain business is more complicated than you might think. Particularly when you discover who's running the place. Charlie's life is going nowhere fast. A divorced substitute teacher living with his cat in a house his siblings want to sell, all he wants is to open a pub downtown, if only the bank will approve his loan. Then his long-lost uncle Jake dies and leaves his supervillain business (complete with island volcano lair) to Charlie. But becoming a supervillain isn't all giant laser death rays and lava pits.
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Volcanic Lairs, Death Rays & Cats… Oh My! 😼
- By C. White on 09-19-23
By: John Scalzi
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- Maggie
- 04-18-24
Awesome
Love the story even though sometimes it’s make me crazy very good line of story fun to listen and enjoy
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- James Yanes Bernal
- 02-05-24
entertaining
well written and entertaining. only complaint would be the voice actor isn't consistent with some of his personas
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- Thatguy
- 01-06-24
Great Cultivation Series!
Awesome series with a fun concept for cultivation! Love the Norse Mythology elements too! I'm a big fan of the Cradle Series, and this reminds me of it. :) A great cultivation novel!
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- Furpapapirkl
- 01-09-24
Fantastic Read
A fantastic story and performance, amazing characters, a truly must read/listen, highly recommend this book to anyone looking for fantasy.
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- Steven
- 03-13-24
Amazing Book.
The writer did a great job with this story. The characters and the role they play got me invested for more. Some more description would have been nice to better visualize places and people.
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- Anonymous User
- 01-25-24
There should be more Psion Books
I loved this book I wish the next book will come out sooner and feel the protagonist should be a wee bit stronger but I love it.
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- WHK
- 01-07-24
A good western chosen one fantasy story....
A good western chosen one fantasy story using eastern cultivation as the mechanism for magic.
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- A Murphy
- 03-27-24
Excellent academy litrpg
Defunct
Kiru grew up in a middle of nowhere village as the only half elf in an all human village. Fortunately, his elven mother has taught him wonderful cultivation techniques and that made him the rival for a nobleman’s son in his class. A fight between the two result in Kiru and his mother fleeing the village and Kiru horribly wounded. This is when his mother chose to tell him that he is actually the son to the wrongfully deposed king.
This was a great cultivation story with a significant academy element. Kiru is a fascinating character who has to overcome a lot in this story. He is not the only interesting character either. All of the members in the primary group are great. I’m not sure that I have ever read a litrpg with psionics and a well done paladin is rare!
Content warning: language
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- Thomas
- 03-16-24
likeable
really like this audio book for the most part except for some parts which felt rushed through
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- Hayden
- 02-04-24
Bad performance and Writing was rough-hewn
To start off the performance for me was bad. It was very one tone for most of the time. And the few times there was a shift in tone it was overly portrayed. The Audio quality was fine and Kevin T. Collins did a good job at pronouncing most of the words as well.
The writing was slightly better than the performance. The story was essentially a bad version of Harry Potter mixed with cultivation. It seemed like the author didn't intend for this book to be grimdark but it was. The MC is constantly belittled and bullied, and the different protagonist are essentially dumb brutes who dont think and punch down. I would call this a YA book based off the flow of the story line but the content seems to aim more adult.
I have read many books who over look small details or go the expected path and liked many of them. This book has both those flaws and every other trope you can imagine. I would not recommend this book to friends, and I am baffled at the other reviews here.
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