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While on vacation, two Justice Security employees encounter murder, cattle, the desert, and a street gang.
After the dramatic events experienced in Jim Dandy, Patty Ferguson and Brandon King decide to take a vacation. They need a well-deserved rest before taking on the responsibilities of taking charge of the plainclothes personnel at the new second Justice Security location.
They choose to return to Carson City, Nevada. Patty, not an outdoors person, found the desert to be relaxing. Brandon books them into Big Daddy’s Hotel and Casino, where Homer “Big Daddy” Crenshaw is waiting for them.
Big Daddy has had some trouble with a local gang and would like to let the fact that a couple of Justice Security people are on the premises circulate. With the okay from Joey Justice and the other partners of Justice Security, Brandon and Patty agree to the request.
But, when Big Daddy turns up dead, and the two vacationing young people are left stranded in the desert, Justice Security descends on Carson City to take care of their own, in their own explosive manner!
Inspired by Jim Stafford’s classic song, Cow Patty will keep you laughing while it builds your excitement!
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Abby Cooper is a P.I., psychic intuitive. But her insight failed her when she didn't foresee the death of one of her clients - or that the lead investigator for the case is the gorgeous blind date she just met. Now, with the police suspicious of her abilities and a killer on the loose, Abby's future looks more uncertain than ever.
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1 out of 5 stars
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Abby Is The Worst.
- By Keri on 05-16-14
By: Victoria Laurie
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Weekend Warriors
- Sisterhood, Book 1
- By: Fern Michaels
- Narrated by: Laural Merlington
- Length: 6 hrs and 6 mins
- Unabridged
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Overall4.5 out of 5 stars 1,012
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Performance4.5 out of 5 stars 842
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Story4.5 out of 5 stars 840
On the surface, these seven women are as different as can be - but each has had her share of bad luck, from cheating husbands to sexist colleagues to a legal system that often doesn't do its job. Now, drawn together by tragedy, they're forging a bond that will help them right the wrongs committed against them and discover an inner strength they didn't know they had. The Sisterhood is learning that when bad things happen, you can roll over and play dead...or you can get up fighting...
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3 out of 5 stars
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Weekend Warriors
- By Ms Mare on 04-04-09
By: Fern Michaels
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Resurrection of the Damned
- War of the Damned, Book 1
- By: Michael Todd, Michael Anderle, Laurie Starkey
- Narrated by: Emily Beresford
- Length: 5 hrs and 41 mins
- Unabridged
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Overall5 out of 5 stars 37
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Performance5 out of 5 stars 34
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Story5 out of 5 stars 33
In a world invaded by demons, it's up to Katie and her Killers to restore order while also evading enemies - and friends - who want her in the worst way.
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1 out of 5 stars
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Totally Spoiled Storyline
- By Linda Luella on 01-03-20
By: Michael Todd, and others
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The Last Refuge
- By: Chris Knopf
- Narrated by: Stefan Rudnicki
- Length: 10 hrs and 59 mins
- Unabridged
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Overall4.5 out of 5 stars 1,012
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Performance4.5 out of 5 stars 868
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Story4.5 out of 5 stars 864
Sam Acquillo is at the end of the line: he's a middle-aged corporate dropout living in a ramshackle cottage in Southampton's North Sea. But then the old lady next door ends up floating dead in her bathtub, and it seems that Sam is the only one who wonders why.
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5 out of 5 stars
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A hero who doesn't work and play well with others.
- By Cholmondeley on 04-04-13
By: Chris Knopf
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Murder at the PTA
- Maya & Sandra Mystery Series, Book 1
- By: Lee Hollis
- Narrated by: Emily Durante
- Length: 8 hrs
- Unabridged
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Overall4.5 out of 5 stars 117
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Performance4.5 out of 5 stars 102
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Story4.5 out of 5 stars 102
Someone is trying to turn Portland High into a school for scandal with a gossipy website called Dirty Laundry. The latest target of ruinous rumors is newly elected PTA President Sandra Wallage. After a heated meeting with outraged parents, Sandra runs into fellow school mom and Private Investigator Maya Kendrick, who's discovered the person behind the website. But when the women storm into the venomous gossip columnist's office they find a lifeless body - along with a confession.
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5 out of 5 stars
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More please.
- By Jhbdesign on 11-03-20
By: Lee Hollis
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The Grand Opening
- A Family Business Novel
- By: Carl Weber, Eric Pete
- Narrated by: Jules Williamson, B. Lipton Bennett, Ebony Mendez, and others
- Length: 9 hrs and 37 mins
- Unabridged
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Overall5 out of 5 stars 1,708
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Performance4.5 out of 5 stars 1,502
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Story4.5 out of 5 stars 1,489
Travel back to a small Southern town where, before there was Duncan Motors, there were the Duncan brothers: Louis, aka Sweet Lou, a lover of ladies and life and a man you did not want to cross; Lawrence, aka Larry, a screw-up as attracted to trouble as it was to him; and Lavernius, better known as LC, the soft-spoken college boy who simply wanted to sell cars.
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4 out of 5 stars
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Heavy R
- By Jim "The Impatient" on 08-22-16
By: Carl Weber, and others
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Against the Wind
- The Raines of Wind Canyon, Book 1
- By: Kat Martin
- Narrated by: Jack Garrett
- Length: 11 hrs and 41 mins
- Unabridged
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Overall4.5 out of 5 stars 330
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Performance4.5 out of 5 stars 290
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Story4.5 out of 5 stars 292
New York Times best-selling author Kat Martin launches a riveting contemporary romance series starring the Raines boys of Wind Canyon, Wyoming. Back in high school, Jackson Raines was humiliated by the beautiful Sarah Allen, who wanted out of Wind Canyon at any cost. Now Jackson reluctantly opens his ranch to the recently widowed Sarah. And as sparks ignite, he finds himself protecting her from her dead husband’s shady business partners.
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2 out of 5 stars
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Just not my style
- By LeftyMom on 11-22-11
By: Kat Martin
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Primal Instinct
- By: Janie Crouch
- Narrated by: Barbara Creel-Benjamin
- Length: 6 hrs and 8 mins
- Unabridged
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Overall4.5 out of 5 stars 95
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Performance4.5 out of 5 stars 86
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Story4.5 out of 5 stars 88
On the crowded streets of San Francisco, a serial killer watches and waits. Known only as Simon Says, he lures his next victim while the FBI grasps for answers. Desperate, they turn to Adrienne Jeffries. Adrienne has an uncanny talent for getting inside the city's most dangerous minds. But first she'll have to get past FBI agent Conner Perigo. Skeptical of Adrienne's abilities, Conner begrudgingly enlists her help...unprepared for the powerful attraction that could jeopardize their focus.
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4 out of 5 stars
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Surprising
- By dbbooknerd on 09-05-20
By: Janie Crouch
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The Perfect Murder
- By: Kat Martin
- Narrated by: James Anderson Foster
- Length: 9 hrs and 46 mins
- Unabridged
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Overall4.5 out of 5 stars 83
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Performance4.5 out of 5 stars 75
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Story4.5 out of 5 stars 75
The eldest of the three wealthy Garrett brothers, Reese Garrett is in the middle of a major purchase for his multimillion-dollar oil and gas company, Garrett Resources. The Poseidon offshore drilling platform venture will greatly enhance the company’s value. But when Reese is on a trip out to see the rig, his helicopter crashes, leaving him hospitalized and two men dead. It's discovered the chopper was sabotaged, and Reese is determined to find out who's behind the crash—and whether he was the intended target.
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1 out of 5 stars
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could not even read
- By WILLIAM GALBRAITH on 05-12-22
By: Kat Martin
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Becoming Quinn
- Jonathan Quinn Series Prequel
- By: Brett Battles
- Narrated by: Scott Brick
- Length: 6 hrs and 21 mins
- Unabridged
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Overall4.5 out of 5 stars 2,562
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Performance4.5 out of 5 stars 2,324
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Story4.5 out of 5 stars 2,308
Meet Jake Oliver. The day will come when he's one of the best cleaners in the business, a man skilled at making bodies disappear. At the moment, however, he's a 22 year old rookie cop, unaware his life is about to change. In a burning barn a body is found--and the fire isn't the cause of death. The detectives working the case have a pretty good idea about what went down. But Officer Oliver thinks it's something else entirely, and pursues a truth others would prefer remain hidden - others who will go to extreme lengths to keep him quiet.
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5 out of 5 stars
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Battles and Brick - a great combination
- By AudioAddict on 04-24-14
By: Brett Battles
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- E Harpe
- 07-13-20
Very disappointed.
Not only was the reader not interested in the story, he read most dispassionately. I wasted my money.
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