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Christmas Stories: Christmas Bedtime Stories for Kids and Funny Christmas Jokes
- Narrated by: Dorothy Deavers Moore
- Length: 28 mins
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Publisher's Summary
Cute Christmas stories and funny jokes
Merry Christmas! Your child will enjoy this cute Christmas book full of fun stories and Christmas jokes. This is a fun holiday audiobook for early and beginning learners.
These cute Christmas stories are great as quick bedtime stories and cute tales to be listened to aloud with friends and family!
- Excellent for early and beginning learners
- Great for listening aloud with friends and family at home or school
- Christmas stories and adventures about Christmas
- Funny and hilarious Christmas jokes for kids
Story list and activities:
- "Santa’s Little Helper"
- "Toy Making Safety"
- "Sleigh Ride with Sick Santa"
- "Santa’s Elves"
- "The Efficient Elf"
- "Christmas Jokes"
This audiobook is especially great for traveling, waiting rooms, and listening aloud at home or school.
Funny Christmas jokes for kids:
Q: What Christmas carol do parents love the most?
A: Silent Night!
HAHA!
Q: What did the snowman say to his friend?
A: I think I smell carrots!
LOL!
Q: What are Santa’s helpers taught at an early age?
A: The elf-abet!
HAHA!
Q: What was the monkey’s favorite Christmas song?
Your child will be entertained for hours! Download today! Merry Christmas!
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- Julia Deaton
- 12-23-21
Worked like a charm!
The closer it gets to Christmas, the more rambunctious my kids get and this year has been no different. But I downloaded this story and my youngest two didn't give me as much of a hassle. They snuggled up in their beds and listened until they fell asleep.
