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Bog Roll Battles
- Clovenhoof: The Isolation Chronicles, Book 1
- Narrated by: Matthew Lloyd Davies
- Series: Clovenhoof: The Isolation Chronicles, Book 1
- Length: 1 hr and 12 mins
- Categories: Literature & Fiction, Classics
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Publisher's Summary
Isolation is no joking matter but Jeremy Clovenhoof just can’t help himself.
Join Clovenhoof on the first of six short adventures in the strange world of lockdown. A 100 percent of author profits from his edition of the book will go to The Trussell Trust, a charity that supports 1,200 UK food banks and provides emergency food and support to people locked in poverty, people who need help more than ever at this time.
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- Mort
- 05-26-20
Lockdown Humour.
A humourous take on the lockdown situation. All of the usual characters struggling with the current situation as only they could.
Can't wait for more.
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- gerald peter doughty
- 05-22-20
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Usual brilliant comedy can’t wait for the coming episodes, would have preferred one long story though