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The Retired Assassin's Guide to Country Gardening

Retired Assassin's Guide, Book 1

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The Retired Assassin's Guide to Country Gardening

By: Naomi Kuttner
Narrated by: Thomas Barker
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Dante has come to the small coastal town of Te Kohe, New Zealand, for a fresh start in life.

But he doesn't want to open a B&B, or save a charming bookshop, or start a romance with a single mother in need of rescuing.

He just wants to forget about his past career (which involved a lot of dead bodies) and have everyone leave him the heck alone. Unfortunately for Dante, life has other plans...

©2025 Naomi Kuttner (P)2025 Podium Audio
Amateur Sleuths Cozy Mystery Suspense Thriller & Suspense Funny Witty Feel-Good
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Engaging Characters • Humorous Writing • Unique Plot • Unexpected Twists • Balanced Pacing • Wonderful Performance

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I really enjoyed this book! I was looking for something to read while I was gardening. This book features a corpse flower, a cat, murder, mystery, and ghosts. I can’t wait for a sequel.

Murder,mystery and gardening

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This mystery has a unique sense of humor and unexpected supernatural element that makes for a memorable story. Hope there will be sequels!

Unique mystery

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A friend recommended this book when she heard I was on a mystery kick. The story plays out delightfully, with the main characters’ pasts, motives and troubles unfolding like petals of a flower. I loved the droll humor (especially from Dante) and the clever revealing of the mystery. Characters were well balanced, unique and interesting. Can’t wait for the sequel!

An absolutely enjoyable listen

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I read the book and then listened to it on audio. Both were excellent. Love the narrator the story is great.

Excellent

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Exceptional all the way round. The story pulled me in immediately. The performance was spot on and I could easily visualize all the characters and the situations they were involved.

The Retired Assissians Guide to Country Gardening

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