Audited by the Anubis

Monstrous Meet Cutes

De: Wendi Guff

Narrado por: Victoria Connolly, Saleem Udean

Audited by a monster—sounds awful, right?

I knew I shouldn't have opened my door, but when a seven-foot descendant of a death god comes calling, you answer.

Especially if this Anubis is from the government, but I don't have anything to hide from the IRS.

Right?

Right?!

Turns out, my mom—a.k.a. my business accountant—does.

Now, every time I turn around, he's there.

Assessing.

Advising.

Arousing me until I can't think straight.

But I don't need a stranger to fix my problems. I'm doing just fine on my own, and I swear the only thing crumbling in my life is the topping on my amazing fruit cobblers.

Will I let Ahnou past the defenses I've built around my heart, or is my fall about to get taxing?

©2023 Wendi Gogh (P)2024 Podium Audio

This will go on the relisten list

So freaking cute 🥰🥰 I absolutely love them. Two sweet, kind hearted souls fixing each other. There's a slight miscommunication the couple doesn't have a big blow up, the love and understanding is amazing!

Such a cute story!

Great story! Narration was perfect! I highly recommend this book. I thought it was a stand alone but there's more! I'm going to go look for book # 2 right now.

A fun read if you like spice

This was largely a fun read that is maaaaybe about one-fourth to one-third "spicy times." Wink wink, nudge nudge, say no more. That part of the book was overall pretty good for what it is, especially as the two leads are VERY interested in switching up who's dominant and submissive. I do enjoy my switch!couple rep.

The lore of the setting was also intriguing, not too bare bones and leaving no obvious questions to answer. More than enough to provide the backdrop for an escapist romantic fantasy.

Now I do want to warn for some of the potentially triggering content, for those who might think this is an entirely cozy read, and spoilers ahead! There's a mother who's emotionally and financially abusive (and eventually tries assault), an abusive ex who also escalates from on-page verbal abuse to attempted murder, and destruction of property via a house fire.

There's also some acknowledged dubiousness about "accidentally forever marrying someone because I lost control in the throes of passion" but that is overall pretty light. I will also note this book begins to lean more and more into "het A/B/O" as it continues, since that's not for everyone. It's not my preferred thing but I didn't mind it here, especially since as noted above the characters are into switching up roles rather than having one specific dynamic in bed. And I did have some amusement comparing Ahnou's "My alpha is X" to FSG's "My inner goddess is X."

An Anubis never goes back on their word

This was fun and worth the listen, it wasn’t very long but I enjoyed the overall story. Definitely loved the ending but I won’t spoil anything, go read it yourself!

This book NEEDS to be on a best seller list for 2025 ASAP

This was such a spicy, sweet romance monster story with some FMC family & finance trouble. Both FMC & MMC are switches and their mating is top knot ;) Listen to this NOW and share with your friends. I've read over 460 books in 2024 and this is top 10 for me!

Shorty was cute but harsher consequences for Chad and mom and maybe meeting ferns relatives in Egypt

Could have had better ending fern and Anubis meet ferns family and then the have kids

Perfect blend sweet and spicy

This book was everything I wanted but didn’t know I needed. The absolute perfect blend of sweet and spicy! Loved it!!

I wanted to love it but cringed the whole time

I really love a good monster romance and wanted to like this one too but it is so cringey. I think it was a combination of the writing and narrator but it was hard to listen to and I even stuck it out till the end because I kept hoping it would get better.

*spoilers*




Things that killed this for me:
1. Her mom was awful for 0 reason.
2. The MMC referred to her being wet as her “slick”.
3. Her comparing her dyslexia to being as bad as her friend being a “monster” who had lost both her parents.
4. The constant body shaming - I know the MMC talked about liking her figure but there was no arc around her own feelings of confidence or self worth so it just kinda ended with “my body is awful and I’m fat and that’s awful”.
5. The random inclusion of kink bdsm culture which the FMC all of a sudden is very knowledgeable and accepting of even though 2 chapters prior she knew almost nothing about her sexuality?

This author has great ideas and I’m sure the books getting stronger as they go along but this one was a definite struggle to get through.