Thule the Fast Food Barbarian

De: Virgil Knightley

Narrado por: Raya Kane, Wayne Kelly

What is best in life? To crush your enemies, to see them driven before you, or the number five value meal at McDaniels!

For close to a decade, the barbarian known as Thule the Vanquisher traversed the lands of Lemuria, thwarting wizards and warlords alike. But in the midst of his latest clash with his arch-nemesis, the Scorpion Sorcerer Riven Kul'Doom, things got a little out of hand.

As Thule wakes up in a McDaniels parking lot, he finds himself attempting to make sense of this strange new world. In order to survive long enough to find his way home, he takes a job at McDaniels. However, soon Thule discovers that he was not the only Lemurian legend to find his way to the bizarre land known as...Florida.

Can Thule defeat the sorcerer and find the key to returning home? Will his burgeoning harem of beautiful fast-food employees be enough to satisfy his great appetite? Will he get promoted to crew trainer? Find out in this captivating slice-of-life/sword and sorcery reverse isekai adventure inspired by the barbarian legends of yore!

Author's note: This is very silly, and I make no apology.

©2023 Virgil Knightley (P)2023 Royal Guard Publishing LLC

That was new

That was good, definitely different feel like a one off, not really sure where you go from here. Ummm unique is a good descriptor. Writing is good performance is good premise pretty weird but fun and enjoyable.

Well-written for the premise, A+ Narration

This is a lot of fun. It's a book that I imagine is far, far better as an audiobook than it is as a text one. The performers did an amazing job with the material, and I really got sucked into it. I highly recommend this book to sword and sorcery fans with a sense of humor.

Good stuff

This book is what you think by the title. It’s just good fun. I enjoyed it a lot. Sometimes it’s good to not be so serious. You want to laugh at silliness this is for you. If you think all books need to be written seriously, skip it. I will absolutely listen to this several times.
Wayne Kelly killed it with his Thule voice. Think Arnold.

5stars

Well done. Well narrated.  will be looking forward to the next from this author. I received this copy free in exchange for an honest review.

spicier version of Conan?

Thule finds himself in a completely foreign world. With all his belongings gone and armed with only his muscles and wit. This said Thule finds himself from saving people from getting chopped to pieces before he can even find any clothes! But after this deed is done it's time to start thinking about future in fast food business. Funnily enough it only slighty diffrenciates from his previous job which was mostly saving damsels from distres and killing monsters. So with this be prepared for an awesome story with spicy scenes and hilarious humor! The voice actors also nailed their roles and made this a joy to listen to so what there is not to love!? 10/10

Cool!

Different take on a situation and very entertaining. Another solid work from the author. Would recombd.

fun and funny

I really enjoyed this one. overall it was pretty lighthearted and silly and had me laughing a lot. the narrators did a great job, I really appreciated the shout out to the conan movies with the accent the male lead used. vk knows how to write funny and entertaining books.

What is best in life?

To crush irate customers!
See them driven before you!
And never hear the lamentations of your manager!

I didn't know I needed to hear this!

I received this audiobook in exchange for an EARLY and HONEST review and I can't thank Royal Guard Publishing enough. I listened to this on a dreary rainy boring workday where my coworkers were loudly talking about nothing all day long. This audio was the bright spot in that day. I was so silly, ridiculously silly that I had to smile. It was also funny and I had to contain my laughter less my co-workers start asking me about it and try pulling me into their conversations. Nope, I kept my laughs and smiles to myself and enjoyed my dreary, rainy, boring workday while ignoring my co-workers. It made for a beautiful, productive (because I went on every IT call so no one could interrupt my listening), quiet (because this audiobook drowned them out), peaceful day. Raya and Wayne were great and their comedic timing was on point. Virgil Knightly, I need more like this!

One of those books you can judge by it's cover

I absolutely LOVE this book!!!
The writing and narrating are absolutely top notch.
If you are looking for Dickens or Shakespeare this is not the book or even genre for you.
This book is an absolute blast! So much fun.
I'm willing to bet I will listen to this book at least 3 to 5 times this year.
Thule the Barbarian and two bad guys come to earth after an epic battle.
Thule, the Conan wannabe, gets a job at the fast food joint he lands at and gets himself a harem of college age hotties while protecting them and the restaurant from giant snakes and scorpions the big bads send.
I'm not sure if it will be, but I would love for this to be a series.
I was lucky enough to get this book for free with the expectation of an honest review.
Now I'm gonna be talking with an Arnold accent for the next few days. 😁