Damned

By: Chuck Palahniuk

Narrated by: Sophie Amoss

“Are you there, Satan? It’s me, Madison,” declares the whip-tongued 13-year-old narrator of Damned, Chuck Palahniuk’s subversive new work of fiction.

The daughter of a narcissistic film star and a billionaire, Madison is abandoned at her Swiss boarding school over Christmas, while her parents are off touting their new projects and adopting more orphans. She dies over the holiday of a mari­juana overdose - and the next thing she knows, she’s in Hell.

Madison shares her cell with a motley crew of young sinners that is almost too good to be true: a cheerleader, a jock, a nerd, and a punk rocker, united by fate to form the six-feet-under version of everyone’s favorite detention movie. Madison and her pals trek across the Dandruff Desert and climb the treacherous Mountain of Toenail Clippings to confront Satan in his citadel. All the popcorn balls and wax lips that serve as the currency of Hell won’t buy them off.

This is the afterlife as only Chuck Palahniuk could imagine it: a twisted inferno where The English Patient plays on end­less repeat, roaming demons devour sinners limb by limb, and the damned interrupt your dinner from their sweltering call center to hard-sell you Hell. He makes eternal torment, well, simply divine.

©2011 Chuck Palahniuk (P)2021 Recorded Books

Disgusting and Fantastic

I am a diehard Chuck Palahniuk fan and this book did not disappoint. It’s graphic, gross, and fantastically written

Great voice acting. Deliciously bizarre story.

If you like Palahniuk, you'll like this. It's gross and weird and heart warming. The reader, Sophie Amoss, was the cherry on top.

Unbelievable Pronunciation Errors

The sheer volume of pronunciation errors took away any enjoyment to be had from this otherwise engaging book. It’s almost like they were done intentionally since there were so many and many of the words were relatively common. It was very disappointing.

Love the narration

I liked the story. This author is always so creative but the narrator made it so entertaining and deserves a lot of credit.

something good for once

i loved this story way more than i should. great story telling and imagination. extremely intelligent 13 year old in hell, living her best, hilarious life.