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Alien Knight Blind Date Disaster
- Narrated by: Teddy Hamilton
- Series: Lumerian Knights, Book 3
- Length: 6 hrs and 56 mins
- Unabridged Audiobook
- Categories: Romance, Science Fiction
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Lumerian Knight Falden Corshival is an ancient. Leader of what remains of his people, he and his elite warriors have avoided capture for more than 2,000 years. He believed they were safe on Earth. He was wrong.
When a nosy investigative reporter sets up a blind date with an alien group dealing in the intergalactic black market, Falden knows he must do whatever it takes to find out who she is and what she knows, including pretending to be her unknown contact. Unfortunately, Falden has spent a millennia out of the dating scene. Worse, he has no understanding of human courting rituals.
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- AshanteW
- 07-21-21
So descriptive and imaginative
What an imagination. Wow. I've never read this author before but I'm really happy with my choice. So I'm excited by the aliens described in this book as well as the different traits each character has. I could actually see each character standing in front of me. The actual blind date portion of the book was hilarious. The main characters start off like oil and water and you almost think that one of them couldn't possible be a main character but then surprise… they are and that makes it funnier. The sex is so unbelievably hot but not too much that it takes away from the story. Really enjoyed this book.
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- dawn
- 09-07-21
The narrator was awesome
I wasn't able to finish this story. It's so far fetched you can't even get into the world the writer made. The guy is a pig but he's attractive so she has to sleep with him... seriously?! WTF. The scene where he is bleeding out but decides to get intimate with her is incredibly stupid. It's very neck beardy.
4 people found this helpful
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- ThatDamnCanadian
- 07-18-21
I was really lost during this book
I think there must be more to this series because I didnt understand what was going on half the time, narration was ok, storyline was meh
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- TA
- 07-15-21
Ok
Teddy Hamilton made this book the best it could be. It had it’s interesting moments. My issue is when quite a few of these books build up the male heroine to be all that and more; just to turn around and made the male defeated if it were not for the weak female save the day. This storyline is old and tired; I want the male to strut his stuff without a female having to save his hide.
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- elysa
- 02-04-22
Starting of way to erotic
I’m only one hour in the book and I can’t listen anymore. The storyline could be interesting but every five minutes it’s goes into erotica it’s super unnecessary and distracting. You can form a connection to the character. All you know about them is what he wants to do to her in bed and what she wants to get from him in bed. Boring!!!!! I don’t mind sex scene but this is ridiculous.
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- Marguerite Morgan-Cargo
- 07-28-21
I did not get it
I did not like the story line. I tried to get into the story but I could not. Not sure if it was the story or the reader.
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- Sidney Grinter
- 07-28-21
Dissatisfied
Teddy Hamilton is the redeeming part of this book. The characters aren’t very realistic and at times the writing is overly cheesy. Some of the characters’ decisions seem ill conceived. And it’s almost like Becca Brayden decided to throw in a sex scene towards the end with no good lead up. It had potential, but it fell short.
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- Anonymous User
- 07-15-21
Two mediocre storylines
The science fiction part of this book was not that bad although somewhat under developed. Had several good plot twists that could have stood to have been developed more
The other storyline was somewhere between hard and soft core porn. I don’t think she could make up her mind.. I am a guy, so my question is do women really like listening to this stuff in this me to anti-misogynist age?
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- Jeannell Davila
- 05-11-22
Action Packed Romantic story
I loved this book, it has a good story and its funny.
Alien Night bites more than he can chew when he goes toe to toe with a strong, brave and witty reporter.
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- Michelle J
- 05-08-22
Sex and steamy moments
Lot of sexual build up. I only wish the male were less more Alfa males.
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- Karlby71
- 05-11-22
Sci-fi ? Oops !
Hamilton is always brilliant even trying to save this thing !
If you want fiction - well it’s a story - it try’s for Science but every time the storyline just collapses !
If you’re looking for a porn whatever - with a twist of BDSM you could be a bit amused by this book ?
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- C M Silver
- 12-25-21
Not out of this world
Having been a fan of The Krinars and the Cyborg books by Laurann Dohner (and of Robert Heinlein), I wasn't expecting a run of the mill sex-fest chic-lit novella romance just transposed into an so called "sci-fi" plot. It had funny moments, but it lacked well written likeable MCs, lacked in depth research, menace, premise and alien-ness I expect from a sci-fi novel. Despite the excellent narration, I couldn't get past the 2nd hour. Some might enjoy this, I did not. DISAPPOINTING
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- Honey Pye
- 09-16-21
Less Than An Hour In...
And this book has already earned 5 stars in all categories from me!
Teddy Hamilton is an Eargasm God so he had already earnt his full stars after his first word!
The opening of this book is hilarious! I hope I get abducted by a U.F.O just to experience a first date with an alien (a hot one, obviously!), I have never laughed so much!
Becca Brayden is clearly a very talented writer with a great imagination. This book has everything that I'm all about, humour, lusty sex and fierce women! I'm going to devour every other book that Becca has written after I finish this!