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A Troll Walks into a Bar

A Noir Urban Fantasy Novel (Alexander Southerland, P.I., Book 1)

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A Troll Walks into a Bar

By: Douglas Lumsden
Narrated by: Duffy P. Weber
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A troll in a pinstriped suit walks into a bar. He's looking for Alex Southerland, private investigator and summoner of elementals. A gorgeous dame is going to come to Southerland with a case, and the troll tells him that he is going to turn the case down - or else! But Southerland doesn't respond well to threats, even from a seven-and-a-half foot, 500-pound enforcer. Besides, he needs the dough! The stubborn PI soon finds himself cruising through the traffic-jammed streets of Yerba City in an outlandish beastmobile borrowed from a glorified pimp, encountering corrupt city officials, deadly gang bosses, creatures of legend, the sleaziest attorney in the city, a were-rat, and an irresistible - if homicidal - refugee from the ocean depths. Framed for a murder he didn't commit, Southerland weaves his way from seedy neighborhoods to the dazzling lights of downtown - and from one savage beating to the next - to clear his name and uncover a shocking secret.

©2019 Douglas W Lumsden (P)2020 Douglas W Lumsden
Crime Crime Fiction Fantasy Fiction Noir Paranormal Paranormal & Urban Urban Mystery
Engaging Detective Noir • Brilliant Fantasy Elements • Distinct Character Voices • Immersive Worldbuilding

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The story was quite good with few plot holes and few issues with story. The detective was a hard boiled wizard detective in a rich world.

Interesting story

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Very entertaining. Great for fans of The Dresden Files or Luke Arnold’s Fetch Philips series. Top notch audiobook performance. Highly Recommended.

Gritty Private Detective In A Fantastical World

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This has been one of my favorite series. Great characters and storylines. Can't wait for the next installment!

Enjoyed the entire series

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Great book with good pacing and fun characters. I'm really hoping the author keeps on going with this because I'm very invested.

Great book

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This was a good solid Noir story with some fantasy elements. The narrator did a good job with the voices and had the right sound for a gritty noir tale.

Solid Noir

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