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A Prepper Prepares for Christmas
- The Prepper Saga, Volume 2
- Narrated by: Duane Sharp
- Length: 2 hrs and 29 mins
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Publisher's Summary
The Prepper Saga continues as the survivors of a solar storms effects on technology, force the lake residents to struggle to cope with a hard winter without lights and power. The lake residents are trying to get into the spirit of the season, but this is difficult to do, as scarce food and bitter cold keeps them close to their homes and in ever darking and gloomy moods.The government says the solar cycle will continue and to expect another CME, is this the truth, or is it propaganda to force people into the relocation camps? Preparing for the biggest holiday of the year might seem to be a secondary thought to survival, but the mental health of all requires attention. This audiobook includes most of your old favorite original trilogy characters and includes a few renowned Internet Prepper personalities added to the story you might just recognize.
Good tidings to you and peace upon this this Earth we call home. Will the Solar Storm that NASA predicts in 2012-2013 happen? Science says it's very likely, Preppers prepare for anything anyway.
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- Sheila
- 04-30-14
An important time to think about.
Would you consider the audio edition of A Prepper Prepares for Christmas to be better than the print version?
While I love the print version of all of Ron fosters books, I really enjoy the audio versions. His narrator is fantastic and it brings the stories more to life!
Any additional comments?
I love this because of the connection to Christmas. It's something I have thought about...wondering how these moments would be "celebrated" in such conditions. The book looks at it very well.
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- Scifi Fan
- 04-21-14
A season of holiday preparedness cheer
What did you love best about A Prepper Prepares for Christmas?
This I bet will soon be warmly regarded as the classic prepper Xmas tale. Ron captured the meaning of the holiday as well as how to prepare when disaster threatens. The characters are believable and the story is fun and filled with compassion and survival lore.
Who was your favorite character and why?
I like Boudreaux the Cajun for all seasons. He keeps things interesting with his antics.
Which character – as performed by Duane Sharp – was your favorite?
Duane actually sang the time honored Christmas carol featured in the book and did a amazing rendition that I will go back and listen to next holiday season.
If you were to make a film of this book, what would the tag line be?
A Merry Prepper Christmas
Any additional comments?
This book is about Christmas arriving post disaster but the storyline makes it a good read anytime!
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- One Man's Journey into the Alaskan Wilderness
- By: Ray Ordorica
- Narrated by: Stephen Bel Davies
- Length: 6 hrs and 55 mins
- Unabridged
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Overall4 out of 5 stars 118
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Performance4 out of 5 stars 102
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Story4 out of 5 stars 102
In the fall of 1978, Ray Ordorica packed everything he thought he would need into his Toyota LandCruiser and drove north to Alaska. He came to a land he had never seen, to find something he wasn't even sure existed: a wilderness cabin he could use for a year or more to live, think, relax, read, and write. Ordorica found his cabin, fixed it up, and, although it was just an un-insulated 12- by 16-foot one-room log structure, he spent three winters in it in relative comfort.
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1 out of 5 stars
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He used the Lord's name in vain.
- By Connie S. on 08-24-18
By: Ray Ordorica
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It's Only Slow Food Until You Try to Eat It
- Misadventures of a Suburban Hunter-Gatherer
- By: Bill Heavey
- Narrated by: Bill Heavey
- Length: 9 hrs and 26 mins
- Unabridged
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Overall4.5 out of 5 stars 132
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Performance4.5 out of 5 stars 116
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Story4.5 out of 5 stars 116
A longtime contributor to Field and Stream, Bill Heavey knew more than a little about hunting and fishing when he embarked on an ambitious project a few years ago to see how far he could get eating wild. But Heavey knew next to nothing about gardening or foraging, and he lives in northern Virginia, close to Washington, D.C. The rural wilds, this was not. Is it any surprise that his tasty triumphs were equaled by his hilarious misadventures?
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4 out of 5 stars
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Not what I thought, but still loved it.
- By Austin Kelley on 12-08-16
By: Bill Heavey
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The Horse in My Garage and Other Stories
- By: Patrick F. McManus
- Narrated by: Sean Pratt
- Length: 5 hrs and 41 mins
- Unabridged
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Overall4.5 out of 5 stars 358
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Performance4.5 out of 5 stars 314
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Story4.5 out of 5 stars 314
The Horse in My Garage and Other Stories is a hilarious addition to Patrick F. McManus’s existing work in humor. The author weighs in on his childhood, everyday life, and outdoor tales with his typical exaggerated commentary that will elicit a belly laugh from all types of listeners. Read about the antics of Patrick’s friends Rancid Crabtree and Retch Sweeney in such stories as “Shaping Up for the Hunt” and “Bear Hunters”, and much more!
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4 out of 5 stars
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The Most Laughs from McManus' books despite flaws
- By Diana on 01-14-14
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A Hunter's Fireside Book
- Tales of Dogs, Ducks, Birds, & Guns
- By: Gene Hill
- Narrated by: Ray Childs
- Length: 5 hrs and 6 mins
- Unabridged
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Overall4.5 out of 5 stars 278
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Performance4.5 out of 5 stars 240
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Story4.5 out of 5 stars 236
The legendary American outdoor writer’s finest collection. For decades, Gene Hill’s articles and books have captured the spirit of the outdoors in a way that inspires and entertains millions of readers. A Hunter’s Fireside Book captures the essence of the life of a sportsman and explores the full spectrum of the hunter’s experience: sunrises in the duck blind, an unforgettable hunter’s moon, the camaraderie of men who know the pleasures of being wet and cold and a little bit lost.
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5 out of 5 stars
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Beyond acquiring meat, this is why we go afield
- By Ray C on 02-28-20
By: Gene Hill
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Carry On: Stan Zuray's Journey from Boston Greaser to Alaskan Homesteader
- By: Tim Attewell, Stan Zuray
- Narrated by: Andrew Tell
- Length: 6 hrs and 15 mins
- Unabridged
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Overall4.5 out of 5 stars 63
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Performance4.5 out of 5 stars 58
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Story4.5 out of 5 stars 58
Deadly cold, famine, grizzly bears, and one unruly sled dog with a grudge kept Stan on the knife's edge between survival and death. Humbled by the power of nature, the Boston greaser who was destined for prison found a new life in the wild, where one mistake can prove fatal. This is the true story of Stan Zuray's incredible journey, the reformation of a man's heart and mind in the forbidding darkness of Alaska's endless winter.
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1 out of 5 stars
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no love for his dogs
- By shane on 07-03-19
By: Tim Attewell, and others
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Never Sniff a Gift Fish
- By: Patrick McManus
- Narrated by: Norman Dietz
- Length: 6 hrs and 20 mins
- Unabridged
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Overall4.5 out of 5 stars 294
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Performance4.5 out of 5 stars 245
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Story4.5 out of 5 stars 245
In the chapters of Never Sniff a Gift Fish, McManus will teach you the wisdom that is usually shared only in the close ranks of modern-day hunters and gatherers. To complete your arsenal, McManus also includes "The Hunter's Workout Guide" and a special "Family Camper's Dictionary". Exercises like the hindquarter shuffle will make you move like a hunter. And phrases like "Yip-yip-yip-Owoooooo!" will help you sound like one, too.
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1 out of 5 stars
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Eh
- By Kim on 07-21-11
By: Patrick McManus
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The Final Frontiersman
- Heimo Korth and His Family, Alone in Alaska's Arctic Wilderness
- By: James Campbell
- Narrated by: Dan Woren
- Length: 12 hrs and 25 mins
- Unabridged
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Overall4.5 out of 5 stars 1,829
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Performance4.5 out of 5 stars 1,643
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Story4.5 out of 5 stars 1,639
Hundreds of hardy people have tried to carve a living in the Alaskan bush, but few have succeeded as consistently as Heimo Korth. Originally from Wisconsin, Heimo traveled to the Arctic wilderness in his feverous 20s. Now, more than four decades later, Heimo lives with his wife approximately 200 miles from civilization - a sustainable, nomadic life bounded by the migrating caribou, the dangers of swollen rivers, and the very exigencies of daily existence.
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5 out of 5 stars
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Impressive life story!
- By Marcus on 02-25-16
By: James Campbell
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The Grasshopper Trap
- By: Patrick McManus
- Narrated by: Norman Dietz
- Length: 6 hrs and 23 mins
- Unabridged
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Overall4.5 out of 5 stars 435
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Performance4.5 out of 5 stars 350
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Story4.5 out of 5 stars 352
Often compared to Garrison Keillor and Mark Twain, Patrick F. McManus maintains just the right balance between baffled innocence and conspiratorial confidence. Since 1979, this humorist has been delighting readers with hilarious stories recounting his childhood in rural Idaho and relating his misadventures in the great outdoors. Whether you're a sportsman or a couch potato, he will have you laughing out loud at his escapades.
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5 out of 5 stars
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Classic Pat McManus
- By Elizabeth on 06-13-17
By: Patrick McManus
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1632
- Ring of Fire, Book 1
- By: Eric Flint
- Narrated by: George Guidall
- Length: 19 hrs and 22 mins
- Unabridged
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Overall4.5 out of 5 stars 2,439
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Performance4.5 out of 5 stars 2,210
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Story4.5 out of 5 stars 2,218
New York Times best-selling author Eric Flint has received glowing critical praise for his Ring of Fire alternate history series. In this first installment, a West Virginia town is transported from the year 2000 to 1631 Germany at the height of the Thirty Years’ War. Thrust into conflict, the town residents must also contend with moral issues such as who should be considered a citizen.
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3 out of 5 stars
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NOT ALL THAT BAD
- By Randall on 11-26-18
By: Eric Flint
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End Times Alaska Complete Omnibus
- By: Craig Martelle
- Narrated by: Chris Abernathy
- Length: 24 hrs
- Unabridged
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Overall4.5 out of 5 stars 20
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Performance5 out of 5 stars 17
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Story5 out of 5 stars 17
A tragic event causes the dominos to start falling, leaving Alaska isolated—cut off from the rest of the world. The vast majority leave, but some are left behind with nothing. No power. No food. No water. Nothing. One family has no choice. They are on the wrong side of the dividing line, finding themselves on the inside looking out with no idea when help is coming.
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3 out of 5 stars
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Bland
- By emily nall on 03-11-23
By: Craig Martelle
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Northern Lights
- A Scorched Earth Novel
- By: Boyd Craven III
- Narrated by: Kevin Pierce
- Length: 4 hrs and 54 mins
- Unabridged
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Overall4.5 out of 5 stars 319
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Performance4.5 out of 5 stars 295
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Story4.5 out of 5 stars 292
Tom's a prepper, and with his three friends, they embark on a fly-in fishing trip to northern Canada to have a long, relaxing vacation. Things turn deadly when an EMP leaves them stranded and alone 1,000 miles away from civilization. Winter is coming, and they only brought enough supplies for two weeks.
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4 out of 5 stars
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A great survivalist novel
- By Rabid Reader on 03-17-16
By: Boyd Craven III
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The Borrowed World Box Set, Volume One: Books 1-3
- By: Franklin Horton
- Narrated by: Kevin Pierce
- Length: 25 hrs and 4 mins
- Unabridged
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Overall4.5 out of 5 stars 42
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Performance5 out of 5 stars 39
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Story4.5 out of 5 stars 38
If society fell apart, could your family survive? Jim Powell thought he was ready. He was a regular guy who travelled a lot for work and hated every second he was away from his young family. But when ISIS operatives unleashed a coordinated attack on America’s infrastructure, his entire world shattered. The electrical grid collapsed, communication networks were damaged, critical bridges and dams were destroyed, and major fuel refineries have gone up in massive fiery clouds.
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5 out of 5 stars
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the negative reviews clinched it for me.
- By joseph m. mills on 02-14-23
By: Franklin Horton
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Grid Down Reality Bites: Volume 1 Part 1
- By: Bruce Hemming, Sara Freeman
- Narrated by: Elizabeth Phillips
- Length: 11 hrs and 24 mins
- Unabridged
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Overall3.5 out of 5 stars 186
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Performance3.5 out of 5 stars 179
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Story4 out of 5 stars 176
Two young men, Mark and Eric, struggle desperately trying to make it to their retreat in Northern California. Their truck is dead from an EMP. They have to walk 200 miles. Will they make it passed the gangs and the utter confusion of a powerless society? George and his son Junior, are set up in a retreat in Northern Wisconsin. Everything is going along great until disaster strikes. One mistake leaves his 18-year-old son to survive alone.
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1 out of 5 stars
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I CANT STAND the narrator.
- By Richard Wallace on 08-12-14
By: Bruce Hemming, and others
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The Last Tribe
- By: Brad Manuel
- Narrated by: Scott Brick
- Length: 22 hrs and 42 mins
- Unabridged
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Overall4.5 out of 5 stars 15,392
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Performance4.5 out of 5 stars 14,209
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Story4.5 out of 5 stars 14,162
Fourteen-year-old Greg Dixon is living a nightmare. Attending boarding school outside of Boston, he is separated from his family when a pandemic strikes. His classmates and teachers are dead, rotting in a dormitory-turned-morgue steps from his room. The nights are getting colder, and his food has run out. The last message from his father is to get away from the city and to meet at his grandparents' town in remote New Hampshire.
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4 out of 5 stars
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A perfect year in the post apocalypse.
- By Andrew Pollack on 06-18-16
By: Brad Manuel
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Kerplunk!
- Stories
- By: Patrick F. McManus
- Narrated by: Dick Hill
- Length: 6 hrs and 13 mins
- Unabridged
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Overall4.5 out of 5 stars 179
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Performance4.5 out of 5 stars 127
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Story4.5 out of 5 stars 126
The stories in Kerplunk! travel the byways and highways of the Pacific Northwest, bringing to life offbeat, down-home characters who hope their grandchildren can pick the lock on the gun safe because they've forgotten the combination, who know exactly why it costs $500 to make a fly lure that retails for $2, and who aren't afraid to confront the problems of bird-dog flatulence.
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3 out of 5 stars
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narrator nightmare
- By David on 12-09-07
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Meat Eater
- Adventures from the Life of an American Hunter
- By: Steven Rinella
- Narrated by: Jeffrey Kafer
- Length: 6 hrs and 38 mins
- Unabridged
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Overall5 out of 5 stars 1,435
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Performance4.5 out of 5 stars 1,221
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Story5 out of 5 stars 1,231
Steven Rinella grew up in Twin Lake, Michigan, the son of a hunter who taught his three sons to love the natural world the way he did. As a child, Rinella devoured stories of the American wilderness, especially the exploits of his hero, Daniel Boone. He began fishing at the age of three and shot his first squirrel at eight and his first deer at 13. He chose the colleges he went to by their proximity to good hunting ground, and he experimented with living solely off wild meat. As an adult, he feeds his family from the food he hunts.
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5 out of 5 stars
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Steve you should have self narrated
- By Omid Boostani on 06-09-20
By: Steven Rinella
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If You Didn't Bring Jerky, What Did I Just Eat?
- Misadventures in Hunting, Fishing, and the Wilds of Suburbia
- By: Bill Heavey
- Narrated by: Ian Patrick Williams
- Length: 6 hrs and 46 mins
- Unabridged
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Overall4.5 out of 5 stars 403
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Performance4.5 out of 5 stars 354
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Story4.5 out of 5 stars 353
Whether he is accidentally cooking his brain with hand warmers or yanking his lure away from a trophy fish just before it takes the bait, Bill Heavey can do no right. For almost a decade, he has chronicled his incompetence on the back page of Field & Stream, where his hilarious dispatches about life as a hapless outdoorsman who lives in suburbia have earned him legions of fans.
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5 out of 5 stars
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Great book
- By Jon Hiltz on 07-21-18
By: Bill Heavey