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💥 Now a #1 Best Seller in Humanistic Psychology! What if the voice inside your head was your greatest ally instead of your worst enemy? If you’ve ever struggled with self-doubt, overthinking, setting boundaries, or emotional healing, you’re not alone. The truth is, self-love isn’t selfish—it’s the foundation for lasting confidence, inner peace, and true happiness. Do you constantly second-guess yourself and struggle with self-worth? Are you exhausted from people-pleasing but feel guilty saying no? Does your inner critic tear you down no matter how hard you try? Do you feel ...

I've been called a 'bitch' more times than I can remember. I'll admit, at first I considered it a negative label and overreacted. But then something interesting happened - I awoke to the realization that I responded to certain people and situations with bitchy behavior. It wasn't that I was a 'bitch'; instead, I was conditioned to respond to anxiety, stress, and insecurities with an unconscious attitude. Mindfulness changed my perspective and a wonderful transformation followed. Do you find yourself constantly judging others and yourself, unable to shake the critical voice in your head? ...

Make the most of the rest of your life! You’ve just retired. It’s a huge life change! How do you make the transition to post-employment? This inspirational collection of wisdom and witticisms, offering insights, experience, and encouragement, is an entertaining guide to having a purposeful and fulfilling retirement. It's a comprehensive look at the day-to-day retirement experience, exploring what to expect when you retire. With real-time advice to motivate and maintain your happiness as you move into your new post-employment lifestyle, you will discover how to: Understand the process of...

You’ve spent enough time doubting your worth—now it’s time to take it back. This powerful 2-books-in-1 compilation includes everything you need to stop second-guessing yourself and start showing up with confidence, clarity, and compassion. Inside, you’ll get two complete self-help books plus exclusive access to: ✨ The 7-Day Self-Love Reset ✨ The 3-Day Body Peace Reset If you’re exhausted from chasing perfection or trying to prove you’re enough—this is your invitation to stop performing and start healing. ✦ Book 1: Self-Love A bold, witty, and emotionally honest guide to ...

“Dumped But Not Defeated: A Hilarious, Wine-Fueled Survival Guide For Heartbreak” is the break-up book every woman needs but didn’t know she was craving. With humor, heart, and just the right splash of Merlot, Julia M. Cross takes you on a wild, laugh-until-you-snort journey through the chaos of heartbreak—without pretending it’s all tears and tissues. From the messy first days of grief (when your mascara becomes war paint) to reclaiming your joy with wine-fueled rituals, breakup playlists, emotional marathons, and giving your ex’s hoodie to Goodwill, this book is the girlfriend...

Buzz, Sparkle, Rule: How to Be the Queen Bee (Without the Sting) 👑 By Dorothy Waverly You were never meant to shrink. You were meant to shine. Step aside, self-doubt—there’s a new queen in town. Whether you’re leading a team, raising a family, chasing a dream, or simply trying to remember where you left your sparkle, Buzz, Sparkle, Rule is your empowering, feel-good guide to owning your space—gracefully, confidently, and without apology. This isn’t about bossing people around or building empires out of burnout. It’s about becoming the kind of woman who radiates light, sets ...

Do you break out in a sweat just thinking about small talk? Is your dream social event one that mysteriously gets "canceled"? Have you ever dodged a phone call like it owed you money? If so—hi, you might have social anxiety. Welcome to the club! In Help, They Said "Hi!", you'll find a lighthearted, relatable guide to navigating social anxiety one awkward moment at a time. With humor, science, and plenty of "me too" moments, this book will help you: ✅ Understand why your brain treats small talk like a threat ✅ Survive triggers like office parties, group chats, and surprise ...

Love, Laugh, Lakshmi is a sparkling blend of romance, humor, and spiritual awakening that follows Claire, a young woman on a mission to find love—no matter the cost. Armed with a chaotic sense of adventure, a stubborn heart, and a tendency to make all the wrong choices, Claire discovers a life-changing ally in Lakshmi, the goddess of abundance. In an unexpected twist of fate, Lakshmi appears to Claire—not as a distant deity, but as a beautiful, invisible friend who can only be seen by those who will never cross Claire’s path again. As Claire navigates the ups and downs of dating ...

Ever feel like your emotions are dustier than your baseboards? You’re not alone. In I Was Going to Clean, But Then I Had Feelings, author Annie Rowen offers a hilarious and heartfelt permission slip to put down the mop and pick up some grace. Part cozy confessional, part self-help pep talk, this book is for anyone who’s ever cried into a roll of toilet paper, felt overwhelmed by expectations, or simply chosen rest over a perfectly folded towel. With chapter titles like The Dust Bunnies Understand Me, Mood-Swing Mopping and Other Lies, and Febreze Doesn’t Fix Feelings (But It Tries), ...

The Curse-Tuary: Your DIY Guide to Delightfully Decent Expletives By Annie Rowen Tired of dropping four-letter bombs when life throws you curveballs? Wish you could express frustration without sounding like a pirate on laundry day? Welcome to The Curse-Tuary—a hilariously helpful self-help book that invites you to ditch the dirty words and build a sparkling new vocabulary of your own. In this delightfully quirky guide, Annie Rowen shows you how to transform your knee-jerk expletives into laughter-filled, soul-soothing nonsense—think “Fluffernutter!” instead of the other F-word. ...

You can chant affirmations, burn all the sage in your house, and forgive every man who emotionally ghosted you while still following your stories—but sometimes the real breakthrough starts with an ugly cry, a lacefront lifting at the corners, and a desperate Google search for “how to block someone spiritually.” Meet Jessie: a beautiful, bold, overworked witch in retail hell who’s officially done being everyone’s spiritual mule, emotional rehab center, and situationship soulmate. Armed with tarot decks, blunt sarcasm, and a fake wedding ring that gets more compliments than her ex ...

Walking Chickens in the Rain: Embracing the Chaos of Life is a wildly relatable, laugh-out-loud, heartwarming collection of essays for anyone who’s ever tried to hold it all together while everything—chickens included—ran wildly off-script. With wit, warmth, and muddy boots, Annie Rowen invites you into a life less filtered, full of flying feathers, sideways plans, and accidental wisdom. Whether she’s chasing a hen across the driveway in slippers or finding meaning in the cluck of an unimpressed bird, Annie reminds us that life doesn’t have to be tidy to be beautiful. This is not ...

After years of working as an image-obsessed actress in Hollywood, Roxanne finds herself at rock bottom from a disease that is anything but glamorous. In her first year of recovery, Roxanne has to take accountability for her past. From tales of being mistaken for a prostitute at the Hotel Bel-Air to botching a threesome attempt with an A-list celebrity, she must face the truth about herself and stop playing the victim.

Tired of a house that looks like a holiday-themed crime scene? Every December, you promise yourself this year will be different. This year, you'll be organized, calm, and ready. Instead, you're once again digging through closets like a frazzled, caffeinated archaeologist, wondering why you own seventeen half-empty boxes of ornaments and where the good scissors have fled. Humorous Holiday Decluttering: A Practical Guide for Busy People is your rescue mission. Part practical strategy, part comedy relief, this book delivers real solutions for real people who have zero time for complicated ...

Pulling Weeds and Patching Life: Confessions from a Crooked Garden What do tangled hoses, runaway chickens, and zucchini the size of toddlers have in common? Apparently—your emotional wellbeing. In this laugh-out-loud and deeply relatable collection of essays, author and accidental philosopher Debbie Danielsen digs into the messy joy of tending both garden beds and soul wounds. With dirt under her nails and humor in her heart, she explores how compost can teach you about grief, mint about boundaries, and why talking to your tomatoes isn’t all that weird (especially if they talk back). ...

Don’t Feed the Raccoon (Even If It Looks Lonely) is a funny, heartfelt, metaphor-rich guide to setting boundaries without losing your soul—or your sense of humor. With wisdom wrapped in whimsy, Annie Rowen invites readers into a world where emotional raccoons wear pitiful expressions, guilt travels in trench coats, and kindness finally learns to say “no.” Through 12 engaging chapters filled with personal stories, gentle truths, and laugh-out-loud insights, this book explores people-pleasing, emotional over-giving, and the sacred art of letting go. Whether you’ve ever felt drained ...

Let’s face it: the world has always had a problem with ambitious women. We’ve been called names, labeled difficult, told to “tone it down” or “play nice.” But here’s the thing—they’re not ready for what happens when we stop apologizing for our drive, our ambition, and our refusal to settle. This isn’t just a movement—it’s a revolution. The Ambitchous Revolution. This book is your invitation to stop playing small and start playing by your own rules. It’s time to redefine what it means to be ambitious, powerful, and unapologetically you. And at the heart of this ...

Wrangling Ducklings: How to Get Your Life Together When You Can’t Keep Your Ducks in a Row By Annie Rowen If you’ve ever whispered, “What ducks?” while staring into the chaos of your life, this book is for you. Wrangling Ducklings is a hilarious, hopeful, and deeply relatable guide for anyone who’s tired of pretending they’ve got it all together. With equal parts wisdom and wit, Annie Rowen invites you to stop chasing perfection, release the pressure to perform, and embrace a life that’s honest, a little messy, and absolutely your own. Inside, you’ll find: 12 laugh-out-loud ...

Things I Wish I’d Written on a Bathroom Wall Author: Evannie R. Scribbles Ever found yourself in a bathroom stall, reading something so clever, it made you snort-laugh—or think twice about your life choices? Welcome to Things I Wish I’d Written on a Bathroom Wall, a cheeky yet surprisingly sincere collection of quips, scribbles, and uncensored truths from the imaginary stalls of life. Part coffee table book, part inner pep talk, this satirical gem is for every woman who’s ever needed a reminder that wisdom often comes with a Sharpie… and a little toilet paper stuck to her shoe. ...

'I love it! Hilarious and thought-provoking!' - Fearne Cotton 'A sweet sharp read' - Jessie Burton 'A laugh-out-loud funny book.' - Lucy Diamond Marianne Power was stuck in a rut. Then one day she wondered: could self-help books help her find the elusive perfect life? She decided to test one...