Peaches Pit Party from Wednesday, January 7th, 2026 / Peaches opens the show by unpacking a deeply personal pet peeve that absolutely nobody asked for but everyone understands the moment he says it out loud abrupt song endings that leave you emotionally stranded and staring at the studio clock. From there he detours into a surprisingly tense backstory involving an ex deathcore frontman turned Twitch streamer who may or may not hate his own fans before unveiling his new Pick of the Day playlist strategy that finally solves the problem of listeners missing tracks at two in the afternoon. As the week drags on at a glacial pace and snow forecasts whip the comment section into its usual chaos adjacent meltdown Peaches teases Ghost tickets explains why weather comments are all the same person in different fonts and casually wonders if his flight home is already doomed. Things then take a sharp turn into science when National Passing Gas Day delivers the most questionable medical advice imaginable followed by a baffling claim that smelling your own fumes might save your brain which Peaches processes in real time like a man reconsidering every quiet moment he has ever had alone. The show keeps swerving as Pat Smear breaks bones in what is described as a bizarre gardening accident that sounds like either a Looney Tunes episode or a euphemism nobody wants clarified before Peaches revisits the now legendary story of a man riding a horse directly into Target and the loss prevention officer who thought he could win that race. The Shot Clock Sports Update somehow includes viral squat videos NFL practice philosophy an open bar promise tied to Nebraska basketball and Allen Iverson catching strays from beyond the grave. Just when it seems like things might calm down Peaches introduces a cosmetic trend involving donated human fat that raises more ethical questions than answers then promotes pregnancy cravings so aggressive they could end international peace talks. The back half of the show spirals further with Google hiring humans to babysit AI answers Peaches launching a one man crusade against tribute bands after a Disturbed lookalike breaks the internet Microsoft accidentally endorsing Chrome in its own ad and a man suing a restaurant because TikTok exposed his affair. The episode peaks with a Florida postal worker allegedly attempting vehicular justice over a misdelivered package and wraps with an NFL lawsuit that Peaches absolutely cannot explain on air but very clearly thinks nobody should be embarrassed about. It is one long perfectly derailed ride that never once asks permission to exist.

Peaches Pit Party from Tuesday, January 6th, 2026 / Peaches opens the show untangling the extremely awkward Mickey Rourke GoFundMe saga, where a fundraiser allegedly created with his blessing suddenly becomes “humiliating,” “unauthorized,” and accompanied by an Instagram video featuring a pink shirt, a cowboy hat, and a confused dog. From there, the internet’s broken priorities take center stage as a massive international news story gets completely derailed by people obsessing over whether a captured world leader was wearing Nike Tech Fleece and which colorway it might be. Peaches then stumbles lovingly into nostalgia with the rise of Free Blockbuster boxes, proving society has come full circle back to DVDs in tiny blue kiosks and the quiet judgment of owning a VCR in 2026.

The episode rolls on with pregnancy cravings being treated like competitive sport, an NFL coaching bloodbath that leaves half the league unemployed, and a deeply unsettling realization that the New York Jets completed an entire season without intercepting a single pass. Peaches spirals into superstition after discovering the number one movie from his childhood might be predicting his future, questions why hundreds of people in Scotland gathered solely to watch someone volunteer for a painful public kick, and tries to wrap his head around robotic dogs with famous silicone faces dispensing AI art out of their backs at Art Basel. The logic only deteriorates further with a court headline that tries to label someone a “good father” while actively describing behavior that suggests otherwise, followed by a deep dive into the Pentagon Pizza Index and why a sudden spike in pepperoni orders may be the most reliable early warning system on Earth.

Things close out with a brutally honest list of socially legal behaviors that instantly make you unbearable, including grocery store food abandonment, public speaker scrolling, and internet pranks that absolutely should come with consequences. Finally, What the Headline delivers an all time classic as a runaway capuchin monkey goes on a crime spree through a Tennessee music store, turns the story into an interstate investigation, and leaves everyone involved questioning how this became part of their job description. It is a masterclass in modern nonsense, internet logic, and why society should maybe slow down for five minutes.

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Peaches Pit Party from Monday, January 5th, 2026 / Peaches rolls into the show half-awake after a lunch break nap and immediately spirals into the impossible math of modern concert planning, weighing Ghost tickets against Bad Omens, Beartooth, and President like it’s a financial hostage negotiation disguised as a music calendar. From there, he tackles the extremely serious problem of being a tall human in a world built for average-sized beds, discovering that mattress companies have apparently gone rogue with California Kings, Texas Kings, and the deeply suspicious Alaskan King, all while wondering where on earth you’d even buy sheets for something that turns your bedroom into a padded gymnasium. Things take a turn into band economics when Peaches dissects the internet’s ongoing debate over incredible bands cursed with embarrassing merch, calling out bland camo shirts, outdated emo slogans, and designs clearly aimed at people who still think Hot Topic is a personality trait. He then overshares a recurring nightmare scenario involving webcams, Discord calls, and a bathroom door that absolutely should have been closed, before snapping back into gear with a Shot Clock Sports Update that includes Ole Miss fans verbally nuking Lane Kiffin while still accidentally helping him get richer, Shai Gilgeous Alexander collecting trophies like Infinity Stones, and Troy Aikman consulting for the Dolphins in a league where conflicts of interest are apparently more of a suggestion than a rule. The headlines keep getting stranger as Peaches explains how a Utah police department briefly reported an officer turning into a frog thanks to AI listening to Disney in the background, unpacks a tragic and unsettling mountain lion encounter in Colorado that somehow involved bystanders throwing rocks like it was a bad camping idea brainstorm, and marvels at Morrissey’s legendary ability to cancel concerts with a success rate that would get most employees fired. After spotlighting a night shift nursing job with Hire East Idaho, he detours to France, where an actual university trains real spies who don’t even use their real names, prompting an unexpected Agent Cody Banks nostalgia spiral. Travel anxiety ramps up when space junk reentering the atmosphere becomes yet another thing Peaches now has to worry about while flying, right before the show lands in Pennsylvania for a court case involving a convenience store beer fridge and a decision that permanently destroyed public trust in the phrase “food and nutrition director.” The episode wraps with a sobering but oddly relatable update on Mickey Rourke facing eviction and crowdsourcing rent money, a reminder that celebrity fades but landlords do not, closing out a show that somehow connects beds, merch tables, police reports, mountain lions, and falling satellites into one very specific Monday afternoon mental journey

Peaches Pit Party from Friday, January 2nd, 2026 // Peaches opens the first show of the year broadcasting through radio wizardry from a completely different studio, immediately admitting he is not actually there while still somehow being everywhere. He kicks things off by realizing he missed entire best of 2025 album lists, discovers Gray Haven way later than he should have, gets followed by Metalbirb like it is a personal achievement unlocked, and vows to finally keep track of his song picks before another year escapes him. From there, the show veers into New Year’s celebrations that look fun on television but are actually endurance tests involving diapers, barricades, and disappointment, including people standing around the Brooklyn Bridge staring at absolutely nothing thanks to fake social media accounts. Peaches compares that nightmare to his own wildly thrilling evening of scratch off lottery tickets, patio selfies, and winning a single dollar while his girlfriend quietly scrapbooks nearby.

Things escalate quickly when Peaches dives headfirst into official government records detailing the most horrifying objects doctors have had to extract from human bodies, proving that boredom is apparently a medical diagnosis. He then fact checks viral videos involving a four hundred pound Indiana Jones boulder going rogue at Disney World, praises a stunt worker for taking one for the team, and questions why giant corporations cannot just admit someone got wrecked by a prop rock. The concert calendar gets multiple shoutouts as Peaches debates whether his body can survive back to back metal shows, forgets to do sports on time, scrolls TMZ like a man who has given up, and imagines John Madden breaking down Tom Brady dating rumors with a telestrator. Somewhere in the middle of that, Nicolas Cage becomes John Madden, MTV quietly pulls the plug on music television, and an entire city loses its mind over the demolition of a water tower like it is a beloved family member.

The show continues spiraling as Peaches covers fake fireworks in England, fake fireworks in New York, and the universal human inability to verify information before traveling. A five hundred fifty pound bear sets up permanent residence under a California house and Peaches considers naming it and turning it into a security system. Massive seafood thefts spark a rant about overpriced lobster trucks, jobs that sound glamorous but are actually soul grinders get exposed, and Peaches reassures himself that radio is still the least traumatic option. A late night internal war breaks out over choosing Nine Inch Nails or Nothing More, and the episode closes strong with a naked Florida man robbing a meat market while wearing nothing but a mask and poor judgment, because of course it does. The first show of the year arrives loud, wandering, deeply specific, and completely unapologetic about where it ends up.

Peaches Pit Party from Tuesday, December 30th, 2025 / Peaches closes out the year by throwing the entire rulebook out the studio window, ditching To Peach Their Own and replacing it with a full blown Top 11 countdown of his favorite songs of 2025, because ten simply was not enough and compromise was never on the table. Along the way, he hands out Bad Omens, Beartooth, and PRESIDENT tickets like it is a late December miracle, breaks down why a Frontier Airlines passenger earned a very specific twenty five thousand five hundred dollar fine for turning a flight into a personal meltdown tour, and wonders who actually mails that invoice. The show spirals into the internet’s loudest arguments as Peaches dismantles the anti AI outrage machine, explains why one Electric Callboy Santa hat photo made people lose their minds, and admits that two angry comments over a Studio Ghibli edit somehow felt more dramatic than most world news. From there, things escalate quickly with a celebrity chef turning liquid nitrogen cocktails into a medical emergency, a deep dive into Stefon Diggs headlines that somehow get worse every paragraph, and the revelation that Trevon Diggs once suffered a concussion from a falling TV while trying to fix things at home. Peaches also unpacks the absolutely unbelievable bankruptcy of the largest porta potty company in America, delivers a greatest hits recap of Florida Man stories including a Chuck E Cheese mascot getting arrested mid shift, reacts to a lawsuit involving a shattered Outback Steakhouse toilet seat, and shares the most polite instrument theft apology note of all time. Add in rage bait music takes, Sleep Token discourse, chess champions winning world titles in jeans, airline pricing rants from a six foot nine perspective, Stranger Things theater confusion, and the creeping realization that time is moving way too fast, and you get a year end episode that covers everything except restraint.

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Peaches Pit Party from Monday, December 29th, 2025 / Peaches limps emotionally into the weird dead-zone between Christmas and New Year’s armed with airline price rage, seasonal sadness, and a deep distrust of anyone who asked where the snow was. He breaks down why flying home to California during the holidays costs roughly the same as a used Honda, why snow showing up late feels personal, and how one badly timed weather system can ruin an entire mood. From there, things spiral into a public confession about being the lone Big & Tall warrior in a family shirt exchange, the psychological danger of loose-fitting flannels, and how Taco Bell becomes way too confident when fabric stops holding you accountable. The episode detours into the creeping realization that younger generations can’t read out loud, can’t read Cards Against Humanity cards without assistance, and absolutely cannot read analog clocks now that schools are banning phones and exposing that skill gap in real time. Peaches revisits childhood worksheets, cursive trauma, and the terrifying idea of someone wearing a stylish watch just to immediately check their phone anyway. The second half swings into New Year’s gym resolutions, locker room nudity confidence no one asked for, unspoken gym rules people absolutely ignore, and why personal speakers should be confiscated on sight. Driving anxiety takes over as winter roads, worst-driver states, post-accident nerves, and relationship driving treaties are negotiated live on-air. The episode closes with harmless habits people judge too much, the beauty of daytime naps, why silence makes people uncomfortable, an Ottawa man bonding with his Uber driver over tobogganing, a rat hijacking an international flight, and wrestling legend William Regal yelling into the internet like a fed-up uncle who has seen too many broken necks to stay quiet anymore. It’s long, meandering, self-aware, occasionally apologetic, and exactly what a final-week-of-the-year radio show sounds like when the internet runs out of stories but the mic is still hot.

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Peaches Pit Party from Tuesday, December 23rd, 2025 / Peaches limps into a half-day pre-holiday broadcast while the KBEAR studio collapses around him like a low-budget escape room, recounting a surreal morning of being shuffled between broken rooms, missing software, dead phones, and a production setup that actively refuses to cooperate. He reflects on recording the show early while people desperately try calling a studio he is physically not inside, sets expectations for his disappearing act through Christmas, and immediately swerves into a grim but oddly nostalgic breakdown of Call of Duty memories after reacting to the death of franchise creator Vince Zampella and TMZ airing footage that probably never needed to exist. From there, the episode ricochets wildly through Powerball delusions, the very real dangers of sudden wealth, and a paranoid spiral involving poisoned dinners, sketchy relatives, and why winning the lottery might actually be a curse with a press conference attached. Peaches then comforts listeners by revealing Air India once misplaced an entire Boeing airplane for thirteen years, drags Draymond Green for storming off mid game, questions why the Kansas City Chiefs are fleeing Missouri only to land somewhere that makes geographic sense to absolutely no one, and proposes the extremely acceptable rebrand of the Topeka Chiefs. Childhood memories of donut scented PE laps spiral into a present day rant about Massachusetts residents filing complaints because their houses smell too much like Dunkin, which somehow leads into whale sharks being harassed for selfies, people ignoring every rule ever written, and the general inability of humans to behave when a camera is involved. The show descends further into absurdity with lawsuits over cat poop, public health warnings about sewer rats launching surprise attacks via toilets, Waymo robot cars allegedly transporting bonus trunk humans, and the nightmare scenario of those vehicles ever touching Idaho Falls. Peaches debates rage bait journalism, defends Sleep Token against professional instigators, considers intentionally angering Dr Pepper loyalists for sport, reacts to a mall Santa being fired for smacking a kid’s hand, contemplates his own terrifying potential as an extra tall bearded Santa, and learns in real time that his girlfriend watches social media at double speed like a normal person coping with the internet. The episode barrels through movie hatred, banned anime conventions, music industry deaths, Ozzy’s final year, broken button bars, a stripped down What the Headline segment, and finally lands on a surprisingly sincere holiday sendoff before Peaches vanishes for Christmas with the studio still barely standing.

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Peaches Pit Party from Monday, December 22nd, 2025 / Peaches clocks in from the Cannonball 101 studio once again after the KBEAR studio remains lifeless, dark, and suspiciously abandoned, opening the show by confirming he did not win the billion dollar Powerball and immediately questioning Viktor’s mysterious absence three days before Christmas. Recording the afternoon show before most people finish their first coffee, Peaches unloads on holiday timing logic, why coming back to work for a single Friday after Christmas is insulting, and how gifting his dad a book he will never read somehow still feels generous. The episode swerves into a deeply unsettling story about an elementary school timeout box that looks like something designed by a low budget prison architect, prompting Peaches to reflect on his own childhood discipline record and the certainty that he physically would not have fit inside it. From there, the show barrels through a strange seasonal limbo where radio prep disappears, studios break, PTO math makes no sense, and the year refuses to fully end.

Sports stories spiral into fan behavior, including a Lions fan learning firsthand why chirping DK Metcalf is a dangerous hobby, a rogue NFL firework choosing violence, and Peaches openly celebrating Anthony Joshua rearranging Jake Paul’s jaw. Traffic School uncertainty resurfaces as Peaches breaks down Idaho intersection etiquette, Christmas light covered vehicles turning Sunnyside Road into a distraction gauntlet, and the ongoing mystery of when Lieutenant Crain will return to answer the internet’s loudest driving questions. Somewhere in the middle of all this, Peaches ignites a surprisingly passionate soda civil war, declaring Dr Pepper overrated and discovering its fanbase behaves exactly like a pop music fandom with internet access, while Pepsi and Coke sit quietly watching the fight.

The episode continues its descent with adult aquarium sleepovers that raise more logistical questions than excitement, including CPAP placement and whether fish judge you while you sleep. Peaches bonds with Sigourney Weaver over mutual confusion surrounding pretentious movies, unloads on cinema snobs who demand specific formats and symmetrical shots, and questions why anyone needs three hours to explain a bomb. Christmas debates return as Peaches defends warm weather holidays, criticizes snow as a transportation hazard disguised as tradition, and admits adulthood has reduced his wish list to correctly sized T shirts. The back half of the show stacks one bizarre headline after another, including decorated tree stumps replacing actual trees, a ceremonial funeral for the penny complete with costumes, and the Pope landing on Vogue’s Best Dressed list while doing absolutely nothing different except existing in better fabric than everyone else.

Peaches wraps the episode acknowledging the end of year content drought, promoting future concerts as socially acceptable gift solutions, and limping toward Christmas with a broken studio, an exhausted calendar, and just enough energy left to press play on one more song before escaping for the week.

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