The Michigan job is open, the sport is reeling, and the speculation machine is running at full throttle.

Faux Jimmy is here with a very clear lane:

➡️ No commentary on the tragedy.

➡️ Only the coaching carousel, candidate tiers, and the business of college football.

Inside this episode:

• ​ The real and the hilariously unrealistic names fans demand
• ​ Tier lists, leverage plays, and #AirSexton flight-path etiquette
• ​ Cecile updates the Michigan folder
• ​ Throttle is instructed not to warm up the engines without approval

This is Agent Confidential — where we talk contracts, candidates, and chaos… never the headlines we shouldn’t touch.

The bowls are calling, the portal is spinning, and negotiations are getting messier than a Pop-Tart in a toaster.

Jimmy breaks down the winners, the losers, and the bowls trying to sweeten the deal.

#AirSexton is very busy.

The playoff bracket dropped — and all hell broke loose.

Indiana is dancing, Alabama is validated, BYU is confused, and Notre Dame… took their ball and went home.

In this Selection Sunday Fallout Special, Faux Jimmy Sexton breaks down:

• Notre Dame’s bowl opt-out and full-scale meltdown

• Why Indiana is America’s happiest program

• The lingering power of the Saban aura

• Winners, losers, matchups, and mayhem

• The bowl game that never was

• Committee-induced trauma across the nation

Plus: a Lee Corso shoutout, a Pop-Tart Bowl twist that should’ve happened, and a quick note on why people matter more than playoff brackets.

Throttle is en route. The oysters are stewing.

Let’s eat and watch the country melt down.

#AgentConfidential

Jimmy’s back in the war room for Championship Week — and nobody is safe.

This episode delivers the purest version of Whiners & Losers:

– SEC Championship breakdown

– Big Ten drama with extra cheese

– Big 12 chaos

– The ACC “The Participation Trophy Bowl”

– The AAC “The Lame Duck Bowl”

– Plus: who the committee will annoy most on Sunday

No portal drama, no dog agents — just picks, satire, and the trademark heat.

Grab your Bon Secour oysters, buckle up, and let’s pick some losers…

A full debrief on a wild 24 hours in the SEC.

Auburn, Florida, Arkansas, Ole Miss, and LSU all reshaped their futures in one weekend — and the coaching carousel didn’t just spin, it detonated.

Faux Jimmy Sexton steps into the War Room to break down the real storylines behind the hires, the leverage plays, the negotiations, and the fallout across the conference.

In this episode:

• Lane Kiffin’s move to LSU

• Jon Sumrall to Florida

• Arkansas’ reset

• Auburn’s pivot

• Ole Miss fallout

• How the market just shifted

• What it means for next season

• Why December belongs to the agents

Welcome to Agent Confidential.

The wildest 20 minutes in recent SEC memory.

Faux Jimmy Sexton steps into the war room to break down a full-scale coaching carousel detonation:

• Auburn lands Golesh

• Florida locks in Sumrall

• Arkansas triggers Razorback meltdown mode

• Lane Kiffin sets fire to the Ole Miss house on his way to Baton Rouge

• Assistants scrambling, planes moving, messages boards melting

Inside the paperwork. Inside the panic. Inside the rumor mill.

Welcome to the emergency briefing.

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New episodes weekly + whenever the carousel hits DEFCON 1

While the rest of America carved turkey, Jim-meh carved up the coaching carousel. From mystery flights to boosters in full panic mode.

Episode 5 breaks down who’s getting extended, who’s getting fired, and who’s quietly packing a go-bag.

Happy Thanksgiving from the eye of the storm.

Rivalry Week always separates the contenders from the pretenders — and the calm operators from the panicked, paper-shuffling disasters. In Episode 4 of Agent Confidential, Faux Jimmy Sexton breaks down the weekend’s biggest whiners, losers, excuse-makers, meltdown artists, and fan-base catastrophes.

And yes — Lane Kiffin makes an appearance. Whether he’s coaching, negotiating, or simply “not thinking about anything different than that,” the Lane Train’s latest round of silence, sidesteps, and strategic chaos gets the full Agent Confidential treatment.

From coaches hiding behind clichés… to programs smashing every panic button in the building… to athletic directors rewriting their talking points mid-sentence, no one escapes the evaluation desk this week.

It’s sharp, fast, satirical, and brutally honest — exactly what Rivalry Week deserves.

If you enjoy inside-college-football humor, contract chaos, or just watching the sport’s wildest personalities unravel in real time, this episode is your new favorite listen.