Rivalry Week: Jimmy's Whiners and Losers, Episode 4

Rivalry Week always separates the contenders from the pretenders — and the calm operators from the panicked, paper-shuffling disasters. In Episode 4 of Agent Confidential, Faux Jimmy Sexton breaks down the weekend’s biggest whiners, losers, excuse-makers, meltdown artists, and fan-base catastrophes.

And yes — Lane Kiffin makes an appearance. Whether he’s coaching, negotiating, or simply “not thinking about anything different than that,” the Lane Train’s latest round of silence, sidesteps, and strategic chaos gets the full Agent Confidential treatment.

From coaches hiding behind clichés… to programs smashing every panic button in the building… to athletic directors rewriting their talking points mid-sentence, no one escapes the evaluation desk this week.

It’s sharp, fast, satirical, and brutally honest — exactly what Rivalry Week deserves.

If you enjoy inside-college-football humor, contract chaos, or just watching the sport’s wildest personalities unravel in real time, this episode is your new favorite listen.