The bowls are calling, the portal is spinning, and negotiations are getting messier than a Pop-Tart in a toaster.

Jimmy breaks down the winners, the losers, and the bowls trying to sweeten the deal.

#AirSexton is very busy.

The playoff bracket dropped — and all hell broke loose.

Indiana is dancing, Alabama is validated, BYU is confused, and Notre Dame… took their ball and went home.

In this Selection Sunday Fallout Special, Faux Jimmy Sexton breaks down:

• Notre Dame’s bowl opt-out and full-scale meltdown

• Why Indiana is America’s happiest program

• The lingering power of the Saban aura

• Winners, losers, matchups, and mayhem

• The bowl game that never was

• Committee-induced trauma across the nation

Plus: a Lee Corso shoutout, a Pop-Tart Bowl twist that should’ve happened, and a quick note on why people matter more than playoff brackets.

Throttle is en route. The oysters are stewing.

Let’s eat and watch the country melt down.

#AgentConfidential

Jimmy’s back in the war room for Championship Week — and nobody is safe.

This episode delivers the purest version of Whiners & Losers:

– SEC Championship breakdown

– Big Ten drama with extra cheese

– Big 12 chaos

– The ACC “The Participation Trophy Bowl”

– The AAC “The Lame Duck Bowl”

– Plus: who the committee will annoy most on Sunday

No portal drama, no dog agents — just picks, satire, and the trademark heat.

Grab your Bon Secour oysters, buckle up, and let’s pick some losers…