Agent Confidential: Emergency Briefing-The Michigan Files

The Michigan job is open, the sport is reeling, and the speculation machine is running at full throttle.

Faux Jimmy is here with a very clear lane:

➡️ No commentary on the tragedy.

➡️ Only the coaching carousel, candidate tiers, and the business of college football.

Inside this episode:

• ​ The real and the hilariously unrealistic names fans demand
• ​ Tier lists, leverage plays, and #AirSexton flight-path etiquette
• ​ Cecile updates the Michigan folder
• ​ Throttle is instructed not to warm up the engines without approval

This is Agent Confidential — where we talk contracts, candidates, and chaos… never the headlines we shouldn’t touch.