
Sadie's Guide to Catching Killers
A Sadie Novella (Twisted)
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Emily Beresford
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Zane Sachs
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Sadie may seem like the typical girl next door - except she isn't. At age eight, when she finds Mommy in the bathtub, floating in a pool of blood, Sadie becomes obsessed with murder. Sadie's Guide to Catching Killers is the prekill to Sadie the Sadist: X-tremely Black Humor/Horror, delving into Sadie's bizarre childhood to unravel what makes her the psycho we know and love. The story you've got in your hot little hands (unless you're holding something else) is a twisted coming-of-age story, black humor/horror.
BONUS: Advice from Li'l Sadie: 10 Signs Someone is a Low-Life Liar; 10 Ways to Your Dream Confession; 10 Useful Household Poisons, and more!
Note: This is the (slightly) cut version of the novella. Even so, please expect sexuality, insanity, and other disturbing content.
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