Funny Animal Jokes and Riddles for Kids and Adults Bundle Book 1

Bear, Bird, Bug and Insect, Cat, Chicken, Cow, Dinosaur, Dog, Duck, Elephant, Fish and Other Ocean Animals, Frog & Turkey Jokes

De: Kid's Corner Publishing

Narrado por: Adam McGahee, Rob Izenberg, Gerard Marzilli, Travis White

Duración: 5 h y 4 m

Resumen del Editor

Are you ready to hear the funniest animal jokes and riddles for kids and adults?

You'll hear tons of question and answer animal jokes and riddles all throughout this audiobook. Below are sample jokes that you will find inside. Take a sneak peak:

Q: What does a triceratops sit on?

A: Its tricera-bottoms

Q: What do you call a snoring dinosaur?

A: A dino-snore

Q: Where does a dinosaur lay in the sun?

A: At the dino-shore

Q: What do you call it when a dinosaur makes a goal with a soccer ball?

A: A dino-score

Q: How did the panda lose his dinner?

A: He was "Bamboozled".

Q: What do polar bears eat for lunch?

A: Ice berg-ers

Q: What’s a grizzly bear caught in the rain?

A: A drizzly bear

Q: What's black and white, black and white, and black and white?

A: A panda bear rolling down a hill

Q: What is black and white and red all over?

A: A panda bear with a sunburn

Q: Why do pandas like old movies?

A: Because they’re in black and white

There's a lot more jokes where that came from. You won't regret getting this funny and silly audiobook. There's also animal mini stories that will surely make your kids laugh out loud. It's a good book to listen and give as a gift for kids and adults. Everyone would enjoy a good joke.

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biggest collection of jokes I have seen...

I was shocked to see that there are thousands of jokes here. I tried to listen to them in one go but I can only handle so much jokes in a day before I die of laughter. Kidding aside, I think this is the biggest collection of jokes I have seen so far. It's a good recommendation for all audience. Perfect fit for kids and adults!

I bought the big bundles of jokes only !!

I bought the big bundles of jokes only so my credits are worth it. It would take my family a great deal of time to finish all these jokes. I just finished syncing these jokes to their devices. I also bookmarked the parts that I find funny. I love audible!

Worth 1 credit! It is cheaper to buy this bundle.

I bought this bundle because it's worth 1 credit and it is cheaper to buy this bundle than get the books separately. Given that, I expected that this book will be funny enough to keep my kid interested. He liked it, actually. Lots of very funny stories and riddles that may cater to listeners of all ages.

This is a very huge bundle of funny animal jokes.

This is a huge bundle. Lots of question and answer short animal jokes. Some are silly, some are funny. There are literally thousands of jokes here. I laughed more than I could count. They are not only for kids but also for teens and adults.

Hundreds or even thousands of jokes for kids.

I listened to hundreds or even thousands of jokes from this bundle book in my car. My kids laughed a lot. There are some that they don't understand yet. It helps them learn more words. It's fun to listen at home or in a car. Kids and even adults will enjoy these animal jokes.

Even the most poker face in the family laughed

It's a very big bundle audiobook. I had purchased this book a long time ago and just finished the jokes recently. There's too many to pick up here and there. Even the most poker face in the family laughed on these jokes. Some are so-so but there are really good ones! I would use them on my co-workers.

One EXTREMELY inappropriate joke.

As at least one other reviewer mentioned, there is one joke that is absolutely unacceptable. You have to wonder what they were thinking to slip this vulgar joke into this collection. I definitely would not purchase this book until it is edited. Audible, take note.

"How do you make a pussy wet?"

"Put it in the shower!"

The main reason for such a low review is for the inappropriate jokes mixed in. This is for kids? This is only one example that was in the "Cat Jokes" chapter. There are so many jokes that are really poor taste. Maybe 1 in 50 are actually funny.

Not appropriate for kids -

My 6 year old loves corny animal jokes and this seemed like a no-brainer. It was repetitive, but mostly OK through the first couple chapters. The further onto the book we went, the more wildly inappropriate it became. For example, Chapter 30 has a joke about an elephant and an ant having sex, hitting an elephant "in the balls" with a baseball bat, and used the word "pissed".

Racist Jokes, stay away from this title.

Within the first 5 minutes of listening, several jokes were told about “Chinese bears,” using an animal deemed as Chinese as a point of comedy. This is absolutely unacceptable and despicable to have a an audiobook like this geared towards children.