OCTOBER 18, 2019

There was plenty of big news out of Washington this week, with the impeachment inquiry and the passing of U.S. Representative and civil rights leader Elijah Cummings dominating headlines. But our eyes, and our sleep-deprived souls, were also drawn to California, where lawmakers have a plan to give teens something they desperately need…

...so we give this story an A+ 😴

While we do see the value of waking up an hour earlier for some me time (as Rachel Hollis and editor Abby advocate for their finish the year strong campaigns), it’s safe to say we Audible-ites are big fans of sleep. Our inner teenagers reacted with glee to the news that California passed a law mandating that no high school classes begin before 8:30, and no middle schools before 8, in hopes of mitigating health and academic woes brought on by sleep deprivation.

Don’t touch our chicken, Mr. King

Who doesn’t love a Costco rotisserie chicken? Priced at $4.99—and delicious to boot—they’re a major draw for the superstore. In an effort to keep their prices low, Costco is opening their own poultry complex in Nebraska. We’re grateful they’re taking this approach, as opposed to, say, traveling back in time to buy their meat on the cheap.

Never mind the chicken dinner—we have another winner, winner

This week we got a delicious surprise when the Booker Prize judges announced not one, but two winners of the prestigious award! Even though it broke the official rules (established after Michael Ondaatje and Barry Unsworth both won in 1992), the judges awarded top honors to both Girl, Woman, Other by Bernardine Evaristo and The Testaments by Margaret Atwood. We were moved to see this pairing of an established literary giant and a hidden gem who has long been honing her craft off the global stage.

Forging a new life

Cyntoia Brown’s path from teenage sex worker to convicted murderer to author (of the newly released Free Cyntoia) is both tragic and a cautionary tale, she says. Sexually abused as a child and forced into sex work by a boyfriend, at 16 she shot a man who’d paid her to have sex with him. She was sentenced to life in prison but after 15 years behind bars, appeals, and a social media campaign influenced by the likes of Kim Kardashian West, Brown was granted clemency. She’s vowed to use her story to help young girls who find themselves in similar situations, something she says is far more prevalent than we realize.

More news:

  • The Vatican introduced a Click to Pray eRosary, which brought to mind our favorite fictional faith-meets-tech invention, Margaret Atwood’s Soul Scrolls!
  • Playwright Isaac Gomez shared what it’s like to grow up along the U.S./Mexican border and how he felt after the devastating massacre in his hometown of El Paso.
  • As SCOTUS revisits the life sentence of DC sniper Lee Boyd Malvo, retrace the manhunt that paralyzed the nation in the upcoming Audible Original Call Me God.
  • John Banville had the most gracious reaction to a truly terrible prank: a phony phone call announcing he’d won a Nobel. Someone get this man a prize for dignity—or at least a well-deserved case of champagne.
Till Next Week!
—the audible editors