• Not Safe for Work

  • By: L. A. Witt
  • Narrated by: Nick J. Russo
  • Length: 11 hrs and 7 mins
  • 4.5 out of 5 stars (217 ratings)

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Not Safe for Work

By: L. A. Witt
Narrated by: Nick J. Russo
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Bored senseless in a meeting, Jon McNeill amuses himself with a kinky dating app on his phone. Then the app matches him with another user... who’s six feet away. Suddenly, Jon finds himself on the same page as someone who’s way above his pay grade: millionaire property developer Rick Pierce.

The app isn’t kidding, either. They’re a perfect match. Jon’s a dom, Rick’s a sub, and they both love bondage. Both guys are well into their 40s, know their way around the bedroom, and definitely appreciate a good suit. And the best part? They’re a match outside the bedroom too.

But office relationships aren’t easy to keep a secret. When the truth comes out, Jon is certain he’s about to get fired. Instead, he finds himself tangled up in a much bigger mess.

Contains two men who’ve only dreamed of this kind of sex, literal and figurative sex machines, blindfolds, a sub being punished during a business meeting, enough rope to tangle up a millionaire, and a Golden Girls marathon.

©2015, 2017 Lori Witt/L. A. Witt (P)2017 Lori Witt/L. A. Witt
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  • Categories: Erotica

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Rare Gem That Has Everything

"Not Safe for Work" is the best erotic audio-book I have ever listened to and I did listen from beginning to end. An unusual plot about the beginning and development of a gay Dominant-Submissive relationship told by the Dominant from his perspective in a modern day setting that includes an interesting plot twist that challenges the very roles that the relationship is build upon. It includes detailed graphic sex scenes, fully developed characters, funny (chuckle out loud) moments and serious focus on sexual and non-sexual issues faced in the everyday world. The Submissive is a multi-million dollar client (and the single largest client) of an architectural firm. The Dominant is an mid-level manager for the architectural firm working on the model design portion of the project for the Submissive. The story-line begins to roll during a meeting attended by the Submissive, the firm's partners and high level managers and the Dominant when the Dominant notices a message on his phone from a hookup type app he recently installed on his cell phone.

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Amazing Read!

I loved this book and I loved this narration!! The storyline had D/s relationship and between the two MC's and the angst of work! The narration was spit on and Nick Russo does an unbelievable job!

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definitely not for work!

What did you love best about Not Safe for Work?

great story, awesome narrator and a boat load of drama!

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i always wonder how awkward steamy scenes are gotten through i must say there must have been some serious outtakes. spoke slow and didn't rush it like some narrators do. amazing performance

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Definitely an enjoyable story.

The MCs, Jon and Rick, and the evolution of their relationship is engaging. Since they are forming a BDSM relationship outside of the clubs usually found in these types of books where everyone is vetted so a sense of “trust” and familiarity is granted to strangers, Rick and Jon have to form that faith slowly so the reader gets to experience the development of the trust inherent in a BDSM relationship. A bit heavy on the sex, but the typical amount for a Witt book, especially since their relationship starts as a sex/kink bond and grows from there. All the sex is definitely balanced by Jon’s less than sexy job frustrations and the grind of paying for his mortgage and his kids’ college education, so it’s a pretty well balanced story of an average guy with a kinky side.

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Loved it!

I've read this book many times. Love the story, love the author. Great story of two middle aged guys falling in love, some funny moments, hot sexy times. This is my first full audio book to listen to in 20 years. Nick did a fabulous job with it! The voicing and voice acting were both right on point. I will listen to this one again!

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So hot

So love this book. But I have a think for secret relationship and kinky stuff. So this has all my favorite things.
And Nick did an amazing job narrating it. Very enjoyable and highly recommendable.

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Knocked my socks off!

Such an engaging story! So much of it was relatable that I could really feel what the characters were going through. This book reminded me why I really enjoy LA Witt. The audiobook was excellent! Nick J Russo did an amazing job bringing the characters to life.

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Super Sexy!

Nick J. Russo captures these characters so well. I loved his character voices, he has great timing and pacing, and he infuses humor, emotion, and passion into this seamlessly. Nick J. Russo definitely ranks as one of my favorite narrators.

There's a lot I love about this story including that Jon and Rick are in their forties and act like it, are highly attracted to each other, how they express it, and how they grow into their relationship, and the open communication between them. It's not just about the sex - though you really should take note of the Erotica tag - there's a lot of sex. There is also some kink (but it's pretty light all in all) mixed in with a lot of vanilla sex including some rope bondage, a chastity cage, wax play, and even a sex machine all coming in to play.

It's interesting to me how the audio highlights some of the more day-to-day minutiae that I didn't really notice when rocketing through reading, which made this sometimes a little "c'mon, c'mon!" while listening. Also, told from Jon's single POV, I really would have loved to have gotten Rick's POV too. It's even more pronounced when listening to the story and I would have happily done with fewer sex scenes if I could have had some more of Jon and Rick interacting.

All in all though, this is my favorite L.A. Witt story and the narration is the perfect cherry on a sundae. It's a passionate listen - but maybe heed the title and be careful listening to this at work - unless you work alone.

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Sexy and funny love story

At first I though it would be more hardcore BDSM in this book, but compared to other books I thought this was fairely light, mostly Jon and Ricks realtionship and sex kink are fokused on the trust it takes for a sub to allow his dom to inflict pain. Was mostly fokused on ropes, sex toys and something that I havnt encontered before; hot wax! At times I though it was a little to much sex, but then again, the app they use to find each other is fokused to find similar people with kinks, but after a while it dials down a bit and it get more fokused on there job and developing there relationship. One of the things I really liked with this book was that they for the most part kept there dom/sub to the bedroom and didnt have it as a full-time thing. Think this was all in all a really good love storie with funny side charachters that constantly made me laught at there friendly banter at the office.
Nick were perfect for this book, he got a really sexy voice and a long range of "voices" that made him perfect in this Dom/Sub relationship.

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Good narration, very mildly kinky

The story was okay, but the writing is a little repetitive at times. This narrator always does an excellent job and this time was no different. The Dom was a little disappointing. It seems that he kept promising real D/s play, but almost always leaving it for "next time."

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