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John Dies at the End
- By: David Wong
- Narrated by: Stephen R. Thorne
- Length: 14 hrs and 17 mins
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STOP. You should not have touched this flyer with your bare hands. NO, don't put it down. It's too late. They're watching you. My name is David Wong. My best friend is John. Those names are fake. You might want to change yours. You may not want to know about the things you'll read on these pages, about the sauce, about Korrok, about the invasion, and the future. But it's too late. You touched the book. You're in the game. You're under the eye. The only defense is knowledge. You need to read this book, to the end. Even the part with the bratwurst. Why?
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Vulgar Funny. 4.95 Sale Win.
- By C Yohe on 11-19-12
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John Dies at the End
- Narrated by: Stephen R. Thorne
- Series: John Dies at the End, Book 1
- Length: 14 hrs and 17 mins
- Release date: 03-09-11
- Language: English
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What the Hell Did I Just Read
- A Novel of Cosmic Horror
- By: David Wong, Jason Pargin
- Narrated by: Stephen R. Thorne
- Length: 11 hrs and 10 mins
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While investigating a fairly straightforward case of a shape-shifting interdimensional child predator, Dave, John, and Amy realized there might actually be something weird going on. Together, they navigate a diabolically convoluted maze of illusions, lies, and their own incompetence in an attempt to uncover a terrible truth they - like you - would be better off not knowing.
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Please fix the audio
- By Chris Bell on 10-03-17
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What the Hell Did I Just Read
- A Novel of Cosmic Horror
- Narrated by: Stephen R. Thorne
- Series: John Dies at the End, Book 3
- Length: 11 hrs and 10 mins
- Release date: 10-03-17
- Language: English
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If This Book Exists, You're in the Wrong Universe
- A Novel
- By: Jason Pargin, David Wong
- Narrated by: Stephen R. Thorne
- Length: 14 hrs and 25 mins
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If the broken neon signs, shuttered storefronts, and sub-standard housing didn’t tip you off, you’ve just wandered into the city of “Undisclosed”. You don’t want to be caught dead here, because odds are you just might find yourself rising from the grave. That hasn’t stopped tourists from visiting to check out the unusual phenomena that hangs around our town like radioactive fallout. Interdimensional parasites feeding on human hosts, paranormal cults worshipping demonic entities, vengeful teenage sorcerers, we’ve got it all.
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The narrator makes or breakes an audio book.
- By Chris Bell on 10-23-22
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If This Book Exists, You're in the Wrong Universe
- A Novel
- Narrated by: Stephen R. Thorne
- Series: John Dies at the End, Book 4
- Length: 14 hrs and 25 mins
- Release date: 10-18-22
- Language: English
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This Book Is Full of Spiders
- Seriously, Dude, Don't Touch It (John Dies at the End, Book 2)
- By: David Wong
- Narrated by: Nick Podehl
- Length: 14 hrs and 49 mins
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Warning: You may have a huge, invisible spider living in your skull. This is not a metaphor. You will dismiss this as ridiculous fearmongering. Dismissing things as ridiculous fearmongering is, in fact, the first symptom of parasitic spider infection - the creature secretes a chemical into the brain to stimulate skepticism, in order to prevent you from seeking a cure. That’s just as well, since the “cure” involves learning what a chain saw tastes like. You can’t feel the spider, because it controls your nerve endings.
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Holy Velvet Jesus Painting, My Jimmies Are Rustled
- By C Yohe on 04-26-13
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This Book Is Full of Spiders
- Seriously, Dude, Don't Touch It (John Dies at the End, Book 2)
- Narrated by: Nick Podehl
- Series: John Dies at the End, Book 2
- Length: 14 hrs and 49 mins
- Release date: 10-02-12
- Language: English
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Futuristic Violence and Fancy Suits
- By: David Wong, Jason Pargin
- Narrated by: Christy Romano
- Length: 15 hrs and 39 mins
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In a prosperous yet gruesomely violent near future, superhero vigilantes battle thugs whose heads are full of supervillain fantasies. The peace is kept by a team of smooth, well-dressed negotiators called The Men in Fancy Suits. Meanwhile a young girl is caught in the middle and thinks the whole thing is ridiculous. Zoey, a recent college graduate with a worthless degree, makes a reluctant trip into the city after hearing that her estranged con artist father died in a mysterious yet spectacular way.
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This whole city is a butt that farts horror.
- By Claudia H on 03-03-16
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Futuristic Violence and Fancy Suits
- Narrated by: Christy Romano
- Series: Zoey Ashe, Book 1
- Length: 15 hrs and 39 mins
- Release date: 10-06-15
- Language: English
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Zoey Punches the Future in the Dick
- By: David Wong, Jason Pargin
- Narrated by: Elizabeth Evans
- Length: 11 hrs and 42 mins
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In the futuristic city of Tabula Ra$a, Zoey Ashe is like a fish so far out of water that it has achieved orbit. After inheriting a criminal empire, the 23-year-old finds herself under threat from all sides as a rogue's gallery of larger-than-life enemies think they smell weakness. On the eve of the world's most ridiculous Halloween celebration, a steamer trunk-sized box arrives at Zoey's door, and she is shocked to find that it contains a disemboweled corpse. She's even more shocked when that corpse, controlled by an unknown party, rises and goes on a rampage through the house.
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Loved the story but....
- By Brianna Stahl on 11-15-20
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Zoey Punches the Future in the Dick
- Narrated by: Elizabeth Evans
- Series: Zoey Ashe, Book 2
- Length: 11 hrs and 42 mins
- Release date: 11-10-20
- Language: English
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Fool's Play
- System Apocalypse: Kismet, Book 1
- By: Tao Wong, David R. Packer
- Narrated by: Michael Norman Johnson
- Length: 8 hrs and 34 mins
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Fool's Play is the first book in a new series in the System Apocalypse universe. Written by David R. Packer in Tao Wong's bestselling post-apocalyptic LitRPG universe, System Apocalypse: Kismet follows a different path through a post-apocalyptic world, one of hope, redemption, and second chances.
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Great World Expansion
- By Thomas D on 04-16-24
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Fool's Play
- System Apocalypse: Kismet, Book 1
- Narrated by: Michael Norman Johnson
- Series: System Apocalypse: Kismet, Book 1
- Length: 8 hrs and 34 mins
- Release date: 10-31-23
- Language: English
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Real-World Cryptography
- By: David Wong
- Narrated by: Derek Dysart
- Length: 13 hrs and 49 mins
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Real-World Cryptography teaches practical techniques for day-to-day work as a developer, sysadmin, or security practitioner. There’s no complex math or jargon. You’ll learn building blocks like hash functions and signatures, and cryptographic protocols like HTTPS and secure messaging. This audiobook is a joy to listen to - and it might just save your bacon the next time you’re targeted by an adversary after your data.
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Great book, but better when read than listened
- By Markus Läll on 04-01-22
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Real-World Cryptography
- Narrated by: Derek Dysart
- Length: 13 hrs and 49 mins
- Release date: 12-08-21
- Language: English
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Fool's Bond
- System Apocalypse: Kismet, Book 2
- By: Tao Wong, David R. Packer
- Narrated by: Michael Norman Johnson
- Length: 9 hrs and 42 mins
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Fool and Jackal returned, triumphant from their latest mission. As a reward, they get to babysit a spoiled rich kid as he levels up and maybe becomes a valuable asset. An easy job, until the Armageddon cultists showed up.
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Fool's Bond
- System Apocalypse: Kismet, Book 2
- Narrated by: Michael Norman Johnson
- Series: System Apocalypse: Kismet, Book 2
- Length: 9 hrs and 42 mins
- Release date: 03-06-24
- Language: English
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Insanity Tales
- By: Stacey Longo, David Daniel, Vlad V., and others
- Narrated by: Fred Wolinsky
- Length: 4 hrs and 15 mins
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Here you will find twisted psyches, peculiar people, and demons of the mind and spirit. If you like your stories dark and scary, come take a stroll through this asylum, hearing ominous whispers or the shrieks of the unhinged echoing in your ears. You'll find yourself glancing nervously over your shoulder, or wondering about that odd-looking person at the bus stop - or even in the mirror. Come in, enjoy the trip, but step carefully, and watch the shadows, for you may never be the same again.
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Creepy & Insightful - Scary Combination!
- By DabOfDarkness on 01-14-15
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Insanity Tales
- Narrated by: Fred Wolinsky
- Length: 4 hrs and 15 mins
- Release date: 11-05-14
- Language: English
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The System Apocalypse Short Story Anthology II
- By: Tao Wong, Craig Hamilton, E. C. Godhand, and others
- Narrated by: Nick Podehl, Logan Sterns, Naomi Barton, and others
- Length: 8 hrs and 25 mins
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With more than 10 stories from exciting new voices and a few veterans of the universe, the second anthology highlights the lives and struggles of humanity's best and worst years after system advent.
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Maybe or maybe not
- By Eric on 07-29-23
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The System Apocalypse Short Story Anthology II
- Narrated by: Nick Podehl, Logan Sterns, Naomi Barton, Michael Norman Johnson, PJ Morgan, Blaise Doran, Zach Johnson, Full Cast
- Series: The System Apocalypse, The System Apocalypse Short Stories
- Length: 8 hrs and 25 mins
- Release date: 05-12-23
- Language: English
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Das infernalische Zombie-Spinnen-Massaker
- By: David Wong
- Narrated by: Martin Baltscheit
- Length: 14 hrs and 56 mins
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Möglicherweise leben riesige, unsichtbare Spinnen in euren Schädeln. Und das ist nicht irgendwie metaphorisch gemeint... Ihr werdet das als alberne Angstmacherei abtun. Aber etwas als Angstmacherei abzutun ist eines der ersten Symptome der parasitären Spinneninfektion. Ihr könnt die Spinne nicht spüren, denn sie kontrolliert eure Nervenenden. Ihr könnt sie nicht sehen, denn sie entscheidet, was ihr wahrnehmt. Ihr werdet nicht mal merken, wenn sie Eier legt. Und sie wird Eier legen.
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Das infernalische Zombie-Spinnen-Massaker
- Narrated by: Martin Baltscheit
- Length: 14 hrs and 56 mins
- Release date: 02-20-14
- Language: German
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Insanity Tales III: Seasons of Shadow
- By: Vlad Vaslyn, Stacey Longo, Ursula Wong, and others
- Narrated by: Mark Rossman
- Length: 6 hrs and 19 mins
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Step into the world of a brilliant grad student who creates a powerful new drug that pushes the imagination to its darkest edge. Shudder with a woman who becomes lost in the catacombs beneath an ancient church, only to discover she's not alone. Feel the back of your neck tingle when an orphan brings a dangerous secret into her loving new home. Cringe as a young boy is seduced by a sinister technology. Cry out with two lovers who encounter a bizarre creature at a secluded beach.
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Insanity Tales III: Seasons of Shadow
- Narrated by: Mark Rossman
- Length: 6 hrs and 19 mins
- Release date: 08-14-17
- Language: English
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Insanity Tales II: The Sense of Fear
- By: Stacey Longo, David Daniel, Vlad V, and others
- Narrated by: Fred Wolinsky
- Length: 7 hrs and 38 mins
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Reality slides into madness again in these eleven tales from some of New England's finest storytellers. Feel your heartbeat quicken as your senses drift to dark places: the howls of horror, terrifying visions, a hint of mystery in the air, and the bitter taste of death. You may never sleep with the lights off again.
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Great set of short stories!
- By Cyndi on 02-24-16
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Insanity Tales II: The Sense of Fear
- Narrated by: Fred Wolinsky
- Length: 7 hrs and 38 mins
- Release date: 02-04-16
- Language: English
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Two And A Half Coins
- By: david wong
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This series focuses on teaching you about cryptocurrencies from the very start! We'll start with databases, banks, distributed systems, and we will then go further with Bitcoin, Ethereum, Mina, and other cryptocurrencies that are making the world advance today. About: David Wong is an engineer at O(1) Labs working on the Mina cryptocurrency. Prior to that, he was the security lead for the Diem (also known as Libra) cryptocurrency at Novi, Facebook. And before that a security consultant at the Cryptography Services practice of NCC Group. David is also the author of Real-World Cryptography.
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