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  • Fashionably Dead and Wed | Robyn Peterman

    Fashionably Dead and Wed

    • UNABRIDGED (7 hrs and 40 mins)
    • By Robyn Peterman
    • Narrated By Jessica Almasy
    • Whispersync for Voice-ready
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    What do you get when you combine a three-headed monster named Charles; a rotund, gay, dancing Demon named Doug; a culinary disaster baked by Mother Nature; a celibate premarital councilor named Jeff; an offer from Satan that's impossible to refuse; and Steve Perry? You get the royal wedding from hell - or, to be more accurate, possibly in hell. All I want to do is marry the Vampyre of my dreams, with my closest friends and family in attendance. Yep, I know nuptials in the undead world are unheard of, but I'm still hanging on to my humanity if only by a thread.

    Cheri says: "Wedding Bliss? Or Wedding From Hell?"
  • Magically Delicious: Magic and Mayhem, Book 4 | Robyn Peterman

    Magically Delicious: Magic and Mayhem, Book 4

    • UNABRIDGED (4 hrs and 29 mins)
    • By Robyn Peterman
    • Narrated By Stephanie Riggio
    • Whispersync for Voice-ready
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    What does a hungry, pregnant witch do when her whole freaking town goes on a no-carb diet? I'll tell you what. She goes on the sly and conjures up some anchovy-chocolate chunk cookies dipped in hot sauce - that's what. Of course my cheating gets complicated when all of the magic in the world goes on the fritz. To solve that particular wrinkle, I'll have to finally find the source of the lurking evil.

    Cheri says: "….It's Magically Delicious!"
  • Fashionably Dead | Robyn Peterman

    Fashionably Dead

    • UNABRIDGED (12 hrs and 14 mins)
    • By Robyn Peterman
    • Narrated By Jessica Almasy
    • Whispersync for Voice-ready
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    Vampyres don't exist. They absolutely do not exist. At least I didn't think they did 'til I tried to quit smoking and ended up Undead. Who in the hell did I screw over in a former life that my getting healthy equates with dead? Now I'm a Vampyre. Yes, we exist whether we want to or not. However, I have to admit, the perks aren't bad. My girls no longer jiggle, my ass is higher than a kite, and the latest Prada keeps finding its way to my wardrobe.

    Cheri says: "Ridiculously Funny!"
  • Switching Hour: Magic and Mayhem Book One | Robyn Peterman

    Switching Hour: Magic and Mayhem Book One

    • UNABRIDGED (4 hrs and 34 mins)
    • By Robyn Peterman
    • Narrated By Stephanie Riggio
    • Whispersync for Voice-ready
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    Released from the magic pokey and paroled with limited power is enough to make any witch grumpy. However, if you throw in a recently resurrected cat, a lime-green Kia, and a sexy egotistical werewolf, it's enough to make a gal fly off the edge. Not to mention a mission...with no freaking directions. So here I sit in Asscrack, West Virginia, trying to figure out how to complete my mysterious mission before All Hallows Eve when I'll get turned into a mortal.

    Cheri says: "Awesome Story and Performance!"
  • A Fashionably Dead Christmas | Robyn Peterman

    A Fashionably Dead Christmas

    • UNABRIDGED (2 hrs and 22 mins)
    • By Robyn Peterman
    • Narrated By Jessica Almasy
    • Whispersync for Voice-ready
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    Mixing heaven and hell on my cousin's famous birthday seemed like such a brilliant idea. I wanted my baby's first Christmas to be special - memorable. I'd like to chalk my heinous idea up to having been falling-down drunk, but that won't fly, as it's insanely difficult for a Vampyre to tie one on. So instead I'll deal with obscene gifts from relatives, kidnapped rock stars, and catering by Mother Nature.

    Cheri says: "Ho Ho Ho"
  • Fashionably Hotter Than Hell | Robyn Peterman

    Fashionably Hotter Than Hell

    • UNABRIDGED (6 hrs and 45 mins)
    • By Robyn Peterman
    • Narrated By Victor Bevine
    • Whispersync for Voice-ready
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    Welcome to my own personal hell. Name: Heathcliff. Occupation: Vampyre Warrior - one of the deadliest in the world. I plan. I fight. I win. Always. However, it's never taken me this damned long to get what I want before. Only I would be blessed with a Vampyre mate I'd have to chase for two centuries. The chemistry between us is steamy, and the sex is sizzling, but I want more - I want it all. Now, just as I'm finally wearing Raquel down, I find I have competition, not for my mate's hand but for her very existence.

    Troublemer says: "Another Winner"
  • Hell on Heels: Hot Damned Series, Book 3 | Robyn Peterman

    Hell on Heels: Hot Damned Series, Book 3

    • UNABRIDGED (9 hrs and 45 mins)
    • By Robyn Peterman
    • Narrated By Amanda Ronconi
    • Whispersync for Voice-ready
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    My name is Dixie. I'm a Demon - a lousy Demon. I'm a 21-year-old virgin, and I have a battery-operated boyfriend. My magic is iffy at best and downright dangerous at worst. Leaving Hell to represent my race is not high on my list of things to do. Hell was exact. Hell was simple. All I want to do is get to home base with the hotter-than-Hades Demon of my dreams and work on my dark side so Satan, my dad, will get off my ass.

    Cheri says: "Hell Yeah, it was Good!"
  • Fashionably Dead Down Under: Hot Damned Series, Book 2 | Robyn Peterman

    Fashionably Dead Down Under: Hot Damned Series, Book 2

    • UNABRIDGED (9 hrs and 6 mins)
    • By Robyn Peterman
    • Narrated By Jessica Almasy
    • Whispersync for Voice-ready
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    Welcome to Hell. Literally. The Hell where the Prince of Darkness is hotter than Hades, Hell Hounds smell like brownies, and the Seven Deadly Sins are addicted to Facebook.... Not to mention the soundtrack in the Underworld is Journey. For real. I should have known no good could come from offing my parents in the space of 20 minutes no matter how psychotic and evil they were....

    Cheri says: "Love! Love! Love Astrid and Ethan!"
  • Fashionably Dead in Diapers | Robyn Peterman

    Fashionably Dead in Diapers

    • UNABRIDGED (6 hrs and 49 mins)
    • By Robyn Peterman
    • Narrated By Jessica Almasy
    • Whispersync for Voice-ready
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    And I thought being half Vampyre/half Demon was hard.... That's nothing compared to being a mother. Sweet baby Moses in a boob tube, there aren't any books on raising True Immortals, so let me give you a few tips.... Make a map of every closet and bathroom in your home if you enjoy having sex. Sleep deprivation can cause confusion, and a map will help if you have only seven minutes and 31 seconds. You're welcome.

    Cheri says: "Holly Hotness This Story was Awesome!"
  • Witch Glitch: Magic and Mayhem, Book Two | Robyn Peterman

    Witch Glitch: Magic and Mayhem, Book Two

    • UNABRIDGED (5 hrs and 46 mins)
    • By Robyn Peterman
    • Narrated By Stephanie Riggio
    • Whispersync for Voice-ready
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    Witches and glitches and testicle-obsessed cats...Oh my. One dilemma down and approximately 74,876,283 to go. I think being the Shifter Whisperer is hard - or Shifter Wanker as I enjoy referring to my new job - but healing wounded Shifters is easy compared to finding and eliminating the lurking freaking evil. Throw in a ghost, a potentially explosive ex-cellmate, a long lost dad and a smokin' hot werewolf who's convinced he's my mate, and suddenly it's party time - from hell. And this is my mission?

    Cheri says: "Shifter Whisper Returns ~ More Mayhem And Laughs!"
  • A Witch in Time: Magic and Mayhem, Book 3 | Robyn Peterman

    A Witch in Time: Magic and Mayhem, Book 3

    • UNABRIDGED (5 hrs and 13 mins)
    • By Robyn Peterman
    • Narrated By Stephanie Riggio
    • Whispersync for Voice-ready
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    One of these things is not like the others - life-threatening community theatre, wire hangers, chipmunks, tree-house sex-capades with a hot werewolf and head-shrinking with a porno-loving rabbit shifter. Actually none of these things are even remotely like the others, but it's my life and I'm going to make the pieces fit into a perfect puzzle - even if I have to shove it together and glue it with magic.

    Cheri says: "Snarky, Sassy, And Sexy!"
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