Access a growing selection of included Audible Originals, audiobooks, and podcasts.
You will get an email reminder before your trial ends.
Audible Plus auto-renews for $7.95/mo after 30 days. Upgrade or cancel anytime.
The Best Thing You Can Steal [Dramatized Adaptation]  By  cover art

The Best Thing You Can Steal [Dramatized Adaptation]

By: Simon R. Green
Narrated by: Christopher Walker, Henry Kramer, Holly Adams, Peter Holdway, Scott McCormick, Terence Aselford, John Kielty, Rob McFadyen, Kay Eluvian, Rayner Gabriel, Jenna Sharpe
Try for $0.00

$7.95 a month after 30 days. Cancel anytime.

Buy for $17.19

Buy for $17.19

Pay using card ending in
By confirming your purchase, you agree to Audible's Conditions of Use and Amazon's Privacy Notice. Taxes where applicable.

Publisher's summary

Welcome to London, but not as you know it. A place where magics and horror run free, wonders and miracles are everyday things, and the dark streets are full of very shadowy people....  

Gideon Sable is a thief and a con man. He specializes in stealing the kind of things that can't normally be stolen. Like a ghost's clothes, or a photo from a country that never existed. He even stole his current identity. Who was he originally? Now, that would be telling. 

One thing's for sure though, he's not the bad guy. The people he steals from always have it coming. Gideon's planning a heist, to steal the only thing that matters from the worst man in the world. To get past his security, he's going to need a crew who can do the impossible...but luckily, he has the right people in mind. The Damned, the Ghost, the Wild Card...and his ex-girlfriend, Annie Anybody. A woman who can be anyone, with the power to make technology fall in love with her.  

If things go well, they'll all get what they want. And if they're lucky, they might not even die trying....  

Performed by Christopher Walker, Scott McCormick, Jenna Sharpe, John Kielty, Rayner Gabriel, Terence Aselford, Henry Kramer, Holly Adams, Peter Holdway, Kay Elúvian, Rob McFadyen, Eric Messner, Lydia Kraniotis and Michael John Casey.

©2021 Simon R. Green (P)2021 Graphic Audio

What listeners say about The Best Thing You Can Steal [Dramatized Adaptation]

Average customer ratings
Overall
  • 4.5 out of 5 stars
  • 5 Stars
    15
  • 4 Stars
    6
  • 3 Stars
    1
  • 2 Stars
    0
  • 1 Stars
    0
Performance
  • 4.5 out of 5 stars
  • 5 Stars
    15
  • 4 Stars
    4
  • 3 Stars
    1
  • 2 Stars
    0
  • 1 Stars
    0
Story
  • 4.5 out of 5 stars
  • 5 Stars
    14
  • 4 Stars
    4
  • 3 Stars
    1
  • 2 Stars
    0
  • 1 Stars
    1

Reviews - Please select the tabs below to change the source of reviews.

Sort by:
Filter by:
  • Overall
    5 out of 5 stars
  • Performance
    5 out of 5 stars
  • Story
    5 out of 5 stars

loved the way the impossible is made possible.

great subtle humor and wonderful play on words to bring an unlikely story to believability. I needed a change of pace like this.

Something went wrong. Please try again in a few minutes.

You voted on this review!

You reported this review!

  • Overall
    5 out of 5 stars
  • Performance
    5 out of 5 stars
  • Story
    5 out of 5 stars

A very pleasant surprise!

I wasn't sure about this, but I like Graphic Audio's production work so I thought I'd try it. While some of the dialog tries too hard at making puns, the story and the plot twists were entertaining. The acting was well done and fit the characters perfectly. While I don't think I'd enjoy a whole series with these characters, this story was quite entertaining.

Something went wrong. Please try again in a few minutes.

You voted on this review!

You reported this review!

  • Overall
    3 out of 5 stars
  • Performance
    4 out of 5 stars
  • Story
    1 out of 5 stars

Meh story, good actors, good sound design

As far as heist plots go, this one was... unexpectedly boring and slow. With rather repetitive dialogue to boot. I still can't figure out why any of the characters decided to stay in the heist. Sable-thief is a very detached, self-important ar$e with no backstory. I couldn't bring myself to feel anything toward him except annoyance. The other characters were better fleshed out and interesting.

Voice actors did an excellent job. The sound design is on-point. Still going to keep this title, as it's something to keep on in the background

Something went wrong. Please try again in a few minutes.

You voted on this review!

You reported this review!