• Spare Us!

  • A Harrody
  • By: Bruno Vincent
  • Narrated by: Joe Jameson
  • Length: 1 hr and 39 mins
  • 4.2 out of 5 stars (19 ratings)

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Spare Us!

By: Bruno Vincent
Narrated by: Joe Jameson
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Publisher's summary

'All I had ever wanted was privacy. In order to get it, it seemed that an exceptionally detailed 500,000-word book was in order...'

He was born into an ancient powerful dynasty and, through no fault of his own, became one of the most recognisable men on the planet.

His life was a constant barrage of press intrusion and manipulation. Until finally, he demanded that it stop. In order to get the privacy he so craved, he has written a frostbite-and-all book that goes deep inside the castle walls and exposes every shouting match, fist-fight, betrayal, teddy bear, awkward hug and tear-stained wedding rehearsal for the world to feast their eyes on.

All for privacy!

This is his story.

©2023 Bruno Vincent (P)2023 Hachette Audio UK

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This book was so much fun to read.

I really enjoyed the humor of this book and the way that it was applied. The cover art is a gift that keeps on giving. Thank you Bruno Vincent and Joe Jameson for bringing joy to my day.

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A parody even down to Sparry’s quivering whimper of a voice

While some of the jokes were a bit juvenile, 90% of them hit with ironic humor. The running gags were great, the impersonation of Harry’s pitiful voice, his syntax. It was hilarious. Brought great humor to Harry’s failed sense of awareness and delusion. His hypocrisy is on display in laughable measure. Great work

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Witty and funny

Spare was really hard to finish, but Spare Us was hard to listen to because I couldn't stop laughing and I had to pause or rewind... Delightful performance, insightful critique of the entitled mediocrity of the ghost-written Spare autobiography and I really appreciated the references about Prince's Andrew. A very refreshing one hour and a half, totally worth it.

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witty, too short

way too short but so witty, rather funny, mixing facts with sardonic summary. the narrator sounds uncannily like Harry. too short!

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Hilarious

Loved it. Laughed so hard. Makes a person realize even more how ridiculous Harry’s book is.

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Excellent, a must listen!

Enjoyed every bit of the dry wit! The reader did an excellent job, sounded exactly like the real Haz, really the best performance I've heard yet!! Thanks for all the smiles!

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Well Worth a Laugh

I selected this book on audible as a whim. I have not read Spare and have no intention of reading it. There are plenty of quotes and expressive information in many news reports. Therefore, I find no need to spend the outrageous expense.

This book was just over an hour to listen, and I found myself laughing profusely. The short - more like miniscule - chapters indicated how trivial Harry's issues were from Spare. The hypocrisy abounds regarding his family and his own behaviors. His relationship with the universe and his chicken connection with Markle are gut splittingly hysterical. I would recommend this book to be listened too as opposed to reading. But it's definitely worth it either way!

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Very Funny. Makes sense if you have read the other book.

I just wished it had been longer. We need to have a follow up, There is.
So much material here to do that.

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Boring

Boring winey and repetitive. Not worth the paper it’s written on.
Always liked the royal family but Harry crossed a line. Not supporting this book.

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Stupid!

This was to date the worst book I have listen to or read. It is not comical in any way. I am extremely upset that I wasted $12.00 on this. Would have rather flushed it.

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