• Agent to the Stars

  • By: John Scalzi
  • Narrated by: Wil Wheaton
  • Length: 8 hrs and 49 mins
  • 4.4 out of 5 stars (15,756 ratings)

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Agent to the Stars

By: John Scalzi
Narrated by: Wil Wheaton
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Wil Wheaton, a Star Trek: The Next Generation alum, is a canny choice for narrator of this intersection of science fiction and Elmore Leonard-esque Hollywood farce. In addition to being a rather prominent footnote in sci-fi history, Wheaton’s also got a great voice — sonorous, with an inflection similar to a late-night radio DJ who’s bemusedly sharing an anecdote on air between tracks. His voice also carries a hint of that lilt peculiar to many native Angelenos, which comes in handy when he exaggerates it to Valley Girl-proportions to portray starlet Michelle Beck, former cheerleader and current box office draw.

Hollywood agent Tom Stein is the book’s hero, and when the story begins, Michelle is his most important client. That is, until Tom meets Joshua, an extraterrestrial whose alien race hires Tom and his boss, superagent Carl Lupo, to represent them. The Yherajk have decided their best hope for a peaceful first contact between their race and all of humanity is to out themselves via the movies, and they know if they want to make it in Hollywood, they need good representation.

Wheaton’s voicing of Joshua, who has traveled to Earth as the Yherajk’s representative, is another highlight. Joshua, like his kinsmen, looks like a gelatinous blob, gives off a noxious odor, and slithers around amorphously. He’s also incredibly educated when it comes to human pop culture, having logged countless hours watching sitcoms. Wheaton delivers Joshua’s line, “We look like snot. And we smell like dead fish,” in a nasally deadpan that suits a one-liner-delivering alien to a T.

Even when Scalzi veers into semi-philosophical territory — as when he explores why an alien race would choose a Hollywood debut over staging their premiere in Washington — Wheaton keeps the narration moving with his just-right character voices. Look out for the both silly and spot-on sounding Quebecois accent he uses to portray Roland Lanois, an art-house film director with a critical role in the novel, and for his Buddha-like turn as Gwedif, a Yherajk storyteller. —Maggie Frank

Publisher's summary

The space-faring Yherajk have come to Earth to meet us and to begin humanity's first interstellar friendship. There's just one problem: They're hideously ugly and they smell like rotting fish. So getting humanity's trust is a challenge. The Yherajk need someone who can help them close the deal. Enter Thomas Stein, who knows something about closing deals. He's one of Hollywood's hottest young agents. But although Stein may have just concluded the biggest deal of his career, it's quite another thing to negotiate for an entire alien race. To earn his percentage this time, he's going to need all the smarts, skills, and wits he can muster.

©2005 John Scalzi (P)2010 Audible, Inc.

Critic reviews

“Narrator Wil Wheaton animates the slapstick text with a tone that is appropriate for the story of a young Tinsel Town agent whose other clients are either equally deranged or aren't making him much money.” ( AudioFile)
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Scalzi & Wheaton are a great combo...

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Once again, John Scalzi knocks it out of the park! This books was so insanely funny and bizarre.

An alien race, having first heard radio broadcasts, and then watched television and movies from earth, decide they want to reach out and extend the hand of friendship to its people. To do so they procure the help of a talent agent to help reveal their presence to the world.

This was one big, fun, and insane shenanigan. I love Scalzi's writing. His imagination is limitless and he is well on his way to becoming my favorite writer...or at the ver least, my favorite scifi author.

I read the book while listening to the audio. Wil Wheaton was the narrator. Need I say more? He is one of the best narrators and I will listen to just about anything he does. I think he and Scalzi are a match made in heaven.

This was a fun read/listen.

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Great story and fun listen!

Good fun read. I throughly enjoy John Scalzi books and this one doesn’t disappoint. Highly recommend this book

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Great summer book

John does a great job, fun book to listen to. Will is the best narrator!!
5 tentacles up.

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What a Fun Listen!

This book was a really fun and entertaining first contact story.

Scazi's humor is on point, and you can tell that Wheaton is having a lot of fun with the narration and does a stellar job as usual. Like Kramer/Sanderson Scalzi/Wheaton are a great team. This is the 3rd audiobook I've listened to featuring both, and I'm looking forward to more. Redshirts is another example of these two killing it together. That is another audiobook I highly recommend

If you like a light-hearted story that takes the material seriously, while not taking itself seriously, then I think you might also like Agent to the Stars

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A lot of fun

Great story and great narration! Scalzi is entertaining as always and Wheaton is one of the best

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Loved the Cats ...

I fell into sci-fi and Scalzi. I loved the other book with the cats. This one disappointed. I was engaged and enjoying the story unfold but the end seems contrived and too easy, like the author gave up. Wil Wheaton delivered but making me reconsider the author.

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Fun and creative

Scalzi is becoming one of my favorite authors. He takes a new and interesting idea and runs with it. His characters are likeable and engaging. I’m looking forward to the next read.

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fun ride

Wil is a great narrator and makes the story interesting and fast paced. The story is wild and I loved it!

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Adorable, hilarious

A delightful tale of first contact with an alien race, and a Hollywood agent’s mission to win the world’s acceptance of them.

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Another Hit

Another great book. Such a great author/Narrator combo that really brings this story to life. A super enjoyable quick read.

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