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New York Times best-selling and Hugo Award-winning author John Scalzi gift-wraps 15 short takes on the holiday season - interviews with holiday notables, "informational" articles about TV specials and Christmas carols, short stories and poems, and even a couple of nods to Thanksgiving and New Year’s - and puts them all into a stocking stuffer-sized package that makes the perfect gift for friends, family, or yourself.
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Real estate expert Olivia Bellamy reluctantly trades a trendy Manhattan summer for her family's old resort camp in the Catskills, where her primary task will be renovating the bungalow colony for her grandparents, who want one last summer together filled with fun, friends and family. A posh resort in its heyday, the camp is now in disarray and Olivia is forced to hire contractor Connor Davis - a still-smoldering flame from her own summers at camp.
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Finding Love at Summer Camp
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- Narrated by: Tanya Eby
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Performance4.5 out of 5 stars 754
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There is only one thing wrong with the charming community of Fool’s Gold, California: the men don’t stick around! This problem has to be fixed, fast, and Charity Jones may be just the city planner up to the challenge. Charity immediately falls in love with all the storybook town has to offer – except its sexy, famous, world-class cyclist Josh Golden. With her long list of romantic disasters, she’s not about to take a chance on another bad boy…but it may just be what they both need!
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Charlotte has everything in life that she ever could have hoped for: a doting, artistic husband, a small-but-thriving flower shop, and her sweet, smart five-year-old daughter, Daisy. Her relationship with her mother might be strained, but the distance between them helps. And her younger brother Rocco may have horrible taste in women, but when he introduces his new girlfriend to Charlotte and her family, they are cautiously optimistic that she could be The One. Daisy seems to love Ruth, and she can’t be any worse than the klepto Rocco brought home the last time.
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A Very British Christmas
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Have Yourself a Very British Christmas is a 12-stage sleigh ride through the best, worst, strangest and funniest aspects of the Christmas holiday, with cultural icons saluted, national habits dissected and personal reminiscences from those who've eaten all the mince pies and lived to tell the tale. The essential Christmas stocking filler for every Brit who's ever found themselves on a deflating airbed wedged up against the washing machine in their parents' spare room come Christmas Eve.
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Great Christmas Fun
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Krista Galloway is not a fan of Christmas. After her rough childhood in multiple foster homes, the holiday season just brings too many bad memories to the surface. But when she accepts a job as a city manager in the mountain town of Winter Hill, Washington, Christmas is part of the deal. The small town is famous for its Christmasville celebration, something that the city manager...well, manages. As she tries to make her tiny new apartment feel like home for her and her eight-year-old daughter, Emily, Krista begins to wonder if this move was a mistake.
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4 out of 5 stars
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Sweet Christmas story
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The Reunion
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Aaron Miller knows a thing or two about loss. He’s lost love. Dignity. Second, and even third, chances. Once honored for his heroism, he now lives in near obscurity, working as a handyman in a humble trailer park. But God is a master at finding and redeeming the lost things of life. Unbeknownst to Aaron, someone is searching for him. With deep insight into the human heart, consummate storyteller Dan Walsh gently weaves a tale of a life spent in the shadows but meant for the light. Through tense scenes of war and tender moments of romance, The Reunion will make you believe that everyone can get a second chance at life and love.
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Worth TEN Stars . . . The BEST Military Story Ever
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One More for Christmas
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For sisters Samantha and Ella Mitchell, Christmas is their most precious time of the year. But this year, they’ll be buying presents for the most unexpected guest of all - their mother. It’s been five years since they last saw each other. But when their mom calls out of the blue, Samantha and Ella cautiously agree to spend Christmas all together in the beautiful Scottish Highlands.
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3 out of 5 stars
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Cannot Finish
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Dancing in the Moonlight
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Lieutenant Magdalena Cruz is home, but her return hasn’t turned out the way she envisioned. And though all she wants is to be alone, infuriatingly handsome Dr. Jake Dalton—of the enemy Daltons—won’t cooperate. And she needs him to, because the walls around her heart are dangerously close to crumbling every time he comes near.
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2 out of 5 stars
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Ok story
- By F. Tague on 02-15-24
By: RaeAnne Thayne
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- WitzEnd8
- 12-17-20
I want more!
This really brightened my time while sealing drafty doors ahead of a big snowstorm during a pandemic, which is no small feat. I hope he does a second volume. I am adding this to Holidays on Ice by David Sedaris as one of my go-to listens when I need some offbeat holiday humor and commentary.
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- R. MCRACKAN
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The very Scalziest of Christmases
It's hard to summarize this better than the title already does. The humor is classic Scalzi, as is the irreverence, and the occasional heartfelt moments. I really enjoyed this anthology and look forward to listening to it again next December as well.
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Very Scalzian indeed!
In the intro Scalzi promises that the stories will cheer us up, make us laugh and that there's one that will make his mother in law cry.
Well, I got cheered up, laughed and ugly cried on the damn story.
This is short, sweet and fulfilling, much like a Christmas dinner at your parents house. I highly recommend both.
ps Being Brazilian, there were some references that got way over my head and I had to look up online, but American folks will laugh a lot.
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- Timothy Emmons
- 12-28-19
Warm, awesome squishy Christmas goodness for the whole family
This was the light fluffy fun you want from a fun, holiday gift bag from your favorite author. It had laughs, chuckles, a few ho-ho-hos, and even a tear or two for the heartwarming by the fire types. Seriously, I absolutely enjoyed this. PLUS,Plus, seeing or hearing some of my favorite narrators sort of step out of the box as it were, and do something ai Monty Python had a knack for saying, "Completely different." It was great and I recommend it to anybody looking for something not quite Hallmark Christmas, but sure to bring a smile to your face nonetheless. Thanks John, for, yet, another awesome read. And, Merry Christmas, to one and all.
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- iamltr
- 12-06-19
I loved this production
I snorted, I laughed, I even sniffled a bit during the Christmas baby story.
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- Craig Foster
- 12-22-19
Some Great Stuff In Here...
... well worth the price! An easy purchase for fans of Scalzi and Christmas! Excellent production values.
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- Lonecia Fearneyhough
- 11-16-20
John Scalzi's name always draws my attention
EVERY blinking piece of writing that makes it through his editors polishing has marked me in some way. The story about the sister is cruelly beautiful; to think of it brings tears. Melodious flow from funny, to snarky, sad, and homesick and hilarious, I want to get the book.
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- Kate
- 12-02-23
Scalzi does it again!
Oh my heart! This is now in the top ten books of the year.
Several stories are laugh out loud funny full of satire and Christmas fun. It wasn’t until the story “ Sarah’s Sister” that I was moved to sobs and trying to catch my breath from the beauty of his story. Just thinking about it will make me start crying again.
I listened to this on Audibles and highly recommend downloading or reading. I would say more about the stories but… spoilers!
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- Gene
- 11-30-19
And the book was good too
I laughed I cried I came then cried some more
I was not dissatisfied
Merry holidays
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- Lonnie-The GreatNorthernTroll-Moore
- 12-31-19
Enjoy, no matter what time of year it is...
I'm always looking forward to the Christmas season because I love Christmas stories and I love finding that perfect tale of home, love, and hope, from authors that I adore... And so I chose this book...
There are several stories in this collection that are very typical Scalzi: Amusing, witty, etc, but I don't suggest that you buy this one at full price, unless that is, you're a huge Scalzi fan (raises own hand). LOL!
But, there are at least two stories in here that very much fills my needs: Christmas in July... a delightful Christmas story, albeit at the wrong time of year, and the other was Sarah's Sister, both stories are brimming with all the love, hope and family joy I could ever want!
So have a Merry Christmas... no matter what time of year it is!
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