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Agent to the Stars Audiobook

Agent to the Stars

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Wil Wheaton, a Star Trek: The Next Generation alum, is a canny choice for narrator of this intersection of science fiction and Elmore Leonard-esque Hollywood farce. In addition to being a rather prominent footnote in sci-fi history, Wheaton’s also got a great voice — sonorous, with an inflection similar to a late-night radio DJ who’s bemusedly sharing an anecdote on air between tracks. His voice also carries a hint of that lilt peculiar to many native Angelenos, which comes in handy when he exaggerates it to Valley Girl-proportions to portray starlet Michelle Beck, former cheerleader and current box office draw.

Hollywood agent Tom Stein is the book’s hero, and when the story begins, Michelle is his most important client. That is, until Tom meets Joshua, an extraterrestrial whose alien race hires Tom and his boss, superagent Carl Lupo, to represent them. The Yherajk have decided their best hope for a peaceful first contact between their race and all of humanity is to out themselves via the movies, and they know if they want to make it in Hollywood, they need good representation.

Wheaton’s voicing of Joshua, who has traveled to Earth as the Yherajk’s representative, is another highlight. Joshua, like his kinsmen, looks like a gelatinous blob, gives off a noxious odor, and slithers around amorphously. He’s also incredibly educated when it comes to human pop culture, having logged countless hours watching sitcoms. Wheaton delivers Joshua’s line, “We look like snot. And we smell like dead fish,” in a nasally deadpan that suits a one-liner-delivering alien to a T.

Even when Scalzi veers into semi-philosophical territory — as when he explores why an alien race would choose a Hollywood debut over staging their premiere in Washington — Wheaton keeps the narration moving with his just-right character voices. Look out for the both silly and spot-on sounding Quebecois accent he uses to portray Roland Lanois, an art-house film director with a critical role in the novel, and for his Buddha-like turn as Gwedif, a Yherajk storyteller. —Maggie Frank

Publisher's Summary

The space-faring Yherajk have come to Earth to meet us and to begin humanity's first interstellar friendship. There's just one problem: They're hideously ugly and they smell like rotting fish. So getting humanity's trust is a challenge. The Yherajk need someone who can help them close the deal. Enter Thomas Stein, who knows something about closing deals. He's one of Hollywood's hottest young agents. But although Stein may have just concluded the biggest deal of his career, it's quite another thing to negotiate for an entire alien race. To earn his percentage this time, he's going to need all the smarts, skills, and wits he can muster.

©2005 John Scalzi (P)2010 Audible, Inc.

What the Critics Say

“Narrator Wil Wheaton animates the slapstick text with a tone that is appropriate for the story of a young Tinsel Town agent whose other clients are either equally deranged or aren't making him much money.” (AudioFile)

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    Twinmasks 07-30-15
    Twinmasks 07-30-15 Member Since 2016
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    "Are you ready for them to come?"
    Would you listen to Agent to the Stars again? Why?

    Scalzi has yet to disappoint me in any of the stories he has shared and this one is no exception. The story was fun, given a bit of time and a lull in new book the listen to this book would definitely make on my list for a re-listen.


    Was this a book you wanted to listen to all in one sitting?

    There was not a point in listening to this book where I felt I needed to stop and go do something else for a bit.


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    Eirik Røyse, Norway 07-28-15
    Eirik Røyse, Norway 07-28-15 Member Since 2014
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    "Holy cow! This is good!"

    I am utterly speechless! This is a masterwork. This is worth the price a thousands times! :)

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    Mr. & Mrs. P San Diego, CA 07-27-15
    Mr. & Mrs. P San Diego, CA 07-27-15 Member Since 2015

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    "Highly recommended."

    Never thought I'd like it... But it was great! Scalzi writes some interesting books and wil Wheaton is one of my favorite readers!

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    Jon Atwater, CA, United States 07-24-15
    Jon Atwater, CA, United States 07-24-15 Member Since 2006
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    "An early Scalzi work-- enjoyable but imperfect."
    Would you consider the audio edition of Agent to the Stars to be better than the print version?

    Yes. I think that the audio version is likely better than the print version-- this isn't the strongest story, but the characterization by the narrator is terrific.


    What other book might you compare Agent to the Stars to and why?

    There aren't too many mad-cap sci-fi novels out there. I'd have to compare it to the author's Android Sheep book, but that one is better.


    What about Wil Wheaton’s performance did you like?

    Wil Wheaton is just great. He doesn't over do it, but his tone and inflection are spot on and very enjoyable.


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    bovilexic 07-23-15
    bovilexic 07-23-15 Member Since 2014
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    "Wil Wheaton Wittily Knocks It Out Of the Park"

    This book is smart, quick, and a quirky mix of sci-fi and Hollywood. Worth Wil Wheaton's reading alone.

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    Wenderric 07-20-15
    Wenderric 07-20-15 Member Since 2013

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    "Great Narrator, Average Story"

    I decided to split the difference for my overall rating. Wheaton's voice work was great and several times he had me laughing out loud in public. He really did a good job giving every character a unique voice so you can always tell what character is talking. He was great. The story is pretty average. I think if I'd been reading it myself, I probably wouldn't have finished it. One small point that bugged me as a historian was the total misrepresentation of what it meant to be in the Judenrat. I think Scalzi should really have done some more research. The book presents a very old historiographical viewpoint that Trunk shattered in the 1970s with his still very relevant work entitled Judenrat. This is, of course, a very minor point in the story but it bothered me quite a bit. I'm sure most people would have overlooked it.

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    GK 07-15-15
    GK 07-15-15 Member Since 2015
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    "Totally enjoyed it"

    Loved it. A unique story by Scalzi, and Wil Wheaton does another great job narrating.

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    gerry Saanichton, British Columbia, Canada 07-13-15
    gerry Saanichton, British Columbia, Canada 07-13-15 Member Since 2014

    I read books, fix computers, read books, fix my truck, read books, enjoy time with my wife and kids, and I read books.

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    "What would I do?"

    This is an enjoyable read for the premise of the plot. It makes you think about how would you react to aliens?

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    Jenna 07-06-15
    Jenna 07-06-15
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    "What a fun listen!"
    Where does Agent to the Stars rank among all the audiobooks you’ve listened to so far?

    Agent to the Stars is probably one of the top audiobooks I have listened to. Wil Wheaton is a fantastic narrator and I have purchased other books that are narrated by him because of this book.


    What other book might you compare Agent to the Stars to and why?

    I'm not sure.


    What about Wil Wheaton’s performance did you like?

    Wil Wheaton displays appropriate emotion throughout the story, capitalizes on sarcasm in his characters, and creates a vocal setting that you can visualize.


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    Elinor 07-01-15
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    Wil Wheaton brings this already good story to greater heights with his terrific narration. You almost believe he *is* each character as he reads their words, and makes each one audibly different from each other.

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  • Clement
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    4/2/13
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    "Good aliens make good stories too"

    This is the first book by John Scalzi I encounter. It's a first person tale of Hollywood agent who will be handed the difficult task to present to the human public a race of benevolent though physically unpleasant, smelly, blob-like aliens. Scalzi offers delectable characters engulfed in a story full of humour and humanity. Wheaton's performance is outstanding and probably one of the most enjoyable I've heard on audiobook so far.

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  • Robert
    Teignmouth, Devon, United Kingdom
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    "A "must listen to"."

    One of the most original stories in a very long time. The characters were totally believable and well painted. Excellent plot development, and amusing dialog. Brilliant narration. Cannot wait to download another by John Scalzi.
    Throughly recommended.

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  • Dave Hoggan
    9/9/16
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    "Not What I Expected - Pleasantly So."
    If you could sum up Agent to the Stars in three words, what would they be?

    Unexpected. Grounded. Enjoyable.


    Which character – as performed by Wil Wheaton – was your favourite?

    The lead, closely followed by Joshua.


    Was there a moment in the book that particularly moved you?

    Yes, and I'm not going to spoil it for anyone else.


    Any additional comments?

    There's a TV series called Agents of S.H.I.E.L.D. Watch the first five or six episodes and you'll form an opinion of the show and may dismiss it, which would be a shame as it takes a suddenly side-step down a different path. Agent to the Stars very much reminds me of that.

    Starting the book with Will Wheaton's excellent narration I found it an engaging albeit somewhat unremarkable story. Nice idea though and it has left me wondering whether John Scalzi has either close connections to the world of reps or is simply very thorough in his research; in itself a compliment to the book. But the story took a bit of a left turn and disappeared down a somewhat darker and more intriguing path.

    Lots of concepts here and now looking to pick up one of his other works, perhaps Red Shirts or Lock in.

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  • Marwan Imam
    8/26/16
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    "Fun story"

    This is a nice book, it's light and funny and very enjoyable. Wil Wheaton's performance makes it all the more better.

    Honestly Scalzi has much better books but this one is quite fun to read in between bigger more complex books.

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  • Martyn. R. Winters
    Cardiff UK
    6/21/16
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    "Enjoyable comedy fiction"

    Fast paced, with Scalzi's trademark witty repartee. A Hollywood agent is tasked with representing a new and very important client: an alien. The dialogue reminds me of Buffy for some reason. I guess it's that "say it fast enough and throw in some snarky rejoinders and it'll be funny" thing. Except it is actually funny. I like that stuff, so I don't have to be convinced.

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  • Matt Stagg
    3/2/16
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    "The perfect audiobook"

    The combination of Wil Wheaton and John Scalzi is awesome.... A fantastic book by The Big S, full of his typical wit and dialogue, narrated by the imperious Wheaton,who makes these books come alive ....For some odd reason I missed reading this book for a long time but having read the entire Scalzi oeuvre it was a pleasure to have this one left.

    Whether it's audio or written, Scalzi is perfect.

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  • Norma Miles
    9/2/15
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    "Sweet (?) Smell of Success"

    Behind the scenes of a Hollywood agent, antsy wannabe actresses, irritating reporters, devious colleagues, repulsive looking (and smelly) aliens keen to make a friendly approach to the people of earth - and John Scalzi's fabulously comic dialogue : what's not to like? It's a great, funny story delivered perfectly by Wil Wheaton.
    Buy, listen and enjoy.

    0 of 0 people found this review helpful
  • Mark
    Enfield, United Kingdom
    5/23/15
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    "Lots of in car chuckles"
    What made the experience of listening to Agent to the Stars the most enjoyable?

    The narration was superb, Wesley Crusher nailed it.Good story well written


    Any additional comments?

    I really enjoyed this book, it was punchy, funny, and I looked forward to getting in the car every day for the next installment

    0 of 0 people found this review helpful
  • Aaron pg
    2/10/15
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    "gripping, funny, emotional rollercoster"

    John Scalzi has yet to write a book/story that I havemt enjoyed
    and with the pairing of will wheatons performance makes this book amazing

    0 of 0 people found this review helpful
  • Laura
    Newbridge, Ireland
    11/17/13
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    "One of the most unusual stories you will ever read"
    Would you recommend this audiobook to a friend? If so, why?

    Its an original idea, very well executed and is hilarious at the right moments


    What was one of the most memorable moments of Agent to the Stars?

    I couldn't possibly spoil the subject matter


    Which scene did you most enjoy?

    See above - would be a spoiler


    Did you have an emotional reaction to this book? Did it make you laugh or cry?

    Laugh lots


    Any additional comments?

    Its absolutely hilarious. Its different and the end is simply a riot. Just wow !
    Highly recommended !!!!!

    0 of 0 people found this review helpful

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