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Learn Pole Dancing Audiobook

Learn Pole Dancing: Single Wide Female: The Bucket List, Book 1

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Publisher's Summary

Pole dancing - that's it. I can do that. I used to be a gymnast as a kid. Well, I used to run around in the garden with a long ribbon, pretending I was a gymnast during the Olympics...that's just the same, right? Well, I just need to tone up a little and lose that last, ahem, 30 pounds. I know, I know. But hey, I've lost 70 pounds already, so give me a break!

I'll tell you what though - it's not been easy. There's temptation everywhere, and the slimmer I get, the temptation is morphing from cupcakes into men. Or maybe cupcake-covered men? Mmmm. Oops, sorry about that. Anyways, I need to lose another 30 pounds, and I just know that pole dancing is the answer. Then, watch out world. Or, more in particular, watch out if you're a single guy. I have cupcakes, and I know how to use them.

(P)2015 Lillianna Blake

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    Amazon Customer AL USA 05-19-16
    Amazon Customer AL USA 05-19-16
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    "Fun and easy"

    Very easy to listen to and laughed out loud several times, recommend to all ladies

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    Boundless Book Reviews 05-06-16 Member Since 2015

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    "Love your Body and Love yourself"
    Would you consider the audio edition of Learn Pole Dancing to be better than the print version?

    This title is currently free on Amazon and the Audio upgrade was $1.99. I don’t think I would have purchased the audio if I had realized how incredibly short it was but I still very much enjoyed the quick listen as I cleaned my makeup brushes. I really enjoyed this first one, then realized it is much like a serial; a small part of a greater whole. No fear though, all 24 bucket list books are on Kindle Unlimited. They haven’t all been turned into an Audio book yet, only the first 6. Hmmm what to do…

    The thing I loved about this book is; it promotes a healthy look on being body positive, no matter if you are a size 4, or a size 24. Love your body and love yourself. That’s a great positive message that needs to be promoted more to women!

    I’m giving Learn Pole Dancing 4 Boundless stars; it was quick and fun listen, and I will be either reading on listening to more soon!...Sara


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    Amazon Customer 03-04-16 Member Since 2015
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    "Loved it !"

    I loved this book. Being a fluffy girl myself it makes me think. I love the humor and am saddened by the lost love so far. I am going to start the next one now.

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    melody reed city, MI, United States 09-04-15
    melody reed city, MI, United States 09-04-15 Member Since 2013

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    "we all need a Bucket List"

    I loved it. move over Molly Harper this may knock Molly off my go to read when I need a pick me up. I related to this because like Sammy when young I struggled with self esteem. Now much older I have done most of my bucket list and have been having fun with it for thirty years. I guarantee I will fish ready Sammy's list to see if she had as much fun as I have.

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    Shelly Beniquez 04-24-15
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    "Loved it!"

    I've listed to hundereds of audio books and this will be my first written review. I wasn't sure what to expect from this book but I really loved it. I found it to be an all around fun book that not only made me laugh but made me want to get out and try something new (though I think pole dacing is out for me).

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    Amazon Customer Houston, Texas, USA 04-11-15
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    "So Funny!!"
    Would you recommend this audiobook to a friend? If so, why?

    I would recommend this audiobook to a friend because I had forgotten how FUNNY this Story is!! I have read it before and enjoyed it. I can't wait until the next installment comes out. But hearing the Beginning in Audio while I fix and eat breakfast is so ENJOYABLE! I SO Enjoy SWF!! Thank YOU SO MUCH!!!


    Who was your favorite character and why?

    Sammy and her friend Max. Why doesn't she just propose to him? I did. I quit waiting for my boyfriend to propose and Proposed to him. :-) We went to the Movies and saw "The Way We Were." And when we came home, I proposed to him. Said I did not want to loose him as she did. We have been married 41 Years. We had only been dating for 7 months at that time. I am impulsive and impatient. :-) Sammy should get on the Ball.


    Which scene was your favorite?

    My favorite scene is when she spent 20 minutes on the pole. And the girls were mesmerized by her actions. The description of her leg in the air and the other doing something else was so funny. And I could just relate.


    Was this a book you wanted to listen to all in one sitting?

    Yes. I listened to this book in one sitting. I often read for hours. I could have listened longer.


    Any additional comments?

    I enjoy Single Wide Female books. Lillianna writes so good. Experiencing via Sammy is fun. But I have done some things that were on my Bucket List - Just didn't know it was called That. I have gone on a Zip Line. My husband had more fun than I did. He enjoyed it better than I did. It scared me more than I wanted to admit. But I am glad I did it. It was a Blast. And now I get to tell it. Tehe!

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