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Belle Weather

Mostly Sunny with a Chance of Scattered Hissy Fits

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Belle Weather

By: Celia Rivenbark
Narrated by: Celia Rivenbark
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No matter what side of the Mason-Dixon line you live on, you will find Celia Rivenbark's hilarious observations about Southern living as easy as a tall drink of sweet tea on a hundred degree day. In this latest collection of laugh-out-loud essays, you'll experience:
*The joys of Remodeling Tara
*Harry Potter Bitch-slaps Nancy Drew
*Britney's To Do List: Pick Okra, Cover That Thang Up
*How Rugby-playing Lesbians Torpedoed Beach Day
*Why French Women Suck at Competitive Eating
*The Truth About Nature Deficit Disorder
*The difference between cockroaches and water bugs
*The beauty of Bedazzlers
*And much, much more!

©2008 Celia Rivenbark; (P)2008 Macmillan Audio Funny Witty Nonfiction Entertainment & Celebrities Heartfelt Biographies & Memoirs Biography Celebrity

Critic reviews

“Rivenbark treats life's problems with refreshing disrespect and humor, so sit a spell and enjoy a rollicking, fun ride with the musings of one of the funniest of southern writers, one who appeals to the 'belle' in all of us.” —Booklist

“No matter what side of the Mason-Dixon line you live on, Celia Rivenbark's witty observations about Southern living are sure to bring a laugh.” —Southern Seasons
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This book is funny. Really funny. Maybe because Celia is like the southern version of myself. From falling in love with granite, to dealing with popular moms and tween sleepovers, she is my spirit animal.

This book was written around 10 years ago, so there are some references yall might not get if you are younger. But they are still funny.

My southern spirit animal

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I am in love with Celia's books . What a ...wait for it...HOOT!

BLESS HER HEART

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Where does Belle Weather rank among all the audiobooks you’ve listened to so far?

It is one of the more hilarious books I have read. It was my first Cecilia Rivenbark books, and I will definitely say there will be more to come in my future!

Who was your favorite character and why?

Cecilia was my favorite character of course because she is so down to earth, the other moms seem so ridiculous. I love someone that can be real and has no problem letting others know just why and how they are so ridiculous.

Have you listened to any of Celia Rivenbark’s other performances before? How does this one compare?

No, I have not but I will be in the near future!

Was this a book you wanted to listen to all in one sitting?

Yes it was, and luckily I was on a long car drive. It kept me laughing the entire way!

Hilarious, and down to earth!

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I truly enjoyed listening to this book read by the author. There were humorous observations of life from the perspective of a southerner, but they ring true no matter where you are! She tells it like it is.

A darn funny listen y'all

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This is one of my a time fav listens. This is on my regular rotation of bed time listening

One of my all time fav listens

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