Teen Comedy

Alpha males, sexy werewolves, naughty gay aliens, and secret billionaires. This bundle is packed with hot gay action in many forms. The stories: 1. Gay For The Omega 2. Probed In The Butt By A Gay Alien 3. My Gay Billionaire

Isabel Dreary's life is about to end. Again. When witches use me to summon a demon, I wake up buried in a shallow grave. If that wasn't enough trauma, I'm kicked out of my nice private school and sent to Dead Academy, because apparently, I'm dead. Dead but still kicking. I'm talking soccer, naturally, or unnaturally because what's natural about an undead soccer team? With my death comes a few perks. Did I call them perks? Being able to talk to ghosts and cats really doesn't make up for the fact that I'm decomposing, particularly when the guy I kind of liked before I died is now a gorgeous ...

Grammy Winner for Best Spoken Comedy Album
Performed by George Carlin himself, and filled with thoughts, musings, questions, lists, beliefs, curiosities, monologues, assertions, assumptions, and other verbal ordeals, Brain Droppings is infectiously funny.

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Martin Hart is eighty-three years old. He has the memories to prove it—forty years of teaching, a marriage, a mortgage, a cat called Humphrey, and a firm opinion about the correct way to make tea. He's been alive for six months. When a minor kitchen accident reveals circuitry where there should be blood, Martin's quiet retirement takes a sharp left turn. Every memory he has—the classrooms, the wedding, the funeral, Humphrey—was installed. He is, technically, a newborn with arthritic knees and strong feelings about cardigans. Before he can fully process this (or even begin to), a ...

Fake Dating the Hockey Captain A Spicy College Hockey Romance I wasn’t supposed to kiss the hockey captain. Especially not in front of half the campus… and a group of reporters. But when Noah Carter suddenly points at me and says I’m his girlfriend, I only have two choices: Play along. Or humiliate us both. So we make a deal. Three weeks. One fake relationship. Absolutely no feelings. It should be easy. Except Noah Carter isn’t just the arrogant captain of the North Ridge hockey team. He’s charming, protective… and dangerously good at pretending we’re real. Soon the whole ...

 Years before Trip Wiley could be seen on movie screens all over the world, he could be seen sitting in the desk behind me in my high school English class. This was back in 1990, and I cite the year only to avoid dumbfounding you when references to big hair or stretch pants are mentioned. Although, come to think of it, I am from New Jersey, which may serve as explanation enough. We were teenagers then, way back in a time before anyone, himself included, could even dream he'd turn into the Hollywood commodity that he is today.

Imogen Lovelace is an ordinary fangirl on an impossible mission: save her favorite character, Princess Amara, from being killed off from her favorite franchise, Starfield. The problem is, Jessica Stone, the actress who plays Princess Amara, wants nothing more than to leave the intense scrutiny of the fandom behind. When a case of mistaken identity throws look-alikes Imogen and Jess together, they quickly become enemies. But when the script for the Starfield sequel leaks, and all signs point to Jess, she and Imogen must trade places to find the person responsible.

A high-stakes fantasy rom-com about twin princesses separated at birth—one raised as the crown princess, and the other taken as an infant and raised to kidnap her sister, steal the crown, and avenge the parents' murders—the first novel in a new YA duology from bestselling UK authors...

Zoe Brennan has everything sorted. Finally, she's good friends with the ultra cool Jas and part of her popular group. She even has plans to make new boy, Chad Everett, fall for her. But on one disastrous day at the beach all that changes when she encounters Rion, an extremely annoying alien who informs her they are connected - for life. Bossy and egotistical, he has no hesitation in telling her that exercise, studying and green tea should take precedence over boys, parties and fast food. Like that was ever going to fly. But the trouble really starts when he turns up at East Valley High. ...

This witty, warm-hearted retelling of Cyrano de Bergerac is a love letter to female friendship. Perfect for Stephanie Perkins fans, and anyone who's ever thought of trying on a new identity to impress a guy. Aphra Brown is bold and outgoing. Her best friend, Bethany, is achingly beautiful...

I’m a big girl, “plus-sized”, whatever. I’m sick of hearing about it, especially since my doctor diagnosed me with PCOS. So when mean girl Merritt shot her mouth off about how fat people should just lose weight, I couldn’t take it anymore. And now I’ve got a huge problem. To prove curvy girls like me can get happily-ever-afters too, I have to get our school’s quarterback, Beckett Langley, to take me to homecoming. And he doesn’t know I even exist. But it’s not hopeless. Four other girls just like me are willing to help, because enough is enough.

When you offer therapy to monsters, it’s wise to keep a sword handy. Master swordsman Logan Snow thought trading epic quests for a cozy counseling center would be his happily-ever-after. After all, when you delve into a giant’s dark past or advise an ogre with anger issues, what could go wrong? When a letter arrives bearing the grim news that Logan’s old mentor has been captured by a powerful warlock and imprisoned in his citadel, he must dust off his sword and attempt a desperate rescue. He rallies a group of unlikely heroes including Tressa, an alluring and deadly magician, and ...

Perfect for fans of Becky Albertalli and Nina LaCour, this queer coming-of-age story from the author of The Falling in Love Montage is wry, multilayered, and unflinchingly honest. Aideen has plenty of problems she can’t solve. But when she stumbles upon overachiever Meabh Kowalska having a...

The last thing Morgan wants is to spend one of her final summer weekends in a tiny town in the middle of nowhere. But that’s exactly what she’s doing since her favorite childhood babysitter is getting married. Maybe it won’t be so bad—more of a relaxing getaway. But then they introduce her to him. Will Jameson. Tall. Super cute. And sweet. Or so they say. A younger cousin to the groom, he’s also around for the wedding. But…Morgan and Will have already met. Briefly.

Having the cutest neighbor is a real pain in the neck... Callie is immune to all forms of magic—including the mesmerizing gaze that lets vampires bend humans to their will. That's made her the target of an ancient evil determined to enslave her... or destroy her. Her only hope lies in her mysterious neighbor, Armant. His superhuman strength and piercing intuition captivate her as much as they frighten her. Yet, her bright spirit has ignited a spark within him that he thought had long been extinguished. And Armant has a score to settle with the master vampire that's targeting her. As ...

A USA TODAY and New York Times bestseller Perfect for fans of Kasie West and Jenn Bennett, this “sweet and funny” (Kerry Winfrey, author of Waiting for Tom Hanks) teen rom-com follows a hopelessly romantic teen girl and her cute yet obnoxious neighbor as they scheme to get her noticed by her...

Superweapon stud? That's what the doctor ordered. The Beastmasters are dwindling. The Mekanics are growing bolder. Everyone's desperate for the next magic bullet. With no more Chimerics arriving, there's only one way to make more Beastmasters. Me. I'm not against making baby Beastmasters with the hotties on my squad. The problem is that they're not telling me everything. The last time they tried this, things got pretty ugly... All hell's breaking loose. Secrets are spilling left and right. Even my alien cat Zoe can't keep all the facts straight. And everyone wants a piece of me. There's ...

Steinbeckâ€s tough yet charming portrait of people on the margins of society, dependent on one another for both physical and emotional survivalPublished in 1945, Cannery Row focuses on the acceptance of life as it is: both the exuberance of community and the loneliness of the individual...

Rosie Thorne and her father have been short on luck - and money - for years. So when she loses her grocery store job in a heated moment of smashing the patriarchy, she knows she may be forced to give up on her dream of leaving her small town for a prestigious college creative writing program. On the other hand, Vance Reigns has been Hollywood royalty for as long as Rosie’s been clipping coupons and secretly writing massively popular fanfiction. When a tabloid scandal catches up to him, he’s forced to hide out somewhere the paparazzi would never expect to find him: Small Town USA.

DANGEROUS. ROUGH. HOT AS HELL. EVERYTHING I KNEW I SHOULD AVOID. BUT I COULDN'T RESIST HIM. When Sarah entered the dingy bar, she was looking for a distraction from her predictable life as a small town teacher. What she found was much more exciting than she had ever imagined. Dex, the leader of the Night Riders MC, is everything Sarah says she hates in a man. He's cocky, rough, and treats her like a possession. Unfortunately for her, he's also drop dead sexy. When he bets Sarah that he'll have her begging him to claim her in just one week, she's is sure there's no way she'll lose. But on ...