Clean Jokes

Here is the second edition, revised and expaned due to great demand from readers of other volumes of Jokes by us. Are you fed up of reading the same old tired jokes? One-liners that bore you to death? Then here is a set of jokes that are fresh and hilarious. We have tried to avoid one-liners and present only substantial jokes that makes one to laugh. They are also good to illustrate a point in public speeches and classroom situations. Here are a few salient points: *** We have tried to select jokes that are mostly uncommon *** We have evaluated each joke by narrating it to our friends *** ...

These clean jokes will make you laugh for hours! This audiobook is perfect as a gift for your dad, bros, or as a collection of jokes to tell your kids.

This audiobook contains hundreds upon hundreds of the most funny and amusing jokes - so you can fall on the ground and start laughing your head off! You only live once, but if you live it right, then once is enough. These jokes will get you laughing for hours upon hours. Enjoy! Get it now.

Please note that this book contains jokes from many sources. In general, jokes have no authors. They are "hand-me-downs" from one generation to another and/or one person to another. The jokes are my collection over a period of 30 years taken from many sources: books, emails, word-of-mouth, my memory, joke websites, friends, etc. I have attempted to avoid distasteful and lurid jokes, but some contained in this book may be a bit risqué. And finally, there is no category ordering of the jokes, such as animal, barroom, St. Peter at the Pearly Gates, etcetera, etcetera, etcetera.

Dive into "The Dad Jokes Bible: 5,000 Clean Jokes for Kids," the ultimate collection that’s bound to bring laughter to any family gathering, car ride, or dinner table. This expansive book is crammed with wholesome, pun-filled delights designed to tickle the funny bone of young and old alike. From playful quips about school days to hilarious takes on holidays, each of the 135 chapters delivers a fresh set of 50 dad jokes that cater to the wonderfully weird and wacky world of parenting and childhood.

With over 3,000 jokes, this audiobook is a great addition to any family library and is sure to provide listeners of all ages with limitless pleasure. Explore the world of timeless dad jokes that are so funny they make you grin, sharp one-liners that will surprise you, smart puns that play on words in the funniest ways, and short humorous stories that will make you laugh. There's something in this collection for every age group to appreciate, be they young, old, or somewhere in between.

Did you know that just 10 minutes of laughter a day burns calories and keeps you trim? Do you need a good belly laugh or two to release the tension of the day? Would you like to be healthier, happier, and more relaxed? You don’t need a prescription pill just try to up your daily laughter quotient. Research shows that laughter lowers blood pressure, engages your rest-and-digest system, and is linked to physical changes in the body that reduce stress and even increase pain tolerance. So basically, y’all need to be laughing a lot more.

Never marry a tennis player. Love means nothing to them. I think I might have scoliosis. How do I know? Let’s just say, I have a hunch. I just heard there's a nudist's convention next week. I might go if I've got nothing on. Do you think oranges become juice willingly? Or are they getting pressured into it? I have a phobia of speed bumps, but I’m slowly getting over it. Seriously, what are Roman numerals actually good IV? I got a rejection letter from the origami university today. I’m not sure what to make of it. --------- This book contains some jokes which may be unsuitable for kids...

Get Ready to Knock, Knock, and Laugh Out Loud! Looking for the perfect way to keep your kids entertained? 100 Funny Knock Knock Jokes for Kids is packed with clean, original, and laugh-out-loud jokes that children—and even adults—will enjoy again and again. Why Parents and Kids Love This Joke Book • Clean and age-appropriate – No awkward jokes here, just pure family fun. • Easy to read – Simple layouts so kids can confidently share jokes with friends and family. • Perfect for any occasion – Great for road trips, classrooms, playdates, holidays, or just before bedtime giggles...

Clean, Silly Laughs for Kids Ages 8-12 Looking for a joke book that’s actually funny, totally clean, and perfect for kids in the 8–12 range? 100 Funny Jokes for Tweens delivers big laughs in a quick two-line Q&A format that kids love to read aloud and share with friends, siblings, and classmates. 100 Original Jokes by Theme Inside you’ll find school jokes, animal jokes, food jokes, tech jokes, silly everyday jokes, and more—organized to keep kids flipping pages and laughing all the way. Every joke in this collection was written for this book. No repeats. No recycled material. No ...

The Ultimate Star Wars Joke Collection Get ready to laugh your way through the galaxy with 100 Funny Jokes for Star Wars Fans! Whether you’re a young Padawan, a wise Jedi Master, or secretly rooting for the Dark Side, this clean joke book will have you chuckling like Chewbacca in no time. Perfect for All Ages These jokes are 100% clean and family-friendly, making this the perfect gift for kids, adults, and Star Wars superfans of all ages. From Luke Skywalker to Darth Vader, every page is filled with hilarious one-liners, silly puns, and clever Star Wars humor. Why You’ll Love This Book ...

101 Hilarious Jokes is a funny collection of clean one-liners, silly puns, and dad jokes. Perfect for family nights and road and plane trips. Try not to laugh! Appropriate for kids, teens, and adults.

Are you running out of silly dad jokes for your kid’s sleepover parties? Are your bad dad jokes supplies running low? Do you need a dad joke book full of terribly good and tremendously bad dad jokes? Introducing the dreadfully good joke book for dads and their kids! Now you can start embarrassing your children and your wife with a fresh batch of hilarious dad jokes that will make everyone groan and roll their eyes.

2000 Jokes For Kids provides children ages 8-14 the biggest collection of wonderful jokes and riddles to fill their hearts with fun and laughter. With over 2,000 jokes and riddles at your disposal, you're not going to run out of jokes to share over and over again with your friends and family any time soon. All the jokes are clean and age appropriate and will entertain the children inexpensively and help them enjoy reading, improve memory and socialize with other children as well. The jokes inside this book have been classified into 38 different categories: School Jokes Reading Jokes Science...

Are you looking for a perfect present to please your little comedian? Welcome to one of the best books about jokes you’ll ever find. Congratulations for having such fantastic taste in books, by the way. The jokes in this book aren’t just any jokes. They are the best kind of jokes, and the best kind of jokes are the kind where a door is involved. That’s right! The jokes in this book are knock-knock jokes.

Laugh Out Loud at Any Age Getting older comes with stories, wisdom, and yes—plenty to laugh about. 100 Funny Jokes for Old People serves up clean, gentle humor that seniors, retirees, and grandparents can enjoy and share. No mean stuff. No cringe. Just light, witty fun about aging, family, technology confusion, retirement life, and the little surprises that come with getting wiser (and creakier). Clean Jokes You Can Actually Share Every joke is short, easy to read aloud, and kid-safe—perfect for grandkids, family gatherings, assisted living events, or senior centers. If you’ve ever ...

I was in the U.S. Air Force from mid-1958 until mid-1962. These little stories are about a few capers and characters I encountered along the way. Suffice it to say that my buddies and I got into some comical situations. I even found some humor in the pain and heartbreak inflicted on me by the sergeants. Except for some amount of exaggeration as to my brilliance, the stories are true.

More than 100 child-friendly fish and under-the-sea jokes for kids!

Does the idea of sitting still for hours while a speaker drones on and on make you cringe? Do you find yourself daydreaming when you should be listening? Have you ever wished that the speaker would make his/her speech more interesting? Well, if you answered yes to any of the above, I understand. But, you’ll never feel that way if you listen to Joel Osteen. He is a renowned inspirational pastor and speaker. I Like to Start with Something Funny is a compilation of many of Pastor Osteen’s witty remarks and “laugh-out-loud” funny jokes that put his captive audiences at ease and inspire ...

Clean and Funny Video Game Jokes for Every Type of Gamer Whether you're a casual player, a hardcore gamer, or a streamer with a headset permanently attached to your skull, this book is packed with clean, clever, and pixel-perfect humor that will keep your funny bone fully charged. 100 Funny Video Game Jokes delivers a laugh-out-loud experience for kids, teens, adults, and gaming fans of all kinds. From console players to keyboard warriors, these short, original jokes are ready for multiplayer fun—or solo giggles during your next loading screen. It’s the perfect stocking stuffer, party ...