Funny Clean Jokes

These clean jokes will make you laugh for hours! This audiobook is perfect as a gift for your dad, bros, or as a collection of jokes to tell your kids.

With over 3,000 jokes, this audiobook is a great addition to any family library and is sure to provide listeners of all ages with limitless pleasure. Explore the world of timeless dad jokes that are so funny they make you grin, sharp one-liners that will surprise you, smart puns that play on words in the funniest ways, and short humorous stories that will make you laugh. There's something in this collection for every age group to appreciate, be they young, old, or somewhere in between.

Get Ready to Knock, Knock, and Laugh Out Loud! Looking for the perfect way to keep your kids entertained? 100 Funny Knock Knock Jokes for Kids is packed with clean, original, and laugh-out-loud jokes that children—and even adults—will enjoy again and again. Why Parents and Kids Love This Joke Book • Clean and age-appropriate – No awkward jokes here, just pure family fun. • Easy to read – Simple layouts so kids can confidently share jokes with friends and family. • Perfect for any occasion – Great for road trips, classrooms, playdates, holidays, or just before bedtime giggles...

Clean, Silly Laughs for Kids Ages 8-12 Looking for a joke book that’s actually funny, totally clean, and perfect for kids in the 8–12 range? 100 Funny Jokes for Tweens delivers big laughs in a quick two-line Q&A format that kids love to read aloud and share with friends, siblings, and classmates. 100 Original Jokes by Theme Inside you’ll find school jokes, animal jokes, food jokes, tech jokes, silly everyday jokes, and more—organized to keep kids flipping pages and laughing all the way. Every joke in this collection was written for this book. No repeats. No recycled material. No ...

Laugh-Out-Loud Fart Jokes for the Whole Family If you believe farts are funny (and let’s be honest—who doesn’t?), this book is packed with 100 clean, goofy, and totally gassy jokes that will have readers young and old laughing out loud. 100 Funny Fart Jokes delivers side-splitting humor that’s perfect for road trips, family nights, party games, or just anytime you need a quick giggle. These stink-free jokes are safe for kids, appreciated by silly adults, and ideal for fans of hilarious bathroom humor. It’s a surefire way to break the ice, lighten the mood, and bring some fun to ...

Turn boring moments into laugh-out-loud adventures! Are you taking a long road trip? Stuck in an airport? Waiting for an appointment, or simply looking for screen-free fun at home? Look no further!! Mega LOL Joke Book for Kids delivers hours of entertainment without a single battery, charger, or Wi-Fi signal. Packed with over 500 original, kid-approved jokes, this collection is bursting with humor that’s clever, silly, and 100% clean. You’ll find a mix of: Side-splitting Q&A jokes that will have kids firing off punchlines like pros. Knock-knock classics with a twist—fresh and funny, ...

Clean and Funny Teacher Jokes for the Classroom and Beyond If you're a teacher who needs a laugh after grading 100 essays, dealing with mystery smells in the classroom, or surviving back-to-back parent-teacher interviews—this book is for you. 100 Funny Teacher Jokes delivers clean, clever, and classroom-safe humor perfect for educators of all grades and subjects. Whether you're a veteran educator, a student teacher, or a substitute trying to survive the day, these short, witty jokes will give you the comic relief you deserve. What You'll Find Inside This Teacher Joke Book • 100 clean ...

Christmas Jokes 2026: A Hilarious Holiday Collection Celebrate 2026 with 2,026 belly laughs! Bring joy and laughter to your holiday season with this ultimate Christmas joke collection. Packed with 2,026 festive jokes—one for every day of the year—this book guarantees endless fun for families, friends, and anyone who loves to laugh. Whether gathered around the fireplace or hosting a party, it’s the perfect companion for holiday cheer. What Makes This Book Special 2,026 Original Christmas Jokes – From clever puns to witty one-liners, every joke is carefully crafted to spread smiles ...

CLEAN JOKES FOR KIDS The Ultimate Collection of Family-Friendly Laugh-Out-Loud Jokes, Riddles, Puns, and Funny Stories for Kids Who Love to Giggle by OSA Helixea The Giggle-Fest for Family Fun! Clean Jokes for Kids is a packed treasure chest of hilarity—overflowing with silly and clean jokes the whole family can enjoy together. Whether you’re at the dinner table, on a car ride, or hosting a sleepover, this book invites you to smiles, snorts, and laughs. Perfect for kids, this laugh collection includes: Family Fun & Everyday Laughs – Parents, siblings, bedtime chaos, and school-day ...

Laugh Out Loud at Any Age Getting older comes with stories, wisdom, and yes—plenty to laugh about. 100 Funny Jokes for Old People serves up clean, gentle humor that seniors, retirees, and grandparents can enjoy and share. No mean stuff. No cringe. Just light, witty fun about aging, family, technology confusion, retirement life, and the little surprises that come with getting wiser (and creakier). Clean Jokes You Can Actually Share Every joke is short, easy to read aloud, and kid-safe—perfect for grandkids, family gatherings, assisted living events, or senior centers. If you’ve ever ...

This audiobook contains hundreds upon hundreds of the most funny and amusing jokes - so you can fall on the ground and start laughing your head off! You only live once, but if you live it right, then once is enough. These jokes will get you laughing for hours upon hours. Enjoy! Get it now.

Clean and Funny Video Game Jokes for Every Type of Gamer Whether you're a casual player, a hardcore gamer, or a streamer with a headset permanently attached to your skull, this book is packed with clean, clever, and pixel-perfect humor that will keep your funny bone fully charged. 100 Funny Video Game Jokes delivers a laugh-out-loud experience for kids, teens, adults, and gaming fans of all kinds. From console players to keyboard warriors, these short, original jokes are ready for multiplayer fun—or solo giggles during your next loading screen. It’s the perfect stocking stuffer, party ...

Here is the second edition, revised and expaned due to great demand from readers of other volumes of Jokes by us. Are you fed up of reading the same old tired jokes? One-liners that bore you to death? Then here is a set of jokes that are fresh and hilarious. We have tried to avoid one-liners and present only substantial jokes that makes one to laugh. They are also good to illustrate a point in public speeches and classroom situations. Here are a few salient points: *** We have tried to select jokes that are mostly uncommon *** We have evaluated each joke by narrating it to our friends *** ...

Growing old gracefully is for sissies! Laugh uproariously through your senior years! There's no shame in finding humor in getting older. Aches and pains are not much fun, your body looks totally different than it did just a few years ago, you deal with forgetfulness, and life changes at an ever-increasing rate. If you don't laugh, you'll be miserable. To help you find the humor in life's situations, the "Old Guy Joke Book" is chock-full of snappy one-liners, puns, groan-worthy gags, and hilarious story jokes. All are fun, family-friendly, and sure to draw a chuckle! It's the perfect gift ...

I was in the U.S. Air Force from mid-1958 until mid-1962. These little stories are about a few capers and characters I encountered along the way. Suffice it to say that my buddies and I got into some comical situations. I even found some humor in the pain and heartbreak inflicted on me by the sergeants. Except for some amount of exaggeration as to my brilliance, the stories are true.

2000 Jokes For Kids provides children ages 8-14 the biggest collection of wonderful jokes and riddles to fill their hearts with fun and laughter. With over 2,000 jokes and riddles at your disposal, you're not going to run out of jokes to share over and over again with your friends and family any time soon. All the jokes are clean and age appropriate and will entertain the children inexpensively and help them enjoy reading, improve memory and socialize with other children as well. The jokes inside this book have been classified into 38 different categories: School Jokes Reading Jokes Science...

Never marry a tennis player. Love means nothing to them. I think I might have scoliosis. How do I know? Let’s just say, I have a hunch. I just heard there's a nudist's convention next week. I might go if I've got nothing on. Do you think oranges become juice willingly? Or are they getting pressured into it? I have a phobia of speed bumps, but I’m slowly getting over it. Seriously, what are Roman numerals actually good IV? I got a rejection letter from the origami university today. I’m not sure what to make of it. --------- This book contains some jokes which may be unsuitable for kids...

NEW YORK TIMES BESTSELLER A collection of the best Miami Herald columns from the New York Times bestselling author of Squeeze Me on burning issues like animal welfare, polluted rivers, and the broken criminal justice system. If you think the wildest, wackiest stories that Carl Hiaasen can...

Hundreds of clean jokes for you, your family, and your kids.

Does the idea of sitting still for hours while a speaker drones on and on make you cringe? Do you find yourself daydreaming when you should be listening? Have you ever wished that the speaker would make his/her speech more interesting? Well, if you answered yes to any of the above, I understand. But, you’ll never feel that way if you listen to Joel Osteen. He is a renowned inspirational pastor and speaker. I Like to Start with Something Funny is a compilation of many of Pastor Osteen’s witty remarks and “laugh-out-loud” funny jokes that put his captive audiences at ease and inspire ...