Religious Comedy

Jake wants to see for himself whether his mother is having a mid-life crisis or a later-in-life adventure. He's betting on the second. Mallie’s oldest son checked up on her not long after she returned to the canyon and the home she grew up in…the home where she raised her children until a tragedy forced her to make the difficult decision to leave. Now her youngest son is on his way... Jake Westin is returning to the canyon where he grew up. It’s been ten years since the last time he was there. He can still vividly remember the circumstances that led to his family’s departure all ...

In this riotous, globetrotting sequel to The Story of God, the universe’s premier antihero, God, returns, as lonely, misguided, angry, and troubled as ever. Regretting many of the decisions he made in his debut book, and wrestling with his continued ambivalence to both his son(s) Jesus and his frenemy Satan, God decides to set things right with creation - again. But this time, he asks, why stick around the dusty Land of Israel or a decaying heaven when there’s a much bigger world to explore - and countless others out there just waiting to love and praise him?

A thirty-foot Nephite Trojan Horse. A multi-galaxy craft conspiracy. And the most dangerous camp prank in church history. Fourteen-year-old Monson Eldridge isn't trying to cause an international incident. He’s just trying to survive the annual church summer camp, secure a high-tier European mission call, and somehow convince Mercy—the beautiful, dream-pop-loving girl from the rival Christian camp across the border—that he’s cool. But in the insular, hyper-corporate culture of Camp Moroni, "cool" requires desperate measures. Backed by a quorum of hyper-sheltered deacons equipped with...

A Classic Tale of Adventure and Terror “You have entered a world of death, but do not want to die. No treasure on earth is worth facing the Yeti.” In the year 1850, a British caravan crossing the Himalayan Mountains from India into China has vanished, along with its priceless treasure. Now the race is on to reclaim the lost fortune as a pair of intrepid soldiers - a virtuous African private and a daring British corporal - spearhead their own mission to seize the prize by betraying their fellow troops. On this epic adventure, each man’s will, character and fortitude will be challenged ...

Working in retail cosmetics is bad enough without an infectious pandemic supposedly turning everyone into bloodthirsty zombies. When counting down the days before Black Friday feels like the end of the world, four friends fear they might be right. A backstage pass to the inner circle of luxury beauty and a devilish look at consumer nature, The Dead Don't Buy Makeup brings the humor and the body count. Fashion, beauty, and an indoor amusement park; Maxxitall Mall has it all. With all-new stores and a super sized food court, you won't ever want to leave--and if the endless hordes of ...

In a romantic comedy, a man and woman player decide to date one another because they are incapable of being faithful and knowing they’ll cheat on each other, won’t hurt one another. But because they are so much in love, they never see other people, which is “cheating” because they’re violating their agreement to continue seeing other people. Falling, deeper and deeper in love their mania grows as each suspecting the other is cheating by not cheating and tries to catch the other “cheating”, while pretending they’re being faithful, by pretending their dating around.

In a short rom-com, the Devil finds Hell’s in jeopardy when unknown to him a man with a good heart sells his soul to him in exchange for lottery tickets, so he can go to Hell and do good deeds.

Shy and socially awkward Fitzwilliam Darcy may finally have a chance to impress Elizabeth Bennet, the woman who he has spent years pining over. If only she didn’t hate him... Mr. Darcy never expected to fall in love. Especially after being blackmailed into a marriage. Unfortunately, he falls in love with Miss Bennet instead of his wife. In an effort to protect his heart, he has spent several years avoiding Miss Bennet and pushing her away, which hasn’t been easy considering they share a brother-in-law. But when he loses his wife in a tragic accident, Miss Bennet moves into his home to ...

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A multiple award-winning book! A Grinch of a cowboy, a pregnant recluse, a depressed dog and a matchmaking donkey…it’s an unusual combination... Eight months pregnant, stranded on a freezing winter night and in labor, loner Lilly Tipps has one hope and a prayer: her beloved little donkey Samantha. But is her desperate action enough to get the help she and her baby need? The last thing horse trainer Cort Wells expects on the frozen Texas night is to be awakened by an icicle encrusted donkey with the ability to break and enter. He soon realizes his standoffish neighbor is in trouble but ...

The mystery holds the clues to their hearts. Aaron Mills has buried his aching heart for years under a charming façade. Success and money can never replace what he lost so many years ago. Charlize Dean has her hands full keeping her mother from getting banned from Bingo night in their small town of Eureka Springs. When she gets roped into playing a flapper for a weeklong ‘20s Murder Mystery at the hotel where she works, the last thing on her mind is getting mixed up with the charity event’s gorgeous sponsor—no matter how blue Aaron’s eyes are. Aaron can hardly believe he’s ...

He’s a comedian. He’s a YouTube sensation. And now he becomes an author. Best known for his song parodies and riffs on yoga pants and homeschooling, Tim Hawkins now shares his perspective on life in the 21st century in his long-awaited debut book. Tim's topics are as wide-ranging as his...

A Bestsellers Best Inspirational Award winner! When klutzy, runaway bride Haley Bell Thornton left cowboy Will Sutton standing alone at the altar she had her reasons…now, at Christmas time she's back in town Will’s never come to terms with Haley Bell leaving…especially not knowing why she left. When suddenly she shows up in town wearing a wedding dress and with another groom in her dust he’s not taking any chances on getting hurt again. He vows not to look…not to let his heart want…but it’s hard not to notice her strutting around town wearing her high heels and fancy honeymoon...

A small-town coffee shop. A man who orders chamomile. And the barista who makes “no refusing kindness before noon” a house rule. Gideon Hansen didn’t move to Dalton to be noticed. He moved to disappear—quietly, respectfully, and preferably behind the safest drink on the menu. Chamomile. No caffeine. No risk. No complications. Then he walks into The Ministry of Coffee… and meets Alex. Alex is sunshine with an apron: warm, quick-witted, and entirely unbothered by Gideon’s careful edges. He doesn’t ask prying questions. He doesn’t demand explanations. He just offers tea, a ...

Welcome to Heaven, Inc., the grossly mismanaged corporation in the sky. For as long as anyone can remember, the founder and CEO (known in some circles as "God") has been phoning it in. Lately, he's been spending most of his time on the golf course. And when he does show up at work, it's not to...

God and the Devil sit on a porch somewhere in Heaven, enjoying a perfect evening. God reads a book; the Prince of Darkness craves one of His divine cocktails. When God returns from the kitchen with the drinks, His book is missing, dropped by His old pal somewhere on Earth. God freaks out. The consequences of humans reading the book might be catastrophic, the extent unknown even to the Almighty Himself. Yet, like an Excalibur made of paper, the book defies them all: people come and go, and nobody proves worthy of fully reading the divine artifact. In an age of distraction, when people have ...

"Prolific romance author Johnson...has produced an enjoyable slow-burn tale; A particularly appealing element of this book is its depiction of a patient, perceptive hero." — Kirkus Reviews Question: What do a reclusive author and an outgoing real estate agent have in common? Answer: Nothing. But fate brought them together on a vacation five years ago, and as Logan and Sloane prepare for their annual get-together, there are sparks flying between them. Sloane: When Logan Murphy, my accidental best friend, calls to say our annual mid-winter trip has to be "redone," he's already got the ...

Pet peeves been trailing mud all over your nice, bright outlook? Let Chonda Pierce help you clean up your attitude with a little deep-cleansing, sparkling-fresh humor! This comedian, singer, and preacher's daughter has a knack for finding merriment in those little things that can drive anyone...

All humanity toils in everlasting slavery. The demonic legions of hell torture, butt-bang, and discard the once proud Earth civilizations as they utilize human muscle to build their machines of war. While humanity is beaten, it is not dead yet. One man holds the key to enlisting the most powerful ally in the universe – God. But where is he? Why has he let this happen? Rumors of big-chested angels are not enough to save man-kind. Will some miracle return Earth to the land of tits and honey it once was? Or will raging, rock-hard, galvanized demon-boners forever be the fate of the anuses of ...

🔥 Welcome to Hell: Handbook for the Damned 🔥 A crude survival guide for your eternal stay in the underworld. Congratulations, sinner. You’re dead—and you didn’t make the cut upstairs. Now you’re stuck in Hell for all eternity. Don’t panic (yet). This handbook, written by one of Satan’s most overworked and underpaid demons, is your only shot at making sense of eternal damnation. Inside, you’ll find: Practical tips for surviving the flames, the screams, and the bureaucracy. A brutally honest FAQ for the newly damned (spoiler: yes, the toilets are on fire). A behind-the-...