Middle Aged Humor

An exciting, hilarious, and thoughtful travel memoir about one man's adventurous two and a half years on the road, backpacking through 40+ countries on a shoestring budget. From the back cover: Until his midlife crisis arrived, Chris Gattanella always played it safe. He spent two decades sinking into a nice cozy life and career in Los Angeles. Now in his forties and newly single, he suddenly feels unfulfilled and bored. Is it because he never ventured out to see the world? Impulsively, Chris burns years of saved vacation time on a six-week “test run” through Europe to see if he enjoys ...

The Avery Diary: My Middle School Crush! A Hilarious Book for Kids 9-12! OMG, my life is a TOTAL rollercoaster right now. First, I thought I liked Jason—the most popular guy in school—so I spent a week trying (and failing) to be cool. Turns out, he likes Taylor, which is great because I might actually like Jake... you know, my old best friend? But how do I tell him without looking like a total dork? Between my little brother Carl’s nonstop pranks, my cat trying to destroy me, and my best friends teasing me, my middle school life is basically a rom-com gone WRONG. Read my diary... but ...

The coming-of-middle-age story a whole generation of women have been waiting for...poised, witty, and emotionally resonantFor twenty-five years, Rose Lloyd has juggled marriage, motherhood, and career with remarkable success. It has been a life of family picnics, books and wine, a cherished...

The Avery Diary: The Lice Outbreak! Hilarious Book for Kids 9-12 When a lice outbreak takes over Avery’s school, things go from bad to downright hilarious. With chaos in the cafeteria, dramatic “lice patrols,” and a queen bee spreading rumors (and maybe bugs), Avery finds herself in the middle of it all. Will she blow the whistle on the mean girl’s not-so-secret scratching? Or can she save the day with her brilliant plan for Anti-Itch Week? From DIY lice detectives (featuring colanders and mayonnaise) to school dances where “scratching moves” steal the show, Avery’s journey is...

Sometimes all you need to find your voice is the right kind of magic. Even if it's the worst possible time. Forty-eight-year-old Simone Bardot's life is a junk drawer of a mess. Her husband is having an affair. Her son barely talks to her. And her therapy clinic is failing. But a mysterious...

A couple years back, I was at the Phoenix airport bar. It was empty except for one heavy-set, gray bearded, grizzled guy who looked like he just rode his donkey into town after a long day of panning for silver in them thar hills. He ordered a Jack Daniels straight up, and that's when I...

The Avery Diary: CHRISTMAS CHAOS BEGINS! A Hilarious Book for Kids 9-12! Christmas was supposed to be peaceful, but no one told my family that. Between glitter snow, Carl’s ninja elf costume, and a burnt turkey that could’ve been used as a doorstop, I’m just trying to survive. The Christmas musical? A total mess. The snowball fight? Complete chaos. And let’s not even talk about the marshmallow-covered tree. But somehow, even with all the craziness, my family made it fun. Maybe next year will be easier... but with a surprise trip to Hawaii on the way, I have a feeling the madness is ...

In his powerful debut memoir, beloved comedian Murray Hill (Somebody Somewhere) opens up for the first time about how his painful past led to his unwavering commitment to spread joy—one rimshot at a time Murray Hill, the trailblazing comic and self-proclaimed “hardest working middle-aged man...

It's time for Addi, Sam, and Cece to set sail again on another magical cruise. This time, literally. "Winters will have you giggling into your book!" The whole cruise is set up for a magic theme. All the guests are set to enjoy a cruise they’ll never forget. It becomes even more unforgettable when one of the magician’s assistants dies on stage in the middle of a show! Addi, Sam and Cece set to finding out just what happened to the unfortunate magician’s assistant, following a path of mistruths and distractions. Praise for A.R. Winters: "The perfect balance of being lighthearted, but ...

The Avery Diary: The Party Invitation! Hilarious Books for Kids 9-12 Middle school was supposed to be simple: survive classes, avoid humiliation, and maybe not trip over your own feet. But for eleven-year-old Avery, it’s more like a reality show called Surviving Middle School: Awkward Edition. With her besties Claire and Ellie dishing out constant warnings about her life choices, Avery is just trying to dodge gym class disasters, keep her locker shut, and avoid the cafeteria pizza (which might be alive). Then, the unthinkable happens—she gets invited to the birthday party. Not just any ...

'SO witty, so entertaining, yet so moving. Countless women will identify with Laura Clark. I loved it so much!' MARIAN KEYES 'Brilliantly entertaining . . . surprisingly moving 'JENNIE GODFREY 'Riotously funny' GOOD HOUSEKEEPING 'If you're a woman with only so many f*cks left to give, this book...

Kitsch and KillersTiffany, Rosie and Stone visit an exciting new attraction in the exciting state of… Nebraska. They don’t expect much drama on this trip, given how sleepy the small town they’re visiting is, and how nice the guests they’re staying with seem to be. However, an unexpected murder shatters their holiday bliss, and they find themselves, once again, trying to track down a killer. As Tiffany and Rosie investigate, secrets are revealed, and devious plans unraveled—but can they stop the killer before it's too late? Praise for A.R. Winters:"The perfect balance of being ...

Too tired to optimize every minute of your life? You're not alone. Too Tired for This Productivity is a funny, relatable collection of essays about burnout, perfectionism, overthinking, impossible expectations, and the quiet rebellion of choosing an ordinary life in a world obsessed with constant self-improvement. If you've ever felt guilty for resting, turned a hobby into another obligation, or wondered why adulthood feels suspiciously like managing twenty unpaid full-time jobs, you'll probably recognize yourself here. With warmth, humor, and more than a little sarcasm, Lena Hale explores ...

My garden isn’t "overgrown." It’s deadly. There’s a difference. At sixty-four, all I want is to cultivate my poisonous nightshade in peace and enjoy my retirement. But the Homeowners Association has other plans. Specifically, the new HOA President, Gil. He’s a stickler for the rules, a clipboard-wielding menace, and the only man brave enough to cite a hedge witch for "unsightly weeds." After the third fine this month, I snapped. I cast a petty "inconvenience hex" on the board, forcing them to speak exclusively in rhyming couplets during meetings. It was supposed to be funny. The ...

For over ten years, Sue Townsend has written a monthly column for Sainsbury"s Magazine, which covers everything from hosepipe bans and Spanish restaurants to writer"s block and the posh middle-aged woman she once met who"d never heard of Winnie the Pooh. Collected now for the first time, they...

This book has an omnibus version - THE MENOPAUSE COLLECTION Menopause is usually not considered funny at all, but if we can find the humor in our experiences, we can turn depression into happiness, and experience a different road that allows us to grow into the seasoned women we were meant to be. This book explores funny menopause stories that will make you laugh and cry at the same time. It discusses the many symptoms of menopause and turns it into something humorous. It helps women remember they are not alone in this journey, and that menopause is normal. When we laugh in the face of ...

She’s looking for love (for everyone else). He’s looking for silence. They’re about to make a lot of noise. At fifty-two, Beatrice Halloway has escaped her suffocating children for the freedom of Bath. Her mission? To lead the "Matchmaking Society," a boisterous group of widows dedicated to marrying off the city’s youth. She has a plan for everyone—except herself. At fifty-six, Arthur Penrose has retired to read his books, drink his tea, and avoid people. Unfortunately, his garden wall borders Beatrice’s, and her Society’s giggling meetings are ruining his peace. He wants her ...

As the title says, this book is a brief look at the history of gaming. And it was written by YouTuber, author, educator and gamer, Anthony "Gamer" Ventrello. These articles originally appeared on the Google Classroom for the Level Up Gaming and Computer Club, at the high school he was teaching. They discuss everything from Mario, the video game crash of 1983/84, lost media, Pokemon, and whatever else seemed like something to write about at the time. Anthony "Gamer" Ventrello is a published writer, YouTuber, and teacher. He has been gaming since he first got his Atari 2600 in 1982. He makes ...

WARRANTY EXPIRED... ENGINE STILL RUNNING!!! You’re Not Old, You’re Just Out of Warranty is the brutally funny aging humor book for men 40+ who are still sharp, still sarcastic, just without the factory coverage. If you’ve ever: • Made a noise while standing up • Argued with a thermostat • Muted a group chat permanently • Bought a tool you absolutely didn’t need • Called a nap “recovery protocol” Congratulations! You’re operating exactly as designed. This is not a midlife crisis book. It’s a midlife upgrade manual, disguised as a hilarious gift. Inside you’ll find...

The Dowager Viscountess Cleo Wynton is living a lie, and the gilding is starting to crack. To the world, Cleo is the epitome of Regency grace: wealthy, poised, and untouchable. In reality, she is drowning in her late husband’s debts and selling off the family silver just to keep the candles lit. Her last hope is the pride of the Wynton collection: a Renaissance portrait worth a king’s ransom. But when she summons an expert to appraise it, her carefully constructed façade shatters. Mr. Thomas Montague deals in beauty, but he knows an ugly truth when he sees one. At fifty-three, Thomas ...