Language Humor

''A must read! If you want to get your Cajun on, you’ve got to read John Gravois’ fabulous little book,'' says Ken Wells, ex-Wall Street Journal writer and Page One editor, and author of Gumbo Life: Tales from the Roux Bayou' and the Cajun classic coming-of-age novel, 'Meely LaBauve. "It’s fun, factual and full of history, Cajun idioms and their pronunciations. This authentic son of the bayou does a huge service in compact form by helping to illuminate a culture that remains Even if you don't speak a word of French now, with this Berlitz phrase book parody you’ll be able to answer, ...

WHY, after almost five million years, did our early ancestors suddenly believe they had to alter their very beings and their way of life to achieve the spoken word…something they’d never heard, had no knowledge of and had no reason to believe they needed?

Not only do Southerners talk slowly, but sometimes the whole language is hard to understand. No one realizes that more than Memphis belle Leelee Satterfield. Watching her tackle life and love in Vermont was only the tip of the iceberg when it came to antics, charades, mischief, and romance. Now that she’s back in Memphis, and starting a new relationship with Peter, the Yankee chef from her New England inn, you’d think she’d sit back and enjoy her newly crafted life back home in Dixie. But that just wouldn’t be as much fun.

Paris, 1980. The literary critic Roland Barthes dies - struck by a laundry van - after lunch with the presidential candidate François Mitterand. The world of letters mourns a tragic accident. But what if it wasn't an accident at all? What if Barthes was murdered?

Do you have a desire to make kings and courts laugh? Would you like to revive a long-dead art? Become a Jester and get in line to make the 4 or 5 kings left in the world laugh. Become a Jester and live your best life.

Ramona Quimby is thrilled to be starting kindergarten. She likes a little boy named Davy so much she wants to kiss him, and she loves Susan's beautiful curls so much she wants to pull them to see them boing. Her teacher even promises her a present just for sitting still! So how does Ramona get in trouble? Well, anyone who knows Ramona knows that she is never a pest on purpose.

October 1891. A hard winter approaches across the Rocky Mountains. The city of Butte, Montana is rich on copper mines and rampant with vice and debauchery among a hard-living crowd of immigrant Irish workers. Here we find Tom Rourke, a young poet and ballad-maker of the town, but also a doper, a drinker, and a fearsome degenerate. Just as he feels his life is heading nowhere fast, Polly Gillespie arrives in town as the new bride of the extremely devout mine captain Long Anthony Harrington.

Cecil Younger is a man who takes comfort in the absurdity of the universe, and the universe is obliging him when he gets a call from his lawyer and psychiatrist, who offers him a job. A client wants to hire Younger to kill someone. Though common sense tells him murder just isn't a good career move, his finances tell him it can't hurt to meet his potential client, hoping he can succeed in appeasing him - without a dead body.

In this heartwarming and captivating tale, embark on an extraordinary journey through the eyes of Percy, an African Gray parrot with a penchant for adventure and a gift for gab. "Percy the Parrot" offers a unique perspective on the world as we follow Percy's life from his early days in the pet shop to his loving home with his human companion. From mimicking household sounds to forming deep bonds with his owner, Percy's story is filled with laughter, love, and unexpected twists. But Percy's journey is not without its challenges. From navigating through misunderstandings to coping with loss, ...

More than a quarter of a century ago, Leo Rosten presented the first comprehensive and hilariously entertaining lexicon of the colorful and deeply expressive language of Yiddish. Said to "give body and soul to the Yiddish language," The Joys of Yiddish went on to become an indispensable tool for writers, journalists, politicians and students, as well as a perennial best seller for three decades.

Teach your child patience! * * * * * * * * * "You forgot the mail?" The king yelled at the snail. But the snail stayed as calm as could be. He was not afraid of the king, you see. He knew where the gift was; he knew what to do. The monsters learned that patience pays off too. We are all familiar with the phenomenon of children wanting everything "here and now". This story describes just such a situation. I hope you and your children will enjoy it and learn from it. 子どもたちに辛抱について教えてくれる１冊！ 「郵便を忘れただと？」王様はカタツムリ君に...

Unlock the quintessential charm of Britain with "The British Way," your comprehensive guide to understanding the captivating culture of the United Kingdom. This eBook serves as your passport to a land where tradition and modernity blend seamlessly, inviting you to delve into the heart of British life with ease and fascination. Start your journey with an exploration of British identity and the colorful mosaic of its landscape. Dive into the nuances of everyday customs, from the soothing ritual of tea time to the revered social haven of the pub. Discover the artistry of queuing, where ...

IDLE RICH is the entertaining account of one man’s attempt to turn over a new leaf in Spain. When lifelong underachiever Richie Bannister is offered free board and lodgings in a seaside resort on the south-western coast of Andalucia, he jumps at the chance to escape from the dull Lancashire town where he’s been stuck for the last forty-odd years. His host Peter, a retired photographer, turns out not to be the doddery old fellow he’s expecting to meet, but a man on a mission into which Richie finds himself inadvertently drawn. After his so-far aimless life, this new commitment proves ...

🌀 A colorful collection of 1000 fascinating words, idioms, and expressions. 🗯️ Slang from the streets, the screen, and across the decades. 📚 Rare and beautiful words you didn’t know you needed. 🌍 Funny, strange, and untranslatable phrases from other languages. 🐒 Animal-inspired idioms that reveal how we think and speak. 🍩 Deliciously weird food-related sayings and metaphors. 😄 Expressions that make you laugh, raise eyebrows, or both. 💘 Phrases of love, friendship, awkwardness, and sass. 🧠 A perfect tool for writers, teachers, trivia lovers, and language fans. ...

Visitar un apartamento en venta no es una situación de vida o muerte. A menos que sea la víspera de Nochevieja, vivas en una pequeña ciudad en Suecia y alguien haya tenido la peor idea de su vida y decidido atracar un banco que no maneja efectivo. Entonces, sí lo es. Porque, cuando alguien es así de idiota, es inevitable que no sepa cómo huir y termine en un apartamento en venta tomando rehenes sin querer.

Ellen no puede creer en el amor de los cuentos, pero está a punto de re-escribir su vida. Ellen se ha dado cuenta de que encontrar al hombre correcto se trata todo acerca de la compatibilidad. Por ello se inscribe en Citas Detalladas el sitio en línea de citas en Sacramento. Hacen preguntas difíciles a los hombres, comparando las respuestas de ellos con las de ellas, entonces ella filtra a través de perfiles de cada probable "partido". Después de numerosos intercambios de correo electrónico, ella se reduce a dos prometedores candidatos emocionándose por conocerlos en persona. Cuando ...

The Curse-Tuary: Your DIY Guide to Delightfully Decent Expletives By Annie Rowen Tired of dropping four-letter bombs when life throws you curveballs? Wish you could express frustration without sounding like a pirate on laundry day? Welcome to The Curse-Tuary—a hilariously helpful self-help book that invites you to ditch the dirty words and build a sparkling new vocabulary of your own. In this delightfully quirky guide, Annie Rowen shows you how to transform your knee-jerk expletives into laughter-filled, soul-soothing nonsense—think “Fluffernutter!” instead of the other F-word. ...

Wendy Watts debe vender la posada costera que heredó pero, cuando besa de forma espontánea al atractivo desconocido Max Huntington, comienza a preguntarse si la leyenda local podría ser cierta: ser besado junto a la bahía bajo una luna azul conduciría al amor que dura para siempre. Cuando Wendy Watts dejó la bahía de la Luna Azul juró que nunca más volvería a la pequeña ciudad costera donde sus padres la habían abandonado junto a su hermano. Ahora era una agente inmobiliaria de gran éxito y una adicta al trabajo, algo que la mantuvo alejada de complicadas emociones hasta que su...

In A CASTILIAN ADVENTURE former teacher Jane Holden relates the story of her move to northern Spain. At fifty-seven she feels that life may be passing her by, so she decides to put her Spanish studies into practice and sets off on an open-ended trip in order to immerse herself in another culture. Starting in Madrid and intending to tour Castile and León, she soon decides to go with the flow and allow new friendships to influence her eventual destination. This amusing and informative account is a must-read for all those interested in the possibilities Spain offers away from the crowded coast.

FINALISTA EN EL CONCURSO LICHFIELD AND DISTRICT WRITERS´ SHORT STORY COMPETITION Un original y divertido cuento que gustará a niños y a mayores En un viejo libro de Filosofía se hallaban una vez cinco letras muy traviesas. Eran las correspondientes a la palabra ORDEN. Y ocurrió un día que las letras estaban tan aburridas, y el panorama alrededor suyo era tan lúgubre, que decidieron escaparse de los renglones que las oprimían, y correr y jugar por las amarillentas páginas del libro. "Venga saltemos," gritó la "O" entusiasmada, animando a sus compañeras.