Jokes For Children

What happens to race car drivers when they eat too much? They get indy-gestion. Laugh-Out-Loud Jokes for Kids provides children ages seven-to-10 many hours of fun and laughter. Young listeners will have a blast sharing this collection of hundreds of one-liners, knock-knock jokes, tongue twisters, and more with their friends and family! This mega-best-selling book will have children rolling on the floor with laughter, and is sure to be a great gift idea for any child.

Fun and Silly Jokes for Kids and Family! is a fun joke audiobook that contains 500 jokes that will tickle your funny bone! It’s perfect for families, parties, or even youth-group events!

Turn boring moments into laugh-out-loud adventures! Are you taking a long road trip? Stuck in an airport? Waiting for an appointment, or simply looking for screen-free fun at home? Look no further!! Mega LOL Joke Book for Kids delivers hours of entertainment without a single battery, charger, or Wi-Fi signal. Packed with over 500 original, kid-approved jokes, this collection is bursting with humor that’s clever, silly, and 100% clean. You’ll find a mix of: Side-splitting Q&A jokes that will have kids firing off punchlines like pros. Knock-knock classics with a twist—fresh and funny, ...

The World’s Worst Children, from Children's author David Walliams. Are you ready to meet the World’s Worst Children? Five beastly boys and five gruesome girls! Like Sofia Sofa – a TV super-fan so stuck to the sofa that she’s turning into one! Or Dribbling Drew – a boy whose drool gets...

Packed with over 200 “Would you rather?” questions, this is a book that will fire up your kids’ imaginations and have them in stitches as they choose whether they’d rather have fingernails for eyelashes or eyelashes for fingernails (just one tiny example from a wealth of mind-bending questions). If you’re looking for inspiration to peel your kids away from their devices and find something fun that will include the whole family, “Would you rather?” questions are your answer - and Cooper has come up with the very best.

Claudia's not worried when she hears her newest baby-sitting charge, Betsy, is a great practical joker. After all, how much harm can one girl do? As it turns out - plenty! Claudia breaks her leg because of one of Betsy's mean jokes...and now she's talking about quitting the club. Baby-sitting might be too dangerous. The rest of the BSC decides that Betsy needs to be taught a lesson - and the joke war is on!

The Tales of the Fart Monsters Begin! Learn about the appearance of Fritz the Fart Monster and his special friend. This is a short and funny fart story meant for kids.

While listening to Short & Silly Jokes for Kids 8–12, you’ll discover bold, cheesy, and laugh-out-loud jokes for every single day of the year, yes, all 366 of them! From two-liner zingers and punny puns to knock-knocks, funny sayings, and even real holiday jokes (National Cheese Pizza Day, anyone?), there’s something to make every day brighter.

Carter The Farter And The Fragrant Fizzlers Of Christmas Past A Hilarious Christmas Adventure Bursting with Laughs, Heart, and Holiday Spirit Why Readers Love This Book: Hilarious Holiday Humor: A funny Christmas book for kids that transforms a timeless classic into a fart-fueled comedy masterpiece. Adventurous and Heartwarming: Blends laugh-out-loud moments with the same redemptive spirit that makes A Christmas Carol unforgettable. Perfect for Middle-Grade Readers: Designed for ages 8–12, full of witty wordplay, fast-paced fun, and mischievous surprises. Family-Friendly Laughter: Clean ...

Where did the ghost’s baby brother go during the day? TO DAY SCARE! These funny family jokes will have you saying, "Uncle!"

Kids will love “Jokes & Riddles” filled with sound effects, whimsical music, and adorable illustrations. These easy-to- memorize jokes include: What goes over your head and under your feet, but doesn't cover your body? Answer: A jump rope. Or, what has many teeth but never any cavities? Answer: A comb. And, I have a head and a tail but no body. What am I? Answer: A penny. These simple jokes and riddles will have the entire family laughing and repeating them over and over again.

🎃👻 Why did the undead chicken cross the road? To get to the fool's house. Knock, knock! Who’s there? …The undead chicken😆😅😂🤣 – 🧟♂️🧠 written by unknown undead. Get ready to howl with laughter (or moan, groan & face-plant 😱🤣) this Halloween! Prepare for spine-tingling, side-splitting chills with the ultimate 🎃 categorized collection of Halloween & Horror Humor that’ll tickle your funny bone🦴🩻 & leave you cackling like a witch 🧙♀️💀! Get buried alive in an utter avalanche⛷️🏂 of face-planting😒🌵 BAD (😈 EVIL?) DAD jokes -...

Ladies and other people, THIS IS THE EPIC BOOK OF JOKES!!!!! It’s amazing, it’s cool, its rad, and no kid should be without it. It has over 50 jokes!!!!!!!!!!!!! And riddle me this: Why did the chicken cross the road? To buy this book! Are you a budding comedian looking for some original jokes that you have never heard before? Do you want to make your friends and family laugh? Keep your friends and family laughing at these fabulouse, easy to remember, punny jokes. Your friends will be begging you to tell more jokes and your family will crack up at your whitty humor. This pocket book of ...

A book of ghost jokes, like "Why don't ghosts ever tell lies? Because you can see right through them."

The World’s Worst Children 3, from Children's author David Walliams. Just when you thought it was safe to go back to your bookshelf, 10 more horrendously hilarious stories about the absolute worst children ever! From ten-year old Hank and his endless pranks on his poor, long-suffering family...

Dive into "The Dad Jokes Bible: 5,000 Clean Jokes for Kids," the ultimate collection that’s bound to bring laughter to any family gathering, car ride, or dinner table. This expansive book is crammed with wholesome, pun-filled delights designed to tickle the funny bone of young and old alike. From playful quips about school days to hilarious takes on holidays, each of the 135 chapters delivers a fresh set of 50 dad jokes that cater to the wonderfully weird and wacky world of parenting and childhood.

The World’s Worst Children 2, from Children's author David Walliams. If you thought you had read about the World’s Worst Children already, you’re in for a rather nasty shock. The beastly boys and gruesome girls in this book are even ruder, even more disgusting and WORSE than you could ever...

BIG LAUGHS FOR LITTLE KIDS is the perfect way to get young children laughing and reading. It contains hundreds of HILARIOUS jokes that will have them roaring with laughter! This kid's joke book is also lovingly illustrated with fun cartoons that provide a visual aid to the jokes and it's designed to be easy to follow for early readers. Sore bellies and painful sides have been reported by grandparents, parents, and kids alike from this rib-tickling and eye-watering, hilarious kids joke book. Young readers will have a blast sharing these jokes with family, friends and other kids at school. ...

Gary W. Boone knows he was born to be a stand-up comedian. It’s the rest of the kids in his class who think he’s just a goon. Then the Floyd Hicks Junior High School Talent Show is announced, and he starts practicing his routine nonstop to get it just right. Gary’s sure this will be his big break—he’ll make everyone laugh and win the $100 prize. But when an outrageous surprise threatens to turn his debut into a disaster, it looks as if the biggest joke of all may be on Gary himself.

Are you ready to challenge your family with some of the wackiest and funniest questions ever?Think you know everything about your family and friends? Well, get ready for a fun surprise! Imagine this: Would you rather live in a house made of candy or ride a rollercoaster to school every day? Sounds fun, right? In today’s fast-paced world, quality family time can be hard to come by. Instead of bonding, we often find ourselves glued to screens or distracted by our busy lives. In fact, recent studies reveal that most people, including kids, spend hours a day in front of screens. But don’t ...