Human Toilet

This ebook is a fantasy intended for adults only. If you are not interested in D/s erotica, please do not purchase this book. Sometimes, you find a couple that just doesn't make sense. You look at her, and she's gorgeous with perfectly shaped breasts, a tight waist, and generous curves. Her hair is long and lustrous. More than that, she’s sweet and funny. She's everything you could want in a girlfriend. Yeah, that was Melissa, and I was lucky enough to be with her even though she was so, so far out of my league. She may as well have been playing a different game. But here's the thing ...

Carl Hiaasen takes us deep in the Everglades with an eccentric eco-avenger, a ticked-off panther, and two kids on a mission to find their missing teacher. Florida - where the animals are wild and the people are wilder! Bunny Starch, the most feared biology teacher ever, is missing. She disappeared after a school field trip to Black Vine Swamp. And, to be honest, the kids in her class are relieved. But when the principal tries to tell the students that Mrs. Starch has been called away on a "family emergency", Nick and Marta just don't buy it.

Adults don’t talk about the business of doing our business. We work on one assumption: The world of public bathrooms is problem - and politics-free. No Place to Go: How Public Toilets Fail Our Private Needs reveals the opposite is true. No Place to Go is a toilet tour from London to San Francisco to Toronto and beyond. From pay potties to deserted alleyways, No Place to Go is a marriage of urbanism, social narrative, and pop culture that shows the ways - momentous and mockable - public bathrooms just don’t work.