Funny Cat

Big type, simple words, and bright illustrations will capture your early reader's attention in this fun book featuring an adorable brown cat. This level one reader uses words directly from the Dolch Pre-primer Word List. Perfect for shared reading or those just beginning to read alone. By bestselling author Cindy Bracken.

"A chuckle on every page!"~Reviewer The funny, wild and wacky crime-solving adventures of Kat Smith, a Secret Service Agent turned postmaster sleuth, and her cat Tiki in the tiny town of Ohia, on Maui in Hawaii. Meet colorful characters and solve crimes in a paradise setting you'll never want to leave in this immersive trilogy! "I'm Kat Smith, ex-Secret Service, current Postmaster...and these are my adventures solving crime in the village of Ohia on Maui." gs "This series is my favorite new addiction!"~ Reviewer

Learn how to persuade cats--the world's most skeptical and cautious negotiators--with this primer on rhetoric and argument from the New York Times bestselling author of Thank You for Arguing! Cats are skilled manipulators who can talk you into just about anything without a single word. They can...

A Hilarious Collection of Cat Humor for Cat Lovers If you believe cats are funny, then this book is made for you. 100 Funny Cat Jokes is a laugh-packed cat jokes book filled with clean, clever humor that celebrates everything we love about cats. From playful wordplay to silly punchlines, these jokes about cats are perfect for kids, adults, and lifelong cat fans. A Funny Cat Book for Kids and the Young at Heart This funny cat book for kids features family-friendly jokes that are easy to read, fun to share, and perfect for young readers. Whether it’s bedtime, road trips, or classroom fun, ...

Our cozy small town on Maui has a new mystery: the suspicious collapse of one of our dearest Red Hat ladies. I’m Kat Smith, former Secret Service, current Postmaster in Ohia on Maui, and this time, my one-eared former feral feline Tiki is helping me find a killer who’s stirred up a real witches’ brew of trouble. All my hot pilot boyfriend Keone and I can do is try to keep up with that crazy cat, and hope we find the perpetrator before anyone else falls prey to a bad cup of tea. “Love this fun series! Strong capable women who have their flaws and hardships but solve their cases with ...

The cats of America are under siege! Long gone are the good old days when a cat’s biggest worries were mean dogs or a bath. Modern cats must confront satanists, online predators, the possibility of needing to survive in a post-apocalyptic wasteland, and countless other threats to their nine...

Meow there, cosmic explorers! 🐱✨ Ready to embark on a paw-some journey through the universe? Buckle up your space harnesses, because "Astrophysics for Cats" is about to take you on a wild ride across the cosmos! 🌟 Ever wondered what happens when you mix quantum physics with catnip? Or how black holes relate to the art of napping? This book has all the answers and more! In "Astrophysics for Cats," you'll discover: The Big Bang theory, explained through the ultimate hairball explosion 💥 Dark matter: the universe's invisible cat toy 🎱 How to navigate wormholes like a pro (hint: ...

An alien cat turned me into a superweapon. I was homeless on the streets of Third York when it happened. Then the military arrived and gave me a choice. Enlist or die. The next thing I knew, I was fighting giant robots at the Xenoforce Academy's boot camp. Figuring out superpowers and energy levels was hard enough, but I had to deal with a mind-reading alien princess, a team of gorgeous women, and a femme fatale in charge of the whole operation. Oh, and a galactic conspiracy is threatening all of humanity. It's up to me and my new feline friend to set things right. A civil war's brewing on ...

Secrets from the past. Powers hidden from sight. To save her future, she’ll have to trace the pint-sized pawprints. Willow Harper struggles to scratch out a home of her own. After burying her adoptive parents, the lonely barista trades in her microwave meals and dead-end espresso gig to follow a pair of fast-talking felines who claim to serve her birth relatives. But the raven-haired outsider fears her newfound curiosity may get her killed when her family reunion is cut short by a fatal poisoning. Accused of the dastardly deed and forbidden to leave the enchanted town unless her name is ...

"This series is my top reading escape, with colorful characters you care about, a great setting, good mystery plots--and a funny, heartwarming cat!" ~Reviewer "I'm former Secret Service, current Postal Service...and my little town of Ohia on Maui has crime mysteries as wild and crazy as anything I dealt with in DC!" ~Kat Smith, women sleuth, with her cat Tiki at her side to solve whatever comes up on a tiny island in Hawaii. "I hope this series never ends! Favorite cozies of all time." ~Reviewer

A botched jump off the kitchen cabinets activates something Mittens never expected—a SYSTEM interface that tracks her stats, issues quests, and has absolutely no respect for her dignity. When raccoons breach the perimeter, she'll need to level up fast. The problem? Her only available party member is a beagle who thinks "stealth" means barking slightly quieter.

Welcome to the backwoods, where moonshine, meth, stolen dogs, and bad decisions are just part of the scenery. For Walker, it was supposed to be a simple favor for a friend. Instead, it turned into a week of crazies, hermits, missing mutts, and little old ladies searching for lost love. She said the trip would be easy. Said it was for a good cause. What she forgot to mention was the part about hauling a one-hundred-twenty-pound protection dog and a goat halfway across Arkansas in his van alongside a mystery woman he’d never met. “For your safety,” she told him. Turns out she was right....

Murder, mayhem, and a little bit of magic… Welcome to Castle Point, Maine, where the dearly departed are anything but quiet. Carrigan Critt thought inheriting the family funeral home was the biggest challenge of her forties—until she started seeing ghosts. Now, with her best friends, Radleigh the drag queen mortician and Trixie the crafty shop owner, she finds herself caught up in murder investigations, reluctant matchmaking attempts by her high-society mother, crochet sessions, an endless supply of coffee at the Chatterbox Café and cats. Lots and lots of cats. This charming box set ...

Walker thought living full-time on the road in an RV with his bobtail cat was unpredictable enough – until he picked up Aurora, a hitchhiking fortune teller, who spikes his tea, steals his wallet, and vanishes like a tarot-reading ghost. Her parting gift? A series of predictions that keep coming true in the most annoying ways possible -starting with the sudden arrival of Maddie, a prickly ex-FBI agent who hijacks his bed and drags him into a mess of secrets, scams, and missing money. As Walker chases down Aurora's trail of cryptic clues, his Winnebago turns into a rolling circus of shady ...

From NY Times and USA Today Bestselling author Josie Litton, writing as J.K. Litton, a wickedly funny cozy romantic mystery for the holidays"A quirky, funny, small town mystery that had me smiling and laughing--" Amazon reader "Loved this story, I could not put it down"--Amazon reader "Intrigue, humor and small town appeal"--Amazon reader "A captivating whodunit, a charming town with quirky characters and a second chance at love"--Amazon reader When Santa turns up dead in his sled during the holiday pageant in the charming Westchester County village of Mulberry Falls, former paralegal ...

What happens when we can’t joke about some of the most important stuff in life? In a 2019 study, 40% of people reported censoring themselves out of fear that voicing their views would alienate them from the people they care about most. Those people should probably not read this book in public...

Paranormal Women’s Fiction from #1 Amazon bestseller, J.R. Rain, and New York Times bestseller, H.P. Mallory! The women of Haven Hollow aren’t your typical forty-something singles. Poppy’s a gypsy who creates potions, Wanda’s a witch, Fifi’s a succubus, Libby’s a zombie, Darla was once a ghost but now she’s corporeal and Bailey’s a medium. When they find themselves forming an unlikely friendship over potion-brewing and booze, Wanda decides their impromptu group needs a name. But, somehow, ‘Flushed and Forty,’ ‘The Haven Hollow Hoochies,’ and ‘The Witchy Winos’ ...

"This series is my favorite new addiction!"~ Reviewer The coconut wireless is always humming in Ohia, Maui—and the latest topic of gossip is me, Kat Smith. I’m Secret Service, not Postal Service—but I feel like a criminal when I’m appointed postmaster to a cozy little village on Maui. Turns out I’ve stolen a well-earned promotion from beloved Auntie Pua Chang, who’s been there forever—when all I want to do is hide out in paradise until the witch hunt to kill my career is over. I haven't been in Ohia a day when Tiki the post office cat brings a prize to my doorstep—a piece of...

"This series is my favorite new addiction! I want the Miss Fortune to escape to Maui, too!" ~ Reader My name is Kat Smith, and my new life as postmaster of the tiny town of Ohia on Maui was beginning to settle down. No new dead bodies had turned up for months! And then, the UPS guy spotted a little girl in the window of a house where no child was known to live. My former Secret Service training kicked in. I had to investigate, no matter what Mr. K, my boyfriend, attack cat Tiki, or Aunt Fae said about how far I'd go to find out what happened… to a child who might not even be real. "Pau ...

Something strange is happening at Camp Honmoon. So-min expected a boring summer at camp. Just singing practice, sunshine, and three peaceful weeks away from middle school drama. But the lake has other plans. When campfire songs start echoing back wrong and a chained door begins humming in the middle of the night, So-min and her friends realize something at camp is very wrong. Something that has been waiting a long time to be finished. Now So-min, Mina, Ji-hoon, Brian, and a suspiciously judgmental cat named Princess Meow Destroyer have eighteen days to solve the mystery before Talent Night ...