Funny Cat

Big type, simple words, and bright illustrations will capture your early reader's attention in this fun book featuring an adorable brown cat. This level one reader uses words directly from the Dolch Pre-primer Word List. Perfect for shared reading or those just beginning to read alone. By bestselling author Cindy Bracken.

Learn how to persuade cats--the world's most skeptical and cautious negotiators--with this primer on rhetoric and argument from the New York Times bestselling author of Thank You for Arguing! Cats are skilled manipulators who can talk you into just about anything without a single word. They can...

"A chuckle on every page!"~Reviewer The funny, wild and wacky crime-solving adventures of Kat Smith, a Secret Service Agent turned postmaster sleuth, and her cat Tiki in the tiny town of Ohia, on Maui in Hawaii. Meet colorful characters and solve crimes in a paradise setting you'll never want to leave in this immersive trilogy! "I'm Kat Smith, ex-Secret Service, current Postmaster...and these are my adventures solving crime in the village of Ohia on Maui." gs "This series is my favorite new addiction!"~ Reviewer

A Hilarious Collection of Cat Humor for Cat Lovers If you believe cats are funny, then this book is made for you. 100 Funny Cat Jokes is a laugh-packed cat jokes book filled with clean, clever humor that celebrates everything we love about cats. From playful wordplay to silly punchlines, these jokes about cats are perfect for kids, adults, and lifelong cat fans. A Funny Cat Book for Kids and the Young at Heart This funny cat book for kids features family-friendly jokes that are easy to read, fun to share, and perfect for young readers. Whether it’s bedtime, road trips, or classroom fun, ...

Our cozy small town on Maui has a new mystery: the suspicious collapse of one of our dearest Red Hat ladies. I’m Kat Smith, former Secret Service, current Postmaster in Ohia on Maui, and this time, my one-eared former feral feline Tiki is helping me find a killer who’s stirred up a real witches’ brew of trouble. All my hot pilot boyfriend Keone and I can do is try to keep up with that crazy cat, and hope we find the perpetrator before anyone else falls prey to a bad cup of tea. “Love this fun series! Strong capable women who have their flaws and hardships but solve their cases with ...

Meow there, cosmic explorers! 🐱✨ Ready to embark on a paw-some journey through the universe? Buckle up your space harnesses, because "Astrophysics for Cats" is about to take you on a wild ride across the cosmos! 🌟 Ever wondered what happens when you mix quantum physics with catnip? Or how black holes relate to the art of napping? This book has all the answers and more! In "Astrophysics for Cats," you'll discover: The Big Bang theory, explained through the ultimate hairball explosion 💥 Dark matter: the universe's invisible cat toy 🎱 How to navigate wormholes like a pro (hint: ...

Welcome to Sarah’s Eatery, where the food is to-die-for! Escaping a dreadful marriage and an angry ex-husband, Kylie Berry moves to the small town of Camden Falls, Kentucky, to run her cousin’s café, Sarah’s Eatery. Only one problem: Kylie can’t cook to save her life, and the longtime chef walks out on Kylie’s first day. "Winters will have you giggling into your book!" Answering the call for a new chef, in walks lovely Rachel Summers, a friendly local brownie-addict who immediately gets the job. But when Rachel is found dead a few hours later, all fingers point to Kylie and her ...

Sticking their noses where they are most definitely not wanted. Despairing of their humans, these pets take it upon themselves to solve the cases they see as only cats and dogs can. Whether they sniff out the clues or fool the criminals into thinking they are harmless pets to be ignored, Rex, Amber, Buster, and more enjoy escapades a plenty in this fun collection of short stories. Grab your copy and be ready for the fur to fly! Includes: Police Dog - Day One Amber's Bust The Little Lost Dachshund Hell Cat Hell Hounds The Clown, the Witch, and the Cat The Case of the Missing Pasty

The cats of America are under siege! Long gone are the good old days when a cat’s biggest worries were mean dogs or a bath. Modern cats must confront satanists, online predators, the possibility of needing to survive in a post-apocalyptic wasteland, and countless other threats to their nine...

From NY Times and USA Today Bestselling author Josie Litton, writing as J.K. Litton, a wickedly funny cozy romantic mystery for the holidays "A quirky, funny, small town mystery that had me smiling and laughing--" Amazon reader "Loved this story, I could not put it down"--Amazon reader "Intrigue, humor and small town appeal"--Amazon reader "A captivating whodunit, a charming town with quirky characters and a second chance at love"--Amazon reader When Santa turns up dead in his sled during the holiday pageant in the charming Westchester County village of Mulberry Falls, former paralegal ...

A laugh-out-loud mystery book for kids ages 7 and up, with claws, clues… and cats that don’t mess around. Pouch McGee: Cat. Detective. Bowtie enthusiast. And Whiskerton’s only hope. When the humans wake up to find the tuna missing, it’s not just a snack crisis—it’s a full-blown animal mystery for kids packed with clues, chaos, and one very dramatic sidekick. Enter Pouch McGee: calm, clever, and always dressed for justice. With help from dramatic fluffball Simon, stealth queen Shadori, and snarky strategist Finley, Pouch must crack the case of the Great Tuna Heist—before the ...

Christmas matchmaking, festive cocktails, and a killer hiding under the mistletoe. Kat Calloway expected her new catering business to survive the holiday rush. She did not expect Gramartha’s “no one alone for Christmas” speed-dating dinners to put a murder in her kitchen orbit. When demanding and repeat guest Diane Whitfield is found dead after meeting a promising match, Kat’s instincts start simmering. With razor-sharp Ben tracking gossip and Gramartha defending her guest list, Kat starts sorting clues from all the holiday chaos. The suspects are anything but merry. Diane’s ...

Get ready for five purr-fectly funny Thanksgiving adventures! Thanksgiving is almost here, and Whiskers the Cat and his best friends—Nutty, Splash, and Buzzy—are getting ready for a holiday filled with delicious food, silly surprises, and wonderful memories! But when Whiskers is around, even the simplest Thanksgiving plans can turn into hilarious adventures! Whiskers the Cat Happy Thanksgiving features 5 cute and funny Thanksgiving stories for kids ages 4–8, filled with laughter, friendship, kindness, and heartwarming holiday moments. Inside this delightful collection, children will ...

"This series is my favorite new addiction! I want the Miss Fortune to escape to Maui, too!" ~ Reader My name is Kat Smith, and my new life as postmaster of the tiny town of Ohia on Maui was beginning to settle down. No new dead bodies had turned up for months! And then, the UPS guy spotted a little girl in the window of a house where no child was known to live. My former Secret Service training kicked in. I had to investigate, no matter what Mr. K, my boyfriend, attack cat Tiki, or Aunt Fae said about how far I'd go to find out what happened… to a child who might not even be real. "Pau ...

A viral video. A dead influencer. A cat who knows more than he’s letting on. When a video of Marmalade the cat stealing a croissant goes viral overnight, Elsie Hart’s cozy café is flooded with tourists, reporters, and one very charismatic influencer. But the fame turns deadly when the influencer is found dead in the alley behind the Cosy Cup, and Elsie’s beloved café is at the centre of the storm. As fake reviews flood in and the online narrative spirals, Elsie must untangle a web of small-town secrets, digital extortion, and a silent partner hiding in plain sight. Her only ...

Cat Humor, kitten humor, feline funny, Cat Comedy, Kitty laughs, Cat Parody YOUR HAIRLESS CAT HAS BEEN BALD LONG ENOUGH. For generations,Sphynx cats have suffered from an alarming lack of hair, questionable obedience, and virtually no ability to hold office supplies. Dr. Alopecia von Follicle has decided to do something about it. After years of unauthorized research with her longtime companion and research associate, Walter Gunther von Follicle, she proudly presents 9½ scientifically questionable Cat Humor, Hairless Cat tricks, including: SIT & STAY — The Fundamentals of Appearing to Be ...

Welcome to the backwoods, where moonshine, meth, stolen dogs, and bad decisions are just part of the scenery. For Walker, it was supposed to be a simple favor for a friend. Instead, it turned into a week of crazies, hermits, missing mutts, and little old ladies searching for lost love. She said the trip would be easy. Said it was for a good cause. What she forgot to mention was the part about hauling a one-hundred-twenty-pound protection dog and a goat halfway across Arkansas in his van alongside a mystery woman he’d never met. “For your safety,” she told him. Turns out she was right....

"This series is my favorite new addiction!"~ Reviewer The coconut wireless is always humming in Ohia, Maui—and the latest topic of gossip is me, Kat Smith. I’m Secret Service, not Postal Service—but I feel like a criminal when I’m appointed postmaster to a cozy little village on Maui. Turns out I’ve stolen a well-earned promotion from beloved Auntie Pua Chang, who’s been there forever—when all I want to do is hide out in paradise until the witch hunt to kill my career is over. I haven't been in Ohia a day when Tiki the post office cat brings a prize to my doorstep—a piece of...

Five Halloween adventures. One curious cat. Plenty of pumpkins, costumes, candy, and laughs! Halloween has arrived in Whiskers’ cozy little village, and everyone’s favorite curious cat is ready for some festive fun! Join Whiskers the Cat and his friends Nutty, Buzzy, and Splash as they chase a runaway pumpkin, survive a hilarious costume mix-up, investigate a mysterious ghost in the pumpkin patch, bounce along on a wobbly Halloween hayride, and follow a trail of missing treats through the village. These five cute and funny short stories are filled with colorful autumn adventures, ...

Grab your backpack, pack the marshmallows, and get ready to go camping with Whiskers! Whiskers the Cat and his best friends—Nutty, Buzzy, and Splash—are heading to Pinecone Camp for five funny, cozy, and unforgettable outdoor adventures. Of course, camping with Whiskers never goes exactly as planned. First, there’s a tent that refuses to cooperate. Then the friends turn pinecones into their very own campground band, attempt to build a towering stack of s’mores, create a glowing firefly lantern parade, and stay up late for an amazing meteor shower beneath the stars. Whiskers the Cat:...