Everybody-Loves-Large-Chests

3 books in series
4.5 out of 5 stars 7,395 ratings

Morningwood: Everybody Loves Large Chests (Vol.1) Publisher's Summary

Large chests are said to encompass all manner of hopes and dreams. Men covet them. Women envy them. But one fact holds true - everyone wants to get their hands on some big ones.

The same holds true for one intrepid adventurer - a strapping young lad by the name of Himmel. Armed with his grandfather's trusty longsword and the dream of being the strongest, he sets out on the journey of a lifetime! It is sure to be a long and dangerous road, fraught with danger! And it all starts with a simple test - reach Level Five in the dungeon called the "newbie zone" and earn the right to become a full-fledged adventurer!

However, such things get hopelessly derailed when his adolescent mind beholds an exposed chest for the first time - a fateful meeting that would inevitably lead his life in a direction he never even dreamed of!

Content warning: Gore, violence, explicit sexual scenes

Everybody Loves Large Chests was first brought to Jeff Hays on Soundbooth Theater Live, his live streaming narration show. Since then, it has been the most consistently requested and enjoyed title by fans. So much so, that Neven Iliev finally decided to approach us to put out a full audio version of the first arc in Boxxy's adventures!

The Soundbooth Theater team for this production:

Jeff Hays - Narration, Characters, Production Supervision
Dalton Lynne - Proofing
Alex Tate - Production, Editing, Mastering

©2017 Neven Iliev (P)2017 Jeff Hays
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  • Book 1

    • Morningwood: Everybody Loves Large Chests (Vol.1)

    • By: Neven Iliev
    • Narrated by: Jeff Hays
    • Length: 8 hrs and 24 mins
    • Unabridged
    • Overall
      4.5 out of 5 stars 3,847
    • Performance
      4.5 out of 5 stars 3,650
    • Story
      4.5 out of 5 stars 3,649

    Large chests are said to encompass all manner of hopes and dreams. Men covet them. Women envy them. But one fact holds true - everyone wants to get their hands on some big ones. The same holds true for one intrepid adventurer - a strapping young lad by the name of Himmel. Armed with his grandfather's trusty longsword and the dream of being the strongest, he sets out on the journey of a lifetime!

    • 5 out of 5 stars
    • Really Entertaining

    • By HeatherY on 11-23-17

    Regular price: $18.56

  • Book 2

    • Fizzlesprocket: Everybody Loves Large Chests - Vol. 2

    • By: Neven Iliev
    • Narrated by: Jeff Hays
    • Length: 10 hrs and 22 mins
    • Unabridged
    • Overall
      5 out of 5 stars 2,255
    • Performance
      5 out of 5 stars 2,131
    • Story
      5 out of 5 stars 2,128

    Things are not well within the Lodrak Empire. An entire city goes up in smoke and ash, and an entire province is slowly being consumed by an ever-expanding cloud of death. But while the humans rally to contain the fallout of this disaster, they are much quicker to pin the blame for it on their elven neighbors to the north. With centuries' worth of strife and bad blood between the two nations flaring up, all out war is rapidly becoming an inevitability.

    • 5 out of 5 stars
    • Tasty!

    • By Grunkle Tiro on 03-18-18

    Regular price: $24.95

  • Book 3

    • Vortena: Everybody Loves Large Chests, Volume 3

    • By: Neven Iliev
    • Narrated by: Jeff Hays
    • Length: 14 hrs and 11 mins
    • Unabridged
    • Overall
      5 out of 5 stars 1,293
    • Performance
      5 out of 5 stars 1,227
    • Story
      5 out of 5 stars 1,227

    What happens when one takes a murderous psychopath and forces them to team up with a cowardly tinkerer? Though not a question Jeremiah ever expected to ponder, he is nevertheless looking forward to seeing what the aforementioned duo will cook up. Success or failure does not matter to Richard, only that the journey be entertaining.     

    • 5 out of 5 stars
    • Boxy's back and your gonna be in trouble . . .

    • By Ray Johnson on 10-31-18

    Regular price: $27.13