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    • My Big Fat Russian Divorce 1.1

    • By: Ralph Clayton
    • Narrated by: Marlin May
    • Length: 4 hrs and 29 mins
    • Unabridged
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    This is me in all my glorious and pathetic splendor, I'm the result of treacherous fate. This life is something that I could have never guessed. A choice that I would never have made, a shotgun-suicide that I would have never committed. Who would ever choose to become a brainless zombie begging for brains? No one in their right mind would do such a despicable thing. Boring sheep! All of them, I say. Quite unfortunately for me I'm not just anyone.

    Regular price: $14.95

    • Suenos De Terabytes Del Senor Majestuoso: Una Novela Corta [Terabyte Dreams by the Majestic Man: A Novella]

    • By: Ralph Clayton
    • Narrated by: Francisco Javier Gomez
    • Length: 1 hr and 46 mins
    • Unabridged
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      5 out of 5 stars 1
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    Es él, El Hombre Majestuoso. él está busca su propio destino, sin embargo él es incapaz de encontrarlo. Esta es la vida de un paria y rebelde, un antihéroe que quiere ser libre de todo. él no vive en la realidad, sino en otro lugar, donde los sueños oscuros podría hacerse realidad. Su pasado lo persigue sin cesar con la esperanza de retribución divina.

    Regular price: $6.95

    • Tales from the Motherland

    • By: Ralph Clayton
    • Narrated by: William "Bill" Word
    • Length: 6 hrs and 54 mins
    • Unabridged
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    This is the life of several different characters that live and die in Mother Russia. This is their story and how it all ends and begins at the same time. The Majestic Man is the magical spark that joins them all, together as one, separated as none. The story of the great anti-hero and how it all began in The Motherland. In a basement, Mr. Pickles is struggling, his friends are slowly fading away into oblivion. Rufus the Thug is driving a black Mercedes, he's driving Construct Karl to the airport.

    • 5 out of 5 stars
    • Tales From the Motherland is a must listen!

    • By Anonymous User on 09-27-17

    Regular price: $19.95

    • Of Nukes and Horses - A Short Story

    • Memories from the Motherland
    • By: Ralph Clayton
    • Narrated by: William "Bill" Word
    • Length: 48 mins
    • Unabridged
    • Overall
      4.5 out of 5 stars 29
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    Construct Karl is on a secret mission: he needs to find The Majestic Man. Lost in action a couple years ago, his whereabouts are unknown. An answer needs to be found. Where is he? What's he been doing all this time? In reality he's been secretly plotting megalomaniac dreams of worldwide conquest. This is his dream and Karl must stop him at all cost. Or else....

    • 1 out of 5 stars
    • Went no where

    • By Amazon Customer on 10-26-16

    Regular price: $3.95

    • The Child from Siberia

    • Memories from the Motherland
    • By: Ralph Clayton
    • Narrated by: Gabriel Gordon
    • Length: 42 mins
    • Unabridged
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    Dima is alone, an orphan in life. Born in a small village in the Siberian Taiga, he must find his destiny. With nothing in his pockets, one day he starts a journey. No direction and no purpose - that's his life. A series of unfortunate events slowly and gradually turn him in to a criminal. Dima the thug, that's who he is. Will he ever find peace? Will he free himself from his criminal life?

    Regular price: $3.95

    • W3t Laik a Wh0r3

    • A Novel
    • By: Ralph Clayton
    • Narrated by: Reaghan Haide
    • Length: 4 hrs and 24 mins
    • Unabridged
    • Overall
      5 out of 5 stars 1
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    Welcome to my life, the online WebStar and adult performer. The world has never seen anyone else like me before. Born as a nobody in a forgotten village in the middle of nowhere, I was able to choke destiny with my very own two hands. I rose from the ashes of the old to become who I am now, your one and only eternal goddess. This is me, your delightful purple candy. Take my invitation and I shall make you free in my own Mesopotamian paradise. It's so devilish good, you'll never want to go back. Lose yourself in me.

    Regular price: $14.95

    • The Purple Lotus of the Orient

    • Memories from the Motherland
    • By: Ralph Clayton
    • Narrated by: Brooke Taylor
    • Length: 40 mins
    • Unabridged
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    In the misty mountains near Yangtze River, there is a remote village. This is the place where she was born, The Purple Lotus. A poor farmer girl who will rise from the ashes of the old, like a phoenix. She will fly high above the sky reaching for the scorching sun. This is her destiny, to be free from bondage. This is her beginning, her one and only moment.

    Regular price: $3.95

    • The Fat Boy from Tbilisi

    • Memories from the Motherland
    • By: Ralph Clayton
    • Narrated by: Gabriel Gordon
    • Length: 45 mins
    • Unabridged
    • Overall
      3 out of 5 stars 2
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      3.5 out of 5 stars 2
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      3 out of 5 stars 2

    A young man named Peter is inside a car. He's travelling to meet the boss. This is a very important meeting. His life depends on it. This meeting will decide his future, to live or die. The big boss will decide this. Welcome to Mother Russia and the criminal underworld in capital city. Money can buy it all. Everything is just about getting the money.

    • 1 out of 5 stars
    • Boring, no point, poorly researched

    • By J. MCILVENNA on 11-19-16

    Regular price: $3.95

    • A Spoon Full of Misery and a Bowl of Borsh

    • Memories from the Motherland
    • By: Ralph Clayton
    • Narrated by: Ricardo Ferrari
    • Length: 46 mins
    • Unabridged
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      5 out of 5 stars 1
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    Grandma Mary is an educated, yet financially poor woman. She struggles every day to pay the bills and to put some food on the table. The only one she has in life is her grandson Misha. She works for a wealthy family in Rublevka, yet this doesn't improve her situation. A tragic event will turn her life upside down, completely changing the existence of both Mary and Misha. This is the story about a little boy who had everything and nothing at the same time.

    • 5 out of 5 stars
    • Incredible narration!

    • By Ekaterina Maletova on 02-12-16

    Regular price: $3.95

    • The Russian Wedding - A Short Story

    • Memories from the Motherland
    • By: Ralph Clayton
    • Narrated by: Alan Weyman
    • Length: 1 hr and 17 mins
    • Unabridged
    • Overall
      4 out of 5 stars 5
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      4.5 out of 5 stars 5
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      4 out of 5 stars 5

    This is my life, one mistake at a time. Worker-bee goes to work, sip coffee, step forward, one, two, three. I'm a brainless zombie with no purpose in life. Feed me brains and I'll eat 'em raw with some Tabasco. Worst mistake in my life, getting married to the perfect Russian princess. Her beautiful face hides treacherous intent. She'll suck you dry like a lemon until you have no juice left. Out of life, out of money, out of any hopes and dreams. This is your life, suck it up and don't complain.

    • 5 out of 5 stars
    • First-rate love manual written by a young cowboy

    • By Evgeniya on 04-21-16

    Regular price: $6.95

    • Terabyte Dreams by the Majestic Man

    • By: Ralph Clayton
    • Narrated by: Daniel J. Purcell
    • Length: 1 hr and 6 mins
    • Unabridged
    • Overall
      5 out of 5 stars 2
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    It's him, the majestic man. He's searching for fate, yet he can't find it just yet. This is the life of an outcast, an anti-hero who wants to be free. He lives not in reality but somewhere else, where dark dreams might come true. His past chases him endlessly in hope of retribution. One day, it might just catch up, and then destiny unfolds. This is his life, one mistake at a time. One bad choice after the other.

    Regular price: $6.95

    • A Bed of Roses

    • Memories from the Motherland
    • By: Ralph Clayton
    • Narrated by: Nick Wescott
    • Length: 35 mins
    • Unabridged
    • Overall
      5 out of 5 stars 2
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    Life is but a dream, a construct, an illusion of our minds. Space monkey to earth, over. No response, it's all inside my head. The moment before the moment, when I decided to be someone else, someone better. It's all a lie...Natasha is my witness. My head hurts, where am I? I don't remember how I got here. Perhaps, this is just a dream or something else. Perhaps a nightmare? Wake up, wake up little man. Reality is about to smash you against the wall.

    • 5 out of 5 stars
    • Enjoyed

    • By Dasha on 01-22-16

    Regular price: $3.95