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In this final epic battle, Donald Fart and his Monster Farts face the most powerful villain of them all - White Queen and her Monster Pimples! The round giant Miss Monster Pimple and her army full of Whiteheads and Blackheads are full of pus and blood ready to squeeze and squirt over any fart gas that blows in the wind. When the pimples unleash their power, they can blind even the most powerful Fart alive. Whoever controls Gas Mountain controls it all.

It was a glorious day. Farts had signed a peace treaty with the Burps. The celebration included fart bubbles and confartti flying from the gassiest hills on Fartville. Trumpets blasted out of butts. Farts shook hands with Burps. Everybody was happy until a new invader came flying from the sky. They were snotty, gooey, slimy Boogers that would stop at nothing until they controlled Gas Mountain. Whoever controls the fart gasses, controls it all.

If you love farts, boogers, burps, and pimples, then you do not want to miss the Monster Fart Wars and the battle to control Gas Mountain. Mayor Donald Fart gets invaded by the Boogers in part one, and his team of Farts is fighting off the Boogers by calling in the extra farty - Monster Farts! A non-stop and can't stop laughing middle-school book that will make feel just - gross! If you love grossness, don't miss this one.

If you find the prospects of making money exciting, if you get the feeling there is wealth hidden in the real estate market in your community, and if you desire to learn demonstrably successful techniques to apply in your own ventures, then The Art of Wholesaling Properties: How to Buy and Sell Real Estate Without Cash or Credit will give you the guidance and education you need to begin wholesaling homes and generating profits without using your own cash or credit.

El modelo de las franquicias de las grandes empresas de bienes raíces está muriendo lentamente. El nuevo modelo disruptivo del cien por ciento de comisión de corretaje ha sacudido a la industria de bienes raíces y ha permitido a los compradores de vivienda, inversores, agentes de bienes raíces y corredores ganar miles de dólares.

Big-box franchise realties are slowly dying. The new disruptive 100 percent commission brokerage model has rocked the real-estate industry and allowed homebuyers, investors, real-estate agents, and brokers to make thousands of dollars. You will receive step-by-step coaching from Aram Shah, who built one of the largest 100 percent commission brokerages across the country, with over 500 real-estate agents.

Learn from this proven how-to guide to gain points on the LSAT - quick! It's simple, concise, and teaches you the fundamentals on how to think before stepping into a test prep course or taking the LSAT. It's the ultimate primer: it's necessary. Caution: If you're scoring above a 150, then this book is not for you! Now is the best time to apply to law school: applications are down, and schools want you. Let LSAT Necessary be your first step to success.

At Sandy Furlow Middle School, something strange is happening. Johnny and Alex have realized that every day that passes, another little boy or girl goes missing. It turns out the evil witch Ms. Eisenstein is back! This time she came with an army to destroy Johnny and his sidekick Alex for good. What Johnny and Alex don't realize is that Ms. Eisenstein has a secret weapon that will turn all the little boys and girls from Sandy Furlow Middle School into brain-dead zombie robots. Her name is Hailey.

Brady is no ordinary soon-to-be sixth grader. He has a hidden magic power that only he can tap into. As he is anxiously waiting for the start of middle school, he falls asleep. As Brady tosses and turns in his bed, his soul is awakened by an evil Demon. Soon Brady begins to sleepwalk and travels through Mirror World and enters a foreign land with no turning back unless he accomplishes the Demon's tasks. Here he faces his toughest battles with Drogs, Oak Beasts, and evil Molts. But, he gets help from some Ground Folk that leads him safely to the Lady of the City that rules Horizon City.

Johnny has a terrible nightmare. He's soaking wet. It's only a dream, he thinks. As Johnny gets ready to go to school, there's a very weird thing going on. There's no one on the school bus or at school. The only people that are there are Monster Zombies, and they are out to take over the town - and Johnny!

This story is about a little girl named Susie Sue who teaches Blue Tickle Monster how to laugh before bedtime. A great story for parents, children, teachers, and counselors with an entertaining way to teach kids about facing fears, creating friendships, and laughing. Ages four and up.

Conozcan a Ashton. Tiene cuatro años. Siempre gana en su escuela. A él le gusta ser el más rápido y el más listo. ¡Ama GANAR de una forma u otra! Pero no esta vez; cuando trata de ganar en casa, hiere los sentimientos de su hermana menor y la hace llorar. Ashton aprende una valiosa lección de TRABAJO EN EQUIPO y lo que significa GANAR en equipo. También aprende que si no gana todo el equipo, él no puede ganar solo.

Princess Katie meets Kitty, who shows her the true meaning of friendship, companionship, and love.

Meet Bradley. He's four years old and is a good boy. But he does a very bad thing. He puts his finger in his nose and then in his mouth. He continues this and realizes he cannot stop. To overcome this bad habit, he falls down a mysterious cave one day and meets Germy, who teaches him about good and bad germs, breaking habits, and all the bad things that can happen if he continues.

Meet Connor. He's four years old. He's a teaser at school. He thinks it is cool to copy others. But when someone plays the same game with him, he realizes how it feels to be copied. Connor learns a valuable lesson of respect and what it means to have self-control.

A cute story that teaches the lessons of sharing, caring, and impulse control. Meet Kyle. He loves toys. Every time he sees a toy he really likes, he wants to take it! His eyes begin to stare, and then he starts to glare. Kyle learns a valuable lesson about not taking toys that are not his and instead, sharing with others.

Meet Mansi. She's six years old. She lives in a wooden house in a forest far away. Her deepest fear is to fall asleep in the night, because she thinks a mean monster is waiting to take her away. Mansi's mummy, daddy, and brother do everything they can to protect her, but the only real way she overcomes her fear is to fall asleep and meet the big, fluffy, blue monster, Magoo, in person.

Meet Ashton. He's four years old. He always wins at his school. He likes to be the fastest and smartest. He loves to win no matter what! But not this time; when he tries to win at home, he hurts his baby sister's feelings and makes her cry. Ashton learns a valuable lesson of teamwork and what it means to win as a team. He learns that without the entire team winning, he cannot win alone.

Conozcan a Mansi. Ella tiene seis años. Vive en una casa de madera en un bosque lejano. Su miedo más profundo es conciliar el sueño por las noches porque cree que un malvado monstruo está esperando para llevársela. La mamá, el papá y el hermano de Mansi hacen todo lo posible para protegerla, pero la única manera real de superar su miedo es caer dormida y conocer al gran monstruo azul, suave y esponjoso Magoo en persona.

Meet Ronnie. He is obsessed with a particular game. He gets carried away with Rumble League and loses sight of other important things and people in his life. His friends begin to distance themselves from him because he loses control of himself in this game and doesn't consider their feelings. Ronnie learns the value of friendship, teamwork, and time management.