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    • When Darkness Falls, He Doesn't Catch It

    • By: Ross Patterson
    • Narrated by: Ross Patterson
    • Length: 6 hrs and 14 mins
    • Unabridged
    • Overall
      5 out of 5 stars 218
    • Performance
      5 out of 5 stars 201
    • Story
      5 out of 5 stars 200

    You’re goddamn right. I’m still sitting at the same weathered wooden table in the back of Manhattan’s oldest bar where I just finished my first masterpiece, At Night She Cries, While He Rides His Steed. The second I finished it, I started writing this one. I’m now 14 beers deep, and I’ve polished off an entire eight ball of yay. The phrase “everything in moderation” applies to everything except cocaine, booze, and prostitutes.

    • 5 out of 5 stars
    • A masterclass in being a man, disguised as fiction

    • By Bohican_ on 09-12-18

    Regular price: $19.95

    • At Night She Cries, While He Rides His Steed

    • By: Ross Patterson
    • Narrated by: Ross Patterson
    • Length: 6 hrs and 23 mins
    • Unabridged
    • Overall
      4.5 out of 5 stars 727
    • Performance
      5 out of 5 stars 671
    • Story
      4.5 out of 5 stars 673

    Saint James Street James is a tall, extremely muscular, 32-year-old man whose attributes and possessions include a mind stronger than Socrates on acid; a magnificent horse he loves more than anything in the world; a package so large that it requires a signature; a beautiful, passionate wife with a rack so perfect it belongs on a billiard table; a shit ton of children; and his own personal gold mine. His life, set in 1849 against the backdrop of the California gold rush, is one long parade of amazing sex, dynamite montages, and whiskey.

    • 5 out of 5 stars
    • WTF!!

    • By Andrew on 06-24-16

    Regular price: $34.99