Showing results by narrator "Lorain O'Neil" in All Categories

Remy's just graduated college and...been kidnapped! And she doesn't have the vaguest idea why. But intractable businessman Isaiah Grommet knows why, knows what he's purchased, knows what Remy was bred for, knows what she is: a Liar Charm. Remy and her newfound little talent will be invaluable to his billionaire empire - voluntary or not! But when it comes to gilded servitude, hipster Remy has some pretty intractable ideas of her own, creatively inventive ones if you want to be charitable, brain-bleached hilarious ones if you want to be accurate.

Seven-year-old Polonia Appleseed cowered in terror the night her daddy died and the unknown killer escaped, a pair of sparkly hearted men’s underwear the only clue. But Polonia’s grown up now, and with all the suspects gathering after her uncle George’s unfortunately fatal buttocalypse, Polonia’s decided to let one rip of her own; she'll lure the killer out of hiding by doing exactly what her daddy did: scam millions right under everyone’s noses!