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The Metamorphosis is a novella written by Franz Kafka that was first published in 1915.

Q. What is a baker’s favorite snake? A. A pie-thon. Q. What’s the smelliest body part? A. The nose. You’re only eight once, so enjoy it with the gift of laughter! Awesome Jokes for 8 Year Olds is a fun collection of silly jokes that every eight-year-old should know! This fun joke book would be an ideal gift, making it a perfect Christmas stocking filler, or a fun birthday gift for eight-year-olds.

You’re only five once, so enjoy it with the gift of laughter! Awesome Jokes for 5 Year Olds is a fun collection of silly jokes that every 5-year-old should know. This book is part of a series of joke books made for young children.

Q. Why did the fish stay home from school? A. He was feeling eel. You’re only six once, so enjoy it with the gift of laughter! Awesome Jokes for 6 Year Olds is a fun collection of silly jokes that every six-year-old should know! This book is part of a series of joke books made for five to nine-year-olds. 

What kind of lion isn’t scary? A. A dande-lion. What do you call it when cows lead an uprising? A. Udder chaos. You’re only seven once, so enjoy it with the gift of laughter! Awesome Jokes for 7 Year Olds is a fun collection of silly jokes that every seven-year-old should know! This fun joke book would be an ideal gift, making it a perfect Christmas stocking filler, or a fun birthday gift for seven-year-olds. This book is part of a series of joke books made for five to nine-year-olds. 

Published in 1916, this story is over a hundred years old, yet its message is just as relevant today as it was in 1916. Perhaps even more so. Why? Because never have we had greater access to information yet at the same time we’ve never been more deficient in common sense. Advertising legend David Ogilvy believed this book changed his life and was so passionate about its message that he had his employees read it every year. This is less a book about advertising, or even about Adams himself, as much as it’s a book about the power of mindset.

When it comes to murder, nothing is as it seems. After being laid off from his job as a newspaper reporter in a coastal Florida town, Dexter Vega meets a wealthy retiree who hires him to find his daughter who is supposed to be attending the local college. When Vega visits his client to inform him that his daughter is in Mexico, he discovers the man has been murdered. And Vega's prints are all over the murder weapon. As the police build a case against him, Vega flies to Mexico City.

Another planet. Zero survival skills. Would you survive? Or would you do your best to find your own happy place and pretend that nothing has changed? Until you are staring blankly into the eyes of all that has changed. Would you go on a murderous killing spree or would you allow yourself to be someone else's dinner? With help from the remnants of an extinct civilization and the emotional support of others that refused to be meals for the Goran, the protagonist fights a few battles both internal and outwardly for the benefit of those that have become his family.

You’re only nine once, so enjoy it with the gift of laughter! Awesome Jokes for 9 Year Olds is a fun collection of silly jokes that every nine-year-old should know!  

Austin Kyle just wants to be a normal freshman at college, get a girl, make some friends, maybe even make it to a class or two. Except that he isn't normal. Due to a car accident in high school, and the resulting blood transfusions needed to save him, he now carries the cure for cancer in his blood. Austin's girlfriend, Mia, has been suffering from leukemia. She tries to hide her sickness from Austin and their growing band of friends, wanting them to only see her and not her disease.

In order to cover up the disastrous plan, CIA stringer Richard Lancaster kills Michi's father and any other witnesses associated with the failed scheme. Upon learning of her father's death, Michi is transformed from a peace-loving traditional Japanese daughter into a revenge-seeking vigilante in the form of a Japanese-style bosozoku, dubbed "The Black Crane".