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    • Un-Cabaret Stand-Up

    • Close Encounters
    • By: Patton Oswalt, Bobcat Goldthwait, Greg Behrendt, and others
    • Narrated by: Beth Lapides, Patton Oswalt, Bobcat Goldthwait, and others
    • Length: 21 mins
    • Original Recording
    • Overall
      4 out of 5 stars 9
    • Performance
      0 out of 5 stars 0
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      0 out of 5 stars 0

    What's it like to act with Johnny Depp and Tom Cruise? To direct Bob Dylan? More important, what's it like to live inside the minds of the inspired comedians telling these hilarious stories about celebrities?

    Regular price: $1.95

    • Un-Cabaret Stand-Up

    • Live Sex Acts
    • By: Beth Lapides, David Cross, Margaret Cho, and others
    • Narrated by: Beth Lapides, David Cross, Margaret Cho, and others
    • Length: 20 mins
    • Unabridged
    • Overall
      3 out of 5 stars 2
    • Performance
      3 out of 5 stars 1
    • Story
      3 out of 5 stars 1

    These red-hot standup performances from the Un-Cabaret feature stories about live sex acts. No kidding! Visit a live sex show with David Cross, a porn movie shoot with Greg Fitzsimmons, and go behind the scenes to see what life is like for a phone sex operator when that operator is Margaret Cho! Insightful and hilarious, these performances are also very, very dirty.

    Regular price: $1.95

    • Un-Cabaret Stories

    • Where There's a Will, There's Hawaii
    • By: Brent Forrester
    • Narrated by: Beth Lapides, Brent Forrester
    • Length: 14 mins
    • Original Recording
    • Overall
      5 out of 5 stars 1
    • Performance
      0 out of 5 stars 0
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      0 out of 5 stars 0

    An epic misbegotten vacation culminates on a nightmarish New Year's Eve in Hawaii.

    Regular price: $0.95

    • Un-Cabaret Stories

    • Man on a Mission
    • By: Un-Cabaret, Brent Forrester
    • Narrated by: Beth Lapides, Brent Forrester
    • Length: 16 mins
    • Original Recording
    • Overall
      1 out of 5 stars 1
    • Performance
      0 out of 5 stars 0
    • Story
      0 out of 5 stars 0

    Brent Forrester celebrates The Guy Who Does a Crazy Thing on Principal (Noah - and himself!) in a pair of stories about confronting a fast-food employee and a rabbi at a street fair.

    Regular price: $0.95

    • Un-Cabaret Stories

    • I Am the Boss of You!
    • By: Un-Cabaret
    • Narrated by: Beth Lapides, Julia Sweeney
    • Length: 13 mins
    • Original Recording
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      0 out of 5 stars 0
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    Julia Sweeney confronts a Nanny and single-motherhood when she adopts a Chinese baby girl!

    Regular price: $0.95

    • Un-Cabaret Stories: A Magical Country

    • By: Un-Cabaret, Tami Sagher
    • Narrated by: Beth Lapides, Tami Sagher
    • Length: 12 mins
    • Original Recording
    • Overall
      4 out of 5 stars 1
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      0 out of 5 stars 0
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      0 out of 5 stars 0

    Tami Sagher is a veteran traveler, but she realizes she didn't know bad tour guides or geographic hell-holes until she took a trip to the magical country of Iceland.

    Regular price: $0.95

    • Play the Word!

    • Volume 1
    • By: Un-Cabaret
    • Narrated by: Merril Markoe, Rob Cohen, Julie Rottenberg, and others
    • Length: 1 hr and 15 mins
    • Original Recording
    • Overall
      3.5 out of 5 stars 9
    • Performance
      4 out of 5 stars 2
    • Story
      4 out of 5 stars 3

    Original comedy material from some of the best comedy writers around! These audio programs feature highlights of the onling monthly reading series "Say the Word".

    Regular price: $8.40

    • Un-Cabaret Stories

    • Are You Positive?
    • By: Scott King
    • Narrated by: Beth Lapides, Scott King
    • Length: 17 mins
    • Original Recording
    • Overall
      1 out of 5 stars 1
    • Performance
      0 out of 5 stars 0
    • Story
      0 out of 5 stars 0

    A deeply funny story by Scott King about a very scary diagnosis.

    Regular price: $0.95

    • Un-Cabaret Stories

    • Mommy Dearest
    • By: Julia Sweeney
    • Narrated by: Beth Lapides, Julia Sweeney
    • Length: 11 mins
    • Original Recording
    • Overall
      3 out of 5 stars 4
    • Performance
      0 out of 5 stars 0
    • Story
      0 out of 5 stars 0

    Julia went to Vegas for the film festival, but she stayed for the lap dance.

    Regular price: $0.95

    • Un-Cabaret Stories

    • Big Sister
    • By: Jennifer Joyce
    • Narrated by: Beth Lapides, Jennifer Joyce
    • Length: 15 mins
    • Original Recording
    • Overall
      4 out of 5 stars 1
    • Performance
      0 out of 5 stars 0
    • Story
      0 out of 5 stars 0

    A deeply funny story by Jennifer Joyce about the rollercoaster of being a big sister.

    Regular price: $0.95

    • The Good, the Bad, and the Drugly

    • A Comedy Album About the War on Drugs
    • By: Un-Cabaret
    • Narrated by: Beth Lapides, Tenacious D, Greg Behrendt, and others
    • Length: 1 hr and 3 mins
    • Original Recording
    • Overall
      2.5 out of 5 stars 23
    • Performance
      2 out of 5 stars 5
    • Story
      2.5 out of 5 stars 5

    A mind-blowing collection of drug stories, illegal-substance-related rants and raves by a psychedelic posse of progressive performers. Proceeds benefit the Drug Policy Alliance, an awesome group of freedom fighters who believe that you shouldn't be punished for what you put in your own body.

    • 3 out of 5 stars
    • Stand-ups telling stories about drug experiences

    • By PS on 09-22-16

    Regular price: $10.50

    • Un-Cabaret Stories

    • Attractive in a Bad Way
    • By: Rob Cohen
    • Narrated by: Beth Lapides, Rob Cohen
    • Length: 13 mins
    • Original Recording
    • Overall
      3.5 out of 5 stars 3
    • Performance
      5 out of 5 stars 1
    • Story
      2 out of 5 stars 1

    A deeply funny story by Rob Cohen about the perils of dating and being a "freak magnet".

    Regular price: $0.95

    • Jews! The Other White People

    • By: Un-Cabaret
    • Narrated by: Stephen Glass, Rob Cohen, Alan Zweibel, and others
    • Length: 56 mins
    • Original Recording
    • Overall
      3 out of 5 stars 16
    • Performance
      3 out of 5 stars 4
    • Story
      2.5 out of 5 stars 4

    This very special Un-Cabaret collection includes four deeply funny stories about Jews and Jewishness: "The Day I Got Caught Playing with Myself in Hebrew School", "Hitler's Willing Executioner, Me?", "The Ish Factor", and "Bar Mitzvah Boy".

    • 1 out of 5 stars
    • Desperately Poor

    • By Paul levy on 10-11-09

    Regular price: $3.95

    • Un-Cabaret Stories

    • The Christmas Ornament
    • By: Jenny Bicks
    • Narrated by: Beth Lapides, Jenny Bicks
    • Length: 10 mins
    • Original Recording
    • Overall
      4 out of 5 stars 2
    • Performance
      4 out of 5 stars 1
    • Story
      4 out of 5 stars 1

    A deeply funny holiday story by Jenny Bicks about getting an Emmy and giving a gift.

    Regular price: $0.95

    • Un-Cabaret Stand-Up

    • Splatter!
    • By: Margaret Cho, Julia Sweeney, Greg Fitzsimmons, and others
    • Narrated by: Beth Lapides, Margaret Cho, Paul F. Tompkins, and others
    • Length: 20 mins
    • Original Recording
    • Overall
      4 out of 5 stars 2
    • Performance
      0 out of 5 stars 0
    • Story
      0 out of 5 stars 0

    These high-impact standup performances are all about violence. On the screen, in their dreams, and in their living rooms, these insightful comedians take a licking and keep on kicking whether they're getting advice from action-film master John Woo, confronting vicious dogs, or getting firebombed by terrorists!

    Regular price: $1.95

    • Un-Cabaret Stories

    • The Letters
    • By: Dan Bucatinsky
    • Narrated by: Dan Bucatinsky, Beth Lapides
    • Length: 13 mins
    • Original Recording
    • Overall
      4 out of 5 stars 1
    • Performance
      0 out of 5 stars 0
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      0 out of 5 stars 0

    A deeply funny story by Dan Bucatinsky about letters to the prospective mother of his adopted child and to his own future self.

    Regular price: $0.95

    • Freak Weather Feels Different

    • By: Un-Cabaret
    • Narrated by: Beth Lapides, Janeane Garofalo, Bobcat Goldthwait, and others
    • Length: 1 hr and 14 mins
    • Original Recording
    • Overall
      3 out of 5 stars 25
    • Performance
      3 out of 5 stars 7
    • Story
      2.5 out of 5 stars 6

    This now out-of-print underground release captures the incredible energy, creativity, and hysteria of the Un-Cabaret's birth. The legendary show was hailed as the "mother-show of alternative comedy" as Beth and her friends forged a new style of comedy that was real, true, intimate, emotional, and sometimes painfully honest.

    • 1 out of 5 stars
    • Fragmented and poorly produced

    • By Kim on 07-06-11

    Regular price: $8.40

    • Un-Cabaret Stories

    • A Nerd in Love
    • By: Un-Cabaret, Patton Oswalt
    • Narrated by: Beth Lapides, Patton Oswalt
    • Length: 12 mins
    • Original Recording
    • Overall
      4 out of 5 stars 2
    • Performance
      3 out of 5 stars 1
    • Story
      4 out of 5 stars 1

    Patton Oswalt falls in love. This is a classic Un-Cabaret performance, in which Beth's questions push the performer to go deeper and find all kinds of funny.

    Regular price: $0.95

    • Sex and the City Writers' Special

    • By: Un-Cabaret
    • Narrated by: Beth Lapides, Jenny Bicks, Michael Patrick King, and others
    • Length: 1 hr and 24 mins
    • Unabridged
    • Overall
      3.5 out of 5 stars 28
    • Performance
      4 out of 5 stars 5
    • Story
      4 out of 5 stars 5

    Un-Cabaret assembled the entire Emmy-winning writing staff of Sex and the City, each reading their own work for this special sold-out edition of Say the Word at The Knitting Factory in New York. Meet the writers behind the hit show and hear the individual voices that came together to create a cultural landmark.

    Regular price: $6.95

    • Un-Cabaret Stand-Up

    • Do Not Disturb
    • By: Beth Lapides, Michael Patrick King, Scott Thompson
    • Narrated by: Beth Lapides, Michael Patrick King, Scott Thompson
    • Length: 22 mins
    • Original Recording
    • Overall
      0 out of 5 stars 0
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      0 out of 5 stars 0
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    Check in to these hotel-based stories: attend the International Mr. Leather convention, try to find appropriate porn to rent on Easter when you're Catholic, and explore the mysteries of human nature poolside with Michael Patrick King, Scott Thompson, and Beth Lapides (rated R for racy content).

    Regular price: $1.95

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