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    • Un-Cabaret Stand-Up

    • Close Encounters
    • By: Patton Oswalt, Bobcat Goldthwait, Greg Behrendt, and others
    • Narrated by: Beth Lapides, Patton Oswalt, Bobcat Goldthwait, and others
    • Length: 21 mins
    • Original Recording
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      4 out of 5 stars 9
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    What's it like to act with Johnny Depp and Tom Cruise? To direct Bob Dylan? More important, what's it like to live inside the minds of the inspired comedians telling these hilarious stories about celebrities?

    Regular price: $1.95

    • Un-Cabaret Stories

    • Where There's a Will, There's Hawaii
    • By: Brent Forrester
    • Narrated by: Beth Lapides, Brent Forrester
    • Length: 14 mins
    • Original Recording
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      5 out of 5 stars 1
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    An epic misbegotten vacation culminates on a nightmarish New Year's Eve in Hawaii.

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    • Un-Cabaret Stand-Up

    • Live Sex Acts
    • By: Beth Lapides, David Cross, Margaret Cho, and others
    • Narrated by: Beth Lapides, David Cross, Margaret Cho, and others
    • Length: 20 mins
    • Unabridged
    • Overall
      3 out of 5 stars 2
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      3 out of 5 stars 1
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      3 out of 5 stars 1

    These red-hot standup performances from the Un-Cabaret feature stories about live sex acts. No kidding! Visit a live sex show with David Cross, a porn movie shoot with Greg Fitzsimmons, and go behind the scenes to see what life is like for a phone sex operator when that operator is Margaret Cho! Insightful and hilarious, these performances are also very, very dirty.

    Regular price: $1.95

    • Un-Cabaret Stories

    • I Am the Boss of You!
    • By: Un-Cabaret
    • Narrated by: Beth Lapides, Julia Sweeney
    • Length: 13 mins
    • Original Recording
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    Julia Sweeney confronts a Nanny and single-motherhood when she adopts a Chinese baby girl!

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    • Un-Cabaret Stories

    • New Guy
    • By: Un-Cabaret, Michael Patrick King
    • Narrated by: Beth Lapides, Michael Patrick King
    • Length: 9 mins
    • Original Recording
    • Overall
      5 out of 5 stars 4
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    Michael Patrick King attends his first Bikram yoga class, and it doesn't go so well.

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    • Jews! The Other White People

    • By: Un-Cabaret
    • Narrated by: Stephen Glass, Rob Cohen, Alan Zweibel, and others
    • Length: 56 mins
    • Original Recording
    • Overall
      3 out of 5 stars 16
    • Performance
      3 out of 5 stars 4
    • Story
      2.5 out of 5 stars 4

    This very special Un-Cabaret collection includes four deeply funny stories about Jews and Jewishness: "The Day I Got Caught Playing with Myself in Hebrew School", "Hitler's Willing Executioner, Me?", "The Ish Factor", and "Bar Mitzvah Boy".

    • 1 out of 5 stars
    • Desperately Poor

    • By Paul levy on 10-11-09

    Regular price: $3.95

    • Un-Cabaret Stories

    • Man on a Mission
    • By: Un-Cabaret, Brent Forrester
    • Narrated by: Beth Lapides, Brent Forrester
    • Length: 16 mins
    • Original Recording
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      1 out of 5 stars 1
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    Brent Forrester celebrates The Guy Who Does a Crazy Thing on Principal (Noah - and himself!) in a pair of stories about confronting a fast-food employee and a rabbi at a street fair.

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    • Un-Cabaret Stories

    • Commercial Potential
    • By: Un-Cabaret, Tim Bagley
    • Narrated by: Beth Lapides, Tim Bagley
    • Length: 17 mins
    • Original Recording
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      4 out of 5 stars 1
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    Tim Bagley shows us the glitz and glamour of going on auditions as a TV commercial actor.

    Regular price: $0.95

    • Un-Cabaret Stories

    • In Memoriam
    • By: Un-Cabaret, Peter Mehlman
    • Narrated by: Beth Lapides, Peter Mehlman
    • Length: 11 mins
    • Original Recording
    • Overall
      3 out of 5 stars 1
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      0 out of 5 stars 0
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    Unique writer Peter Mehlman considers our need for immortality.

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    • Un-Cabaret Stories

    • Just Say Noah!
    • By: Un-Cabaret, Beth Lapides
    • Narrated by: Beth Lapides
    • Length: 20 mins
    • Original Recording
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      2 out of 5 stars 1
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      0 out of 5 stars 0
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    Beth Lapides takes the Noah story as a personal instruction to build her own ark, an ark to protect us from catastrophic thinking - Ark 2.0!

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    • Un-Cabaret Stories, Last Thursday

    • By: Un-Cabaret, Beth Lapides
    • Narrated by: Beth Lapides
    • Length: 11 mins
    • Original Recording
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    This performance was the original inspiration and seed that became God Said Ha!. This classic performance of Julia's first story about her brother's cancer captures all the urgency and inspiration of Un-Cabaret's early years. Raw emotion and comic grace came together in the right room with the right audience at the right time and created a perfect storm of spontaneous comic storytelling.

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    • Un-Cabaret Stories

    • A Nerd in Love
    • By: Un-Cabaret, Patton Oswalt
    • Narrated by: Beth Lapides, Patton Oswalt
    • Length: 12 mins
    • Original Recording
    • Overall
      4 out of 5 stars 2
    • Performance
      3 out of 5 stars 1
    • Story
      4 out of 5 stars 1

    Patton Oswalt falls in love. This is a classic Un-Cabaret performance, in which Beth's questions push the performer to go deeper and find all kinds of funny.

    Regular price: $0.95

    • Un-Cabaret Stories: A Magical Country

    • By: Un-Cabaret, Tami Sagher
    • Narrated by: Beth Lapides, Tami Sagher
    • Length: 12 mins
    • Original Recording
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      4 out of 5 stars 1
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    Tami Sagher is a veteran traveler, but she realizes she didn't know bad tour guides or geographic hell-holes until she took a trip to the magical country of Iceland.

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    • Un-Cabaret Stories

    • Luck of the Irish (Adoption, Part 1)
    • By: Un-Cabaret
    • Narrated by: Beth Lapides, Julia Sweeney
    • Length: 11 mins
    • Original Recording
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    Here are the original performances of Julia Sweeney's stories about adopting a baby from China, which later become In the Family Way. JULIA SWEENEY launched her career by playing Pat on Saturday Night Live. She has gone on to write and star in acclaimed one-person shows, including God Said Ha!, In the Family Way, and Letting Go of God, all developed at the Un-Cabaret.

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    • Un-Cabaret Stories

    • A New Alarm Clock (Adoption, Part 3)
    • By: Un-Cabaret
    • Narrated by: Beth Lapides, Julia Sweeney
    • Length: 10 mins
    • Original Recording
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    Here are the original performances of Julia Sweeney's stories about adopting a baby from China, which later became In the Family Way.

    JULIA SWEENEY launched her career by playing Pat on Saturday Night Live. She has gone on to write and star in acclaimed one-person shows, including God Said Ha!, In the Family Way, and Letting Go of God, all developed at the Un-Cabaret.

    Regular price: $0.95

    • Un-Cabaret Stories

    • Emotional Music (Adoption Part 2)
    • By: Un-Cabaret
    • Narrated by: Beth Lapides, Julia Sweeney
    • Length: 12 mins
    • Original Recording
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    Here are the original performances of Julia Sweeney's stories about adopting a baby from China, which later become In the Family Way. JULIA SWEENEY launched her career by playing Pat on Saturday Night Live. She has gone on to write and star in acclaimed one-person shows, including God Said Ha!, In the Family Way, and Letting Go of God, all developed at the Un-Cabaret.

    Regular price: $0.95

    • Un-Cabaret Stories

    • Where a Lawn Ought to Have Been
    • By: Un-Cabaret, Taylor Negron
    • Narrated by: Beth Lapides, Taylor Negron
    • Length: 12 mins
    • Original Recording
    • Overall
      2 out of 5 stars 1
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      0 out of 5 stars 0
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    Hear Taylor Negron's emotional tale about trying to help a young school-mate who's been abused. TAYLOR NEGRON has appeared frequently in comedies of the 1980s and on television. He is an actor, stand-up comedian and writer who has been seen in The Aristocrats, Fast Times at Ridgemont High, Punchline and his own HBO One-Night Stand comedy special.

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    • Un-Cabaret Stories

    • Today's Man
    • By: Un-Cabaret, Randy Sklar, Jason Sklar
    • Narrated by: Beth Lapides, Randy Sklar, Jason Sklar
    • Length: 14 mins
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    Here's Randy and Jason Sklar's special Father's Day tribute to their dad - in their inimitable and hilarious style. RANDY & JASON SKLAR are veteran comedians who began telling more personal stories at the Un-Cabaret. As actors, they have appeared on Entourage, Curb Your Enthusiasm, and Grey's Anatomy. They also hosted Cheap Seats on ESPN 2.

    Regular price: $0.95

    • Un-Cabaret Stories

    • Porn Changed My Life
    • By: Un-Cabaret, Winnie Holzman
    • Narrated by: Beth Lapides, Winnie Holzman
    • Length: 15 mins
    • Original Recording
    • Overall
      3.5 out of 5 stars 2
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      0 out of 5 stars 0
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    Winnnie Holzman gets honest about porn, her daughter and Suicide Girls.

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    • Un-Cabaret Stories

    • 'Let's Party' and 'Zen and the Art of Multiple Dog Walking'
    • By: Un-Cabaret, Merrill Markoe
    • Narrated by: Beth Lapides, Merrill Markoe
    • Length: 14 mins
    • Original Recording
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      5 out of 5 stars 1
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    Merrill Markoe reads two classic pieces from her book How to Be Hap-Hap-Happy Like Me. First, a piece about dealing with parties (written seven years before the Curb Your Enthusiasm episode that used the same idea). Then, another illuminating visit with her friends the dogs.

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