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    • Un-Cabaret Stand-Up

    • Close Encounters
    • By: Patton Oswalt, Bobcat Goldthwait, Greg Behrendt, and others
    • Narrated by: Beth Lapides, Patton Oswalt, Bobcat Goldthwait, and others
    • Length: 21 mins
    • Original Recording
    • Overall
      4 out of 5 stars 9
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      0 out of 5 stars 0
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    What's it like to act with Johnny Depp and Tom Cruise? To direct Bob Dylan? More important, what's it like to live inside the minds of the inspired comedians telling these hilarious stories about celebrities?

    Regular price: $1.95

    • Un-Cabaret Stories

    • Gay Marriage, Rock Fashion (and Other Things Your Mother Didn't Tell You)
    • By: Un-Cabaret, Merrill Markoe
    • Narrated by: Beth Lapides, Merrill Markoe
    • Length: 13 mins
    • Original Recording
    • Overall
      4 out of 5 stars 2
    • Performance
      0 out of 5 stars 0
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      0 out of 5 stars 0

    Merrill Markoe discusses gay marriage, rock fashion, and other things your mother never told you. She is an Emmy-award-winning TV writer (Late Night with David Letterman, TV Nation) and prolific author of books, including What the Dogs Taught Me, How to Be Hap-Hap-Happy Like Me, Merrill Markoe's Guide to Love, The Psycho Ex Game, and Walking in Circles Before Lying Down.

    Regular price: $0.95

    • Un-Cabaret Stand-Up

    • Live Sex Acts
    • By: Beth Lapides, David Cross, Margaret Cho, and others
    • Narrated by: Beth Lapides, David Cross, Margaret Cho, and others
    • Length: 20 mins
    • Unabridged
    • Overall
      3 out of 5 stars 2
    • Performance
      3 out of 5 stars 1
    • Story
      3 out of 5 stars 1

    These red-hot standup performances from the Un-Cabaret feature stories about live sex acts. No kidding! Visit a live sex show with David Cross, a porn movie shoot with Greg Fitzsimmons, and go behind the scenes to see what life is like for a phone sex operator when that operator is Margaret Cho! Insightful and hilarious, these performances are also very, very dirty.

    Regular price: $1.95

    • Un-Cabaret Stories

    • I Am the Boss of You!
    • By: Un-Cabaret
    • Narrated by: Beth Lapides, Julia Sweeney
    • Length: 13 mins
    • Original Recording
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      0 out of 5 stars 0
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    Julia Sweeney confronts a Nanny and single-motherhood when she adopts a Chinese baby girl!

    Regular price: $0.95

    • Un-Cabaret Stories

    • Mommy Dearest
    • By: Julia Sweeney
    • Narrated by: Beth Lapides, Julia Sweeney
    • Length: 11 mins
    • Original Recording
    • Overall
      3 out of 5 stars 4
    • Performance
      0 out of 5 stars 0
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      0 out of 5 stars 0

    Julia went to Vegas for the film festival, but she stayed for the lap dance.

    Regular price: $0.95

    • Un-Cabaret Stories

    • Luck of the Irish (Adoption, Part 1)
    • By: Un-Cabaret
    • Narrated by: Beth Lapides, Julia Sweeney
    • Length: 11 mins
    • Original Recording
    • Overall
      0 out of 5 stars 0
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    Here are the original performances of Julia Sweeney's stories about adopting a baby from China, which later become In the Family Way. JULIA SWEENEY launched her career by playing Pat on Saturday Night Live. She has gone on to write and star in acclaimed one-person shows, including God Said Ha!, In the Family Way, and Letting Go of God, all developed at the Un-Cabaret.

    Regular price: $0.95

    • The Un and Only

    • By: Un-Cabaret
    • Narrated by: Beth Lapides, Patton Oswalt, Julia Sweeney, and others
    • Length: 1 hr and 8 mins
    • Original Recording
    • Overall
      3.5 out of 5 stars 17
    • Performance
      2.5 out of 5 stars 3
    • Story
      3 out of 5 stars 3

    The definitive Un-Cabaret audio features seriously funny one-of-a-kind stories about sex, celebrities, inter-racial love, public humiliation, Hollywood horror stories, spiritual transcendence, and more! From the ground-breaking live show.

    Regular price: $10.50

    • Un-Cabaret Stories

    • Emotional Music (Adoption Part 2)
    • By: Un-Cabaret
    • Narrated by: Beth Lapides, Julia Sweeney
    • Length: 12 mins
    • Original Recording
    • Overall
      0 out of 5 stars 0
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      0 out of 5 stars 0
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    Here are the original performances of Julia Sweeney's stories about adopting a baby from China, which later become In the Family Way. JULIA SWEENEY launched her career by playing Pat on Saturday Night Live. She has gone on to write and star in acclaimed one-person shows, including God Said Ha!, In the Family Way, and Letting Go of God, all developed at the Un-Cabaret.

    Regular price: $0.95

    • Un-Cabaret Stand-Up

    • Mail Call
    • By: Beth Lapides, Sue Murphy, Julia Sweeney
    • Narrated by: Beth Lapides, Sue Murphy, Julia Sweeney
    • Length: 18 mins
    • Unabridged
    • Overall
      2.5 out of 5 stars 3
    • Performance
      0 out of 5 stars 0
    • Story
      0 out of 5 stars 0

    Take a correspondence course in comedy with Julia Sweeney as she tries to deal with a spurned lover long-distance, and Beth Lapides and Sue Murphy get mail that really pushes the envelope.

    Regular price: $1.95

    • Un-Cabaret Stand-Up

    • Splatter!
    • By: Margaret Cho, Julia Sweeney, Greg Fitzsimmons, and others
    • Narrated by: Beth Lapides, Margaret Cho, Paul F. Tompkins, and others
    • Length: 20 mins
    • Original Recording
    • Overall
      4 out of 5 stars 2
    • Performance
      0 out of 5 stars 0
    • Story
      0 out of 5 stars 0

    These high-impact standup performances are all about violence. On the screen, in their dreams, and in their living rooms, these insightful comedians take a licking and keep on kicking whether they're getting advice from action-film master John Woo, confronting vicious dogs, or getting firebombed by terrorists!

    Regular price: $1.95

    • Un-Cabaret Stories

    • Where There's a Will, There's Hawaii
    • By: Brent Forrester
    • Narrated by: Beth Lapides, Brent Forrester
    • Length: 14 mins
    • Original Recording
    • Overall
      5 out of 5 stars 1
    • Performance
      0 out of 5 stars 0
    • Story
      0 out of 5 stars 0

    An epic misbegotten vacation culminates on a nightmarish New Year's Eve in Hawaii.

    Regular price: $0.95

    • Un-Cabaret Stories

    • A New Alarm Clock (Adoption, Part 3)
    • By: Un-Cabaret
    • Narrated by: Beth Lapides, Julia Sweeney
    • Length: 10 mins
    • Original Recording
    • Overall
      0 out of 5 stars 0
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      0 out of 5 stars 0
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    Here are the original performances of Julia Sweeney's stories about adopting a baby from China, which later became In the Family Way.

    JULIA SWEENEY launched her career by playing Pat on Saturday Night Live. She has gone on to write and star in acclaimed one-person shows, including God Said Ha!, In the Family Way, and Letting Go of God, all developed at the Un-Cabaret.

    Regular price: $0.95

    • Un-Cabaret Stories

    • What Does Happen in Vegas?
    • By: Julia Sweeney
    • Narrated by: Beth Lapides, Julia Sweeney
    • Length: 13 mins
    • Original Recording
    • Overall
      2 out of 5 stars 2
    • Performance
      0 out of 5 stars 0
    • Story
      0 out of 5 stars 0

    Julia Sweeney went to Vegas for the film festival, but she stayed for the lap dance.

    Regular price: $0.95

    • Un-Cabaret Stories

    • Math Camp
    • By: Tami Sagher
    • Narrated by: Beth Lapides, Tami Sagher
    • Length: 14 mins
    • Original Recording
    • Overall
      5 out of 5 stars 1
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      0 out of 5 stars 0
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    A deeply funny story by Tami Sagher about her love affair with math.

    Regular price: $0.95

    • Un-Cabaret Stories

    • Man on a Mission
    • By: Un-Cabaret, Brent Forrester
    • Narrated by: Beth Lapides, Brent Forrester
    • Length: 16 mins
    • Original Recording
    • Overall
      1 out of 5 stars 1
    • Performance
      0 out of 5 stars 0
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    Brent Forrester celebrates The Guy Who Does a Crazy Thing on Principal (Noah - and himself!) in a pair of stories about confronting a fast-food employee and a rabbi at a street fair.

    Regular price: $0.95

    • Un-Cabaret Stories: A Magical Country

    • By: Un-Cabaret, Tami Sagher
    • Narrated by: Beth Lapides, Tami Sagher
    • Length: 12 mins
    • Original Recording
    • Overall
      4 out of 5 stars 1
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      0 out of 5 stars 0
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    Tami Sagher is a veteran traveler, but she realizes she didn't know bad tour guides or geographic hell-holes until she took a trip to the magical country of Iceland.

    Regular price: $0.95

    • Un-Cabaret Stories

    • The Christmas Ornament
    • By: Jenny Bicks
    • Narrated by: Beth Lapides, Jenny Bicks
    • Length: 10 mins
    • Original Recording
    • Overall
      4 out of 5 stars 2
    • Performance
      4 out of 5 stars 1
    • Story
      4 out of 5 stars 1

    A deeply funny holiday story by Jenny Bicks about getting an Emmy and giving a gift.

    Regular price: $0.95

    • Un-Cabaret Stories

    • Christmas
    • By: John Riggi
    • Narrated by: Beth Lapides, John Riggi
    • Length: 12 mins
    • Original Recording
    • Overall
      1.5 out of 5 stars 2
    • Performance
      0 out of 5 stars 0
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      0 out of 5 stars 0

    A deeply funny story by John Riggi about family holidays.

    Regular price: $0.95

    • Un-Cabaret Stories

    • Are You Positive?
    • By: Scott King
    • Narrated by: Beth Lapides, Scott King
    • Length: 17 mins
    • Original Recording
    • Overall
      1 out of 5 stars 1
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      0 out of 5 stars 0
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      0 out of 5 stars 0

    A deeply funny story by Scott King about a very scary diagnosis.

    Regular price: $0.95

    • Un-Cabaret Stories

    • Approval?
    • By: Un-Cabaret, Dana Gould
    • Narrated by: Beth Lapides, Dana Gould
    • Length: 14 mins
    • Original Recording
    • Overall
      3.5 out of 5 stars 3
    • Performance
      0 out of 5 stars 0
    • Story
      0 out of 5 stars 0

    Dana Gould turns out to be the good seed when you hear about his dad. Gould was a writer and producer on The Simpsons and a veteran club comedian with Comedy Central and HBO specials. His work is also available in the Un-Cabaret Stand-Up series.

    Regular price: $0.95

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