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    • Un-Cabaret Stand-Up

    • Live Sex Acts
    • By: Beth Lapides, David Cross, Margaret Cho, and others
    • Narrated by: Beth Lapides, David Cross, Margaret Cho, and others
    • Length: 20 mins
    • Unabridged
    • Overall
      3 out of 5 stars 2
    • Performance
      3 out of 5 stars 1
    • Story
      3 out of 5 stars 1

    These red-hot standup performances from the Un-Cabaret feature stories about live sex acts. No kidding! Visit a live sex show with David Cross, a porn movie shoot with Greg Fitzsimmons, and go behind the scenes to see what life is like for a phone sex operator when that operator is Margaret Cho! Insightful and hilarious, these performances are also very, very dirty.

    Regular price: $1.95

    • Un-Cabaret Stand-Up

    • Close Encounters
    • By: Patton Oswalt, Bobcat Goldthwait, Greg Behrendt, and others
    • Narrated by: Beth Lapides, Patton Oswalt, Bobcat Goldthwait, and others
    • Length: 21 mins
    • Original Recording
    • Overall
      4 out of 5 stars 9
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      0 out of 5 stars 0
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    What's it like to act with Johnny Depp and Tom Cruise? To direct Bob Dylan? More important, what's it like to live inside the minds of the inspired comedians telling these hilarious stories about celebrities?

    Regular price: $1.95

    • Un-Cabaret Stories

    • Love and Mercy
    • By: Scott Carter
    • Narrated by: Beth Lapides, Scott Carter
    • Length: 19 mins
    • Original Recording
    • Overall
      4.5 out of 5 stars 2
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      0 out of 5 stars 0
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    A deeply funny story by Scott Carter about trying to find ways to bond with his adopted daughter.

    Regular price: $0.95

    • Un-Cabaret Stories

    • I Am the Boss of You!
    • By: Un-Cabaret
    • Narrated by: Beth Lapides, Julia Sweeney
    • Length: 13 mins
    • Original Recording
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      0 out of 5 stars 0
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    Julia Sweeney confronts a Nanny and single-motherhood when she adopts a Chinese baby girl!

    Regular price: $0.95

    • Un-Cabaret Stories

    • Where There's a Will, There's Hawaii
    • By: Brent Forrester
    • Narrated by: Beth Lapides, Brent Forrester
    • Length: 14 mins
    • Original Recording
    • Overall
      5 out of 5 stars 1
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      0 out of 5 stars 0
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    An epic misbegotten vacation culminates on a nightmarish New Year's Eve in Hawaii.

    Regular price: $0.95

    • Sex and the City Writers' Special

    • By: Un-Cabaret
    • Narrated by: Beth Lapides, Jenny Bicks, Michael Patrick King, and others
    • Length: 1 hr and 24 mins
    • Unabridged
    • Overall
      3.5 out of 5 stars 28
    • Performance
      4 out of 5 stars 5
    • Story
      4 out of 5 stars 5

    Un-Cabaret assembled the entire Emmy-winning writing staff of Sex and the City, each reading their own work for this special sold-out edition of Say the Word at The Knitting Factory in New York. Meet the writers behind the hit show and hear the individual voices that came together to create a cultural landmark.

    Regular price: $6.95

    • Un-Cabaret Stories: A Magical Country

    • By: Un-Cabaret, Tami Sagher
    • Narrated by: Beth Lapides, Tami Sagher
    • Length: 12 mins
    • Original Recording
    • Overall
      4 out of 5 stars 1
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      0 out of 5 stars 0
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    Tami Sagher is a veteran traveler, but she realizes she didn't know bad tour guides or geographic hell-holes until she took a trip to the magical country of Iceland.

    Regular price: $0.95

    • Un-Cabaret Stories

    • Math Camp
    • By: Tami Sagher
    • Narrated by: Beth Lapides, Tami Sagher
    • Length: 14 mins
    • Original Recording
    • Overall
      5 out of 5 stars 1
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      0 out of 5 stars 0
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    A deeply funny story by Tami Sagher about her love affair with math.

    Regular price: $0.95

    • Un-Cabaret Stories

    • Today's Man
    • By: Un-Cabaret, Randy Sklar, Jason Sklar
    • Narrated by: Beth Lapides, Randy Sklar, Jason Sklar
    • Length: 14 mins
    • Original Recording
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      0 out of 5 stars 0
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    Here's Randy and Jason Sklar's special Father's Day tribute to their dad - in their inimitable and hilarious style. RANDY & JASON SKLAR are veteran comedians who began telling more personal stories at the Un-Cabaret. As actors, they have appeared on Entourage, Curb Your Enthusiasm, and Grey's Anatomy. They also hosted Cheap Seats on ESPN 2.

    Regular price: $0.95

    • Un-Cabaret Stand-Up

    • Look at Me
    • By: Beth Lapides, Bobcat Goldthwait, Andy Dick, and others
    • Narrated by: Beth Lapides, Bobcat Goldthwait, Andy Dick, and others
    • Length: 22 mins
    • Unabridged
    • Overall
      3 out of 5 stars 1
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      0 out of 5 stars 0
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    These inspired standup performances feature stories about being sort-of famous. Take an epic journey to the Saturday Night Live 25th Anniversary Show and into the depths of Julia Sweeney's soul. Watch Dana Gould get his pilot tested. Plus great snapshots of near-fame from Bobcat Goldthwait, Beth Lapides, and a gem of a song from Andy Dick with music by Andras Jones (we think).

    Regular price: $1.95

    • Un-Cabaret Stories

    • The Letters
    • By: Dan Bucatinsky
    • Narrated by: Dan Bucatinsky, Beth Lapides
    • Length: 13 mins
    • Original Recording
    • Overall
      4 out of 5 stars 1
    • Performance
      0 out of 5 stars 0
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    A deeply funny story by Dan Bucatinsky about letters to the prospective mother of his adopted child and to his own future self.

    Regular price: $0.95

    • The Un and Only

    • By: Un-Cabaret
    • Narrated by: Beth Lapides, Patton Oswalt, Julia Sweeney, and others
    • Length: 1 hr and 8 mins
    • Original Recording
    • Overall
      3.5 out of 5 stars 17
    • Performance
      2.5 out of 5 stars 3
    • Story
      3 out of 5 stars 3

    The definitive Un-Cabaret audio features seriously funny one-of-a-kind stories about sex, celebrities, inter-racial love, public humiliation, Hollywood horror stories, spiritual transcendence, and more! From the ground-breaking live show.

    Regular price: $10.50

    • Un-Cabaret Stories

    • Tiny Crimes
    • By: Un-Cabaret, Taylor Negron
    • Narrated by: Beth Lapides, Taylor Negron
    • Length: 12 mins
    • Original Recording
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    Taylor Negron has tales of growing up with his parents, the first Generation X'ers.

    Regular price: $0.95

    • Un-Cabaret Stories

    • Healing and Shopping
    • By: Un-Cabaret, Tim Bagley
    • Narrated by: Beth Lapides, Tim Bagley
    • Length: 9 mins
    • Original Recording
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    Merrill gets healed by Buddhist monks at a clothing store in Malibu, plus the latest from Zantar Mozinki.

    Regular price: $0.95

    • Un-Cabaret Stories

    • Emotional Music (Adoption Part 2)
    • By: Un-Cabaret
    • Narrated by: Beth Lapides, Julia Sweeney
    • Length: 12 mins
    • Original Recording
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    Here are the original performances of Julia Sweeney's stories about adopting a baby from China, which later become In the Family Way. JULIA SWEENEY launched her career by playing Pat on Saturday Night Live. She has gone on to write and star in acclaimed one-person shows, including God Said Ha!, In the Family Way, and Letting Go of God, all developed at the Un-Cabaret.

    Regular price: $0.95

    • Un-Cabaret Stories

    • Hitler's Willing Executioner, Me & Kegel Muscles
    • By: Stephen Glass
    • Narrated by: Beth Lapides, Stephen Glass
    • Length: 20 mins
    • Original Recording
    • Overall
      4 out of 5 stars 3
    • Performance
      0 out of 5 stars 0
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    A deeply funny story by Stephen Glass about the lure of the forbidden shiksa and another about the mysterious Kegel muscle.

    Regular price: $0.95

    • Un-Cabaret Stories

    • A Very Special Gentile
    • By: Alan Zweibel
    • Narrated by: Beth Lapides, Alan Zweibel
    • Length: 13 mins
    • Original Recording
    • Overall
      4 out of 5 stars 3
    • Performance
      0 out of 5 stars 0
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    A deeply funny story by Alan Zweibel about his relationship with the censor at Saturday Night Live, where he was one of the original Emmy-winning writers....

    Regular price: $0.95

    • Un-Cabaret Stories

    • Vampire Talk
    • By: Un-Cabaret, John Riggi
    • Narrated by: Beth Lapides, John Riggi
    • Length: 24 mins
    • Original Recording
    • Overall
      3.5 out of 5 stars 2
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      0 out of 5 stars 0
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      0 out of 5 stars 0

    John challenges himself to make conversation and opens a very intriguing dialog with a vampire. JOHN RIGGI is a writer and co-executive producer on 30 Rock. He was also a writer and co-exec on The Comeback, Will & Grace, The Bernie Mac Show and The Larry Sanders Show.

    Regular price: $0.95

    • Un-Cabaret Stories

    • In Memoriam
    • By: Un-Cabaret, Peter Mehlman
    • Narrated by: Beth Lapides, Peter Mehlman
    • Length: 11 mins
    • Original Recording
    • Overall
      3 out of 5 stars 1
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      0 out of 5 stars 0
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    Unique writer Peter Mehlman considers our need for immortality.

    Regular price: $0.95

    • Un-Cabaret Stories

    • The New Me
    • By: Un-Cabaret, Todd Hanson
    • Narrated by: Beth Lapides, Todd Hanson
    • Length: 19 mins
    • Original Recording
    • Overall
      3 out of 5 stars 2
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      0 out of 5 stars 0
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    Todd Hanson surprises himself with his own accomplishments.

    Regular price: $0.95

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