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    • Un-Cabaret Stand-Up

    • Close Encounters
    • By: Patton Oswalt, Bobcat Goldthwait, Greg Behrendt, and others
    • Narrated by: Beth Lapides, Patton Oswalt, Bobcat Goldthwait, and others
    • Length: 21 mins
    • Original Recording
    • Overall
      4 out of 5 stars 10
    • Performance
      3 out of 5 stars 1
    • Story
      2 out of 5 stars 1

    What's it like to act with Johnny Depp and Tom Cruise? To direct Bob Dylan? More important, what's it like to live inside the minds of the inspired comedians telling these hilarious stories about celebrities?

    Regular price: $1.95

    • Un-Cabaret Stand-Up

    • Splatter!
    • By: Margaret Cho, Julia Sweeney, Greg Fitzsimmons, and others
    • Narrated by: Beth Lapides, Margaret Cho, Paul F. Tompkins, and others
    • Length: 20 mins
    • Original Recording
    • Overall
      4 out of 5 stars 2
    • Performance
      0 out of 5 stars 0
    • Story
      0 out of 5 stars 0

    These high-impact standup performances are all about violence. On the screen, in their dreams, and in their living rooms, these insightful comedians take a licking and keep on kicking whether they're getting advice from action-film master John Woo, confronting vicious dogs, or getting firebombed by terrorists!

    Regular price: $1.95

    • Un-Cabaret Stories

    • Where There's a Will, There's Hawaii
    • By: Brent Forrester
    • Narrated by: Beth Lapides, Brent Forrester
    • Length: 14 mins
    • Original Recording
    • Overall
      5 out of 5 stars 1
    • Performance
      0 out of 5 stars 0
    • Story
      0 out of 5 stars 0

    An epic misbegotten vacation culminates on a nightmarish New Year's Eve in Hawaii.

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    • Un-Cabaret Stand-Up

    • Live Sex Acts
    • By: Beth Lapides, David Cross, Margaret Cho, and others
    • Narrated by: Beth Lapides, David Cross, Margaret Cho, and others
    • Length: 20 mins
    • Unabridged
    • Overall
      3 out of 5 stars 2
    • Performance
      3 out of 5 stars 1
    • Story
      3 out of 5 stars 1

    These red-hot standup performances from the Un-Cabaret feature stories about live sex acts. No kidding! Visit a live sex show with David Cross, a porn movie shoot with Greg Fitzsimmons, and go behind the scenes to see what life is like for a phone sex operator when that operator is Margaret Cho! Insightful and hilarious, these performances are also very, very dirty.

    Regular price: $1.95

    • Un-Cabaret Stories

    • I Am the Boss of You!
    • By: Un-Cabaret
    • Narrated by: Beth Lapides, Julia Sweeney
    • Length: 13 mins
    • Original Recording
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      0 out of 5 stars 0
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    Julia Sweeney confronts a Nanny and single-motherhood when she adopts a Chinese baby girl!

    Regular price: $0.95

    • Un-Cabaret Stories

    • Man on a Mission
    • By: Un-Cabaret, Brent Forrester
    • Narrated by: Beth Lapides, Brent Forrester
    • Length: 16 mins
    • Original Recording
    • Overall
      1 out of 5 stars 1
    • Performance
      0 out of 5 stars 0
    • Story
      0 out of 5 stars 0

    Brent Forrester celebrates The Guy Who Does a Crazy Thing on Principal (Noah - and himself!) in a pair of stories about confronting a fast-food employee and a rabbi at a street fair.

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    • Un-Cabaret Stories

    • Are You Positive?
    • By: Scott King
    • Narrated by: Beth Lapides, Scott King
    • Length: 16 mins
    • Original Recording
    • Overall
      1 out of 5 stars 1
    • Performance
      0 out of 5 stars 0
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    A deeply funny story by Scott King about a very scary diagnosis.

    Regular price: $0.95

    • Un-Cabaret Stories

    • Mommy Dearest
    • By: Julia Sweeney
    • Narrated by: Beth Lapides, Julia Sweeney
    • Length: 11 mins
    • Original Recording
    • Overall
      3 out of 5 stars 4
    • Performance
      0 out of 5 stars 0
    • Story
      0 out of 5 stars 0

    Julia went to Vegas for the film festival, but she stayed for the lap dance.

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    • Un-Cabaret Stories: A Magical Country

    • By: Un-Cabaret, Tami Sagher
    • Narrated by: Beth Lapides, Tami Sagher
    • Length: 12 mins
    • Original Recording
    • Overall
      4 out of 5 stars 1
    • Performance
      0 out of 5 stars 0
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      0 out of 5 stars 0

    Tami Sagher is a veteran traveler, but she realizes she didn't know bad tour guides or geographic hell-holes until she took a trip to the magical country of Iceland.

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    • Un-Cabaret Stories

    • Luck of the Irish (Adoption, Part 1)
    • By: Un-Cabaret
    • Narrated by: Beth Lapides, Julia Sweeney
    • Length: 11 mins
    • Original Recording
    • Overall
      0 out of 5 stars 0
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    Here are the original performances of Julia Sweeney's stories about adopting a baby from China, which later become In the Family Way. JULIA SWEENEY launched her career by playing Pat on Saturday Night Live. She has gone on to write and star in acclaimed one-person shows, including God Said Ha!, In the Family Way, and Letting Go of God, all developed at the Un-Cabaret.

    Regular price: $0.95

    • Play the Word!

    • Volume 2
    • By: Un-Cabaret
    • Narrated by: Beth Lapides, Jay Kogen, Cindy Chupack, and others
    • Length: 1 hr and 19 mins
    • Original Recording
    • Overall
      3 out of 5 stars 6
    • Performance
      2 out of 5 stars 1
    • Story
      2 out of 5 stars 1

    Original comedy material from some of the best comedy writers around! These audio programs feature highlights of the onling monthly reading series "Say the Word".

    Regular price: $8.40

    • Un-Cabaret Stories, I Love My Boots

    • By: Un-Cabaret, Dan Bucatinsky
    • Narrated by: Beth Lapides, Dan Bucatinsky
    • Length: 13 mins
    • Original Recording
    • Overall
      3.5 out of 5 stars 3
    • Performance
      4 out of 5 stars 1
    • Story
      3 out of 5 stars 1

    Dan Bucatinsky explores the meaning of love. He wonders why the Eskimos have 200 words for snow and we have only one for love. DAN BUCATINSKY is the writer, director, and star of All Over the Guy, and executive producer of The Comeback. He is Lisa Kudrow's producing partner and is currently writing for Lipstick Jungle.

    Regular price: $0.95

    • Sex and the City Writers' Special

    • By: Un-Cabaret
    • Narrated by: Beth Lapides, Jenny Bicks, Michael Patrick King, and others
    • Length: 1 hr and 23 mins
    • Unabridged
    • Overall
      3.5 out of 5 stars 28
    • Performance
      4 out of 5 stars 5
    • Story
      4 out of 5 stars 5

    Un-Cabaret assembled the entire Emmy-winning writing staff of Sex and the City, each reading their own work for this special sold-out edition of Say the Word at The Knitting Factory in New York. Meet the writers behind the hit show and hear the individual voices that came together to create a cultural landmark.

    Regular price: $6.95

    • Un-Cabaret Stories

    • New Guy
    • By: Un-Cabaret, Michael Patrick King
    • Narrated by: Beth Lapides, Michael Patrick King
    • Length: 9 mins
    • Original Recording
    • Overall
      5 out of 5 stars 4
    • Performance
      0 out of 5 stars 0
    • Story
      0 out of 5 stars 0

    Michael Patrick King attends his first Bikram yoga class, and it doesn't go so well.

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    • Un-Cabaret Stories

    • Shack Up
    • By: Un-Cabaret, Merrill Markoe
    • Narrated by: Beth Lapides, Merrill Markoe
    • Length: 13 mins
    • Original Recording
    • Overall
      5 out of 5 stars 1
    • Performance
      0 out of 5 stars 0
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    Author and unique TV writer Merrill Markoe considers the battlefield of her love-life and finds that hope springs eternal.

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    • Un-Cabaret Stories

    • Drama Queen in Training
    • By: Un-Cabaret, Merrill Markoe
    • Narrated by: Beth Lapides, Merrill Markoe
    • Length: 16 mins
    • Original Recording
    • Overall
      3 out of 5 stars 1
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      0 out of 5 stars 0
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    Merrill Markoe learns about journaling and being a drama queen from her mother, from Anne Frank, and from the Cuban Missile Crisis. MERRILL MARKOE is an Emmy award-winning TV writer (Late Night with David Letterman, TV Nation) and prolific author of books, including What the Dogs Taught Me, How to Be Hap-Hap-Happy Like Me, Merrill Markoe's Guide to Love, The Psycho Ex Game, and Walking in Circles Before Lying Down.

    Regular price: $0.95

    • Un-Cabaret Stories

    • 'Let's Party' and 'Zen and the Art of Multiple Dog Walking'
    • By: Un-Cabaret, Merrill Markoe
    • Narrated by: Beth Lapides, Merrill Markoe
    • Length: 14 mins
    • Original Recording
    • Overall
      5 out of 5 stars 1
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      0 out of 5 stars 0
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      0 out of 5 stars 0

    Merrill Markoe reads two classic pieces from her book How to Be Hap-Hap-Happy Like Me. First, a piece about dealing with parties (written seven years before the Curb Your Enthusiasm episode that used the same idea). Then, another illuminating visit with her friends the dogs.

    Regular price: $0.95

    • Un-Cabaret Stories

    • Messy Girl
    • By: Merrill Markoe
    • Narrated by: Beth Lapides, Merrill Markoe
    • Length: 13 mins
    • Original Recording
    • Overall
      3 out of 5 stars 2
    • Performance
      5 out of 5 stars 1
    • Story
      3 out of 5 stars 1

    A deeply funny story by Merrill Markoe about being a very messy girl.

    Regular price: $0.95

    • Jews! The Other White People

    • By: Un-Cabaret
    • Narrated by: Stephen Glass, Rob Cohen, Alan Zweibel, and others
    • Length: 55 mins
    • Original Recording
    • Overall
      3 out of 5 stars 16
    • Performance
      3 out of 5 stars 4
    • Story
      2.5 out of 5 stars 4

    This very special Un-Cabaret collection includes four deeply funny stories about Jews and Jewishness: "The Day I Got Caught Playing with Myself in Hebrew School", "Hitler's Willing Executioner, Me?", "The Ish Factor", and "Bar Mitzvah Boy".

    • 1 out of 5 stars
    • Desperately Poor

    • By Paul levy on 10-11-09

    Regular price: $3.95

    • Un-Cabaret Stories

    • A Nerd in Love
    • By: Un-Cabaret, Patton Oswalt
    • Narrated by: Beth Lapides, Patton Oswalt
    • Length: 12 mins
    • Original Recording
    • Overall
      4 out of 5 stars 2
    • Performance
      3 out of 5 stars 1
    • Story
      4 out of 5 stars 1

    Patton Oswalt falls in love. This is a classic Un-Cabaret performance, in which Beth's questions push the performer to go deeper and find all kinds of funny.

    Regular price: $0.95

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